1222AD - to do list [Archive]

PFJ_bejazuz

11-15-2002, 21:32

I was asked what the 'to do' list on my office table was for (I work from home). When I said it was for MTW my client said, Cool 'cos #1 & #6 were beginning to have me worried.

list was -

1 - Kill the Pope
2 - Level Constantinople
3 - Train more spies & assasins
4 - Try & marry the boys off.
5 - Purge staff
6 - Raze Middle East
7 - Set new conquests to low tax
8 - Get milk

Al Qasim Hussein

11-15-2002, 22:16

That has got to be the funniest post I have ever read, bar none. I keep my to do list carefully hidden @ work, as I play some of those guys (no girls, not being sexist) over a LAN.

Gregoshi

11-15-2002, 23:47

LOL General.

What country do you invade to get milk? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

PFJ_bejazuz

11-16-2002, 02:04

Well I love French cheese so Camembert Electrique has got to be the choice.

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KukriKhan

11-16-2002, 04:27

Personally, I never '6' (raze middle east) before '8' (get milk). Camels just too dang hard to milk in my experience - better to bring with.

Gregoshi

11-16-2002, 05:19

In my land we have a saying:

Don't milk a bull if it is milk you are after.

Wise words indeed. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

barocca

11-16-2002, 07:23

i almost fell off my chair laughing,

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PFJ_bejazuz

11-16-2002, 15:57

I think bull milkers tend to go for quality rather than quantity