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Devastatin Dave
09-29-2003, 13:59
What it takes:
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than
100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give
over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer
these questions:
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is
represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and,
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
..And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you:
A-S-S--K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:
While, hard work and knowledge will get you close, and, attitude will
get you there,
Bullshit and Ass kissing will put you over the top
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Ahhh .... no way .... how cool is that http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
HAh lol never saw that one comming that is genius you are genius All bow down to Dave http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif
HopAlongBunny
09-29-2003, 16:46
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Dîn-Heru
09-29-2003, 16:57
Hm, this is the third time I have seen this joke on this forum, still funny though.
Dave I see you have lost the red card, gues it won't be long untill you are back in the tavern drinking with your buddies. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
Devastatin Dave
09-29-2003, 17:11
Quote[/b] (Dîn-Heru @ Sep. 29 2003,10:57)]Hm, this is the third time I have seen this joke on this forum, still funny though.
Dave I see you have lost the red card, gues it won't be long untill you are back in the tavern drinking with your buddies. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
I've stopped drinking, but I'll stop by for the pretzels. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
Sjakihata
09-29-2003, 20:51
communism would win by far:
4+15+13+13+21+14+9+19+13 = 121 %
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Dîn-Heru
09-29-2003, 21:00
Quote[/b] (daveinkorea @ Sep. 29 2003,17:11)]
Quote[/b] (Dîn-Heru @ Sep. 29 2003,10:57)]Hm, this is the third time I have seen this joke on this forum, still funny though.
Dave I see you have lost the red card, gues it won't be long untill you are back in the tavern drinking with your buddies. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
I've stopped drinking, but I'll stop by for the pretzels. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
You have stopped drinking http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif Won't you get dehydrated if you don't consume some sort of liquid? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
Espesially if you eat pretzels?
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Quote[/b] ]communism would win by far:
4+15+13+13+21+14+9+19+13 = 121 %
patriarchy beats it hands down = 144% http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
o_loompah_the_delayer
09-29-2003, 21:33
Try sex with the boss, 196% http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif
I would rather sleep to success:
Calculate zzzzzzzzzzzzz..... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif
Quote[/b] ]Try sex with the boss, 196%
it`s very kind of you to offer, but i don`t swing in that direction, i`m 200% normal http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif
Ironside
09-30-2003, 09:56
Citera[/b] (katar @ Sep. 29 2003,15:18)]
Citera[/b] ]communism would win by far:
4+15+13+13+21+14+9+19+13 = 121 %
patriarchy beats it hands down = 144% http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
Fundamentalism is even better 152% http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif
and sleep zzzzzzzzzzzzzz is hard to beat with 364% http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
Already knew this one, but it remains ace http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/cool.gif
Verz, verz funny...much appreciated http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif
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