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Devastatin Dave
09-29-2003, 13:59
What it takes:

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than

100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give

over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

Here&#39;s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer

these questions:

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is

represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and,

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

..And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you:

A-S-S--K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While, hard work and knowledge will get you close, and, attitude will

get you there,

Bullshit and Ass kissing will put you over the top
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Iggyred
09-29-2003, 15:06
Ahhh .... no way .... how cool is that http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

Scipio
09-29-2003, 16:24
HAh lol never saw that one comming that is genius you are genius All bow down to Dave http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif

HopAlongBunny
09-29-2003, 16:46
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Dīn-Heru
09-29-2003, 16:57
Hm, this is the third time I have seen this joke on this forum, still funny though.

Dave I see you have lost the red card, gues it won&#39;t be long untill you are back in the tavern drinking with your buddies. # http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

Devastatin Dave
09-29-2003, 17:11
Quote[/b] (Dīn-Heru @ Sep. 29 2003,10:57)]Hm, this is the third time I have seen this joke on this forum, still funny though.

Dave I see you have lost the red card, gues it won&#39;t be long untill you are back in the tavern drinking with your buddies. # http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
I&#39;ve stopped drinking, but I&#39;ll stop by for the pretzels. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

Sjakihata
09-29-2003, 20:51
communism would win by far:

4+15+13+13+21+14+9+19+13 = 121 %

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Dīn-Heru
09-29-2003, 21:00
Quote[/b] (daveinkorea @ Sep. 29 2003,17:11)]
Quote[/b] (Dīn-Heru @ Sep. 29 2003,10:57)]Hm, this is the third time I have seen this joke on this forum, still funny though.

Dave I see you have lost the red card, gues it won&#39;t be long untill you are back in the tavern drinking with your buddies. # http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
I&#39;ve stopped drinking, but I&#39;ll stop by for the pretzels. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
You have stopped drinking http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif #http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif #Won&#39;t you get dehydrated if you don&#39;t consume some sort of liquid? #http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
Espesially if you eat pretzels?
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katar
09-29-2003, 21:18
Quote[/b] ]communism would win by far:

4+15+13+13+21+14+9+19+13 = 121 %

patriarchy beats it hands down = 144% http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

o_loompah_the_delayer
09-29-2003, 21:33
Try sex with the boss, 196% http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

Cebei
09-29-2003, 21:36
I would rather sleep to success:

Calculate zzzzzzzzzzzzz..... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif

katar
09-30-2003, 01:06
Quote[/b] ]Try sex with the boss, 196%

it`s very kind of you to offer, but i don`t swing in that direction, i`m 200% normal http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif

Ironside
09-30-2003, 09:56
Citera[/b] (katar @ Sep. 29 2003,15:18)]
Citera[/b] ]communism would win by far:

4+15+13+13+21+14+9+19+13 = 121 %

patriarchy beats it hands down = 144% #http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif #http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

Fundamentalism is even better 152% http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif
and sleep zzzzzzzzzzzzzz is hard to beat with 364% http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[DnC]
09-30-2003, 14:11
Already knew this one, but it remains ace http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/cool.gif

Quid
09-30-2003, 14:15
Verz, verz funny...much appreciated http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif

Quid