Mathematics for life..

[Devastatin Dave]

What it takes:

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:



What makes 100%?


What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?



Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than

100%?


We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give

over 100%.


How about achieving 103%?


Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer

these questions:


If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is

represented as:


1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26


Then:


H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and,


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%


But,


A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%


..And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%


AND, look how far ass kissing will take you:



A-S-S--K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%


So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While, hard work and knowledge will get you close, and, attitude will

get you there,

Bullshit and Ass kissing will put you over the top
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[Iggyred]

Ahhh .... no way .... how cool is that http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[Scipio]

HAh lol never saw that one comming that is genius you are genius All bow down to Dave http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif

[HopAlongBunny]

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[Dîn-Heru]

Hm, this is the third time I have seen this joke on this forum, still funny though.

Dave I see you have lost the red card, gues it won't be long untill you are back in the tavern drinking with your buddies. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[Devastatin Dave]

Quote[/b] (Dîn-Heru @ Sep. 29 2003,10:57)]Hm, this is the third time I have seen this joke on this forum, still funny though.

Dave I see you have lost the red card, gues it won't be long untill you are back in the tavern drinking with your buddies. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
I've stopped drinking, but I'll stop by for the pretzels. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[Sjakihata]

communism would win by far:

4+15+13+13+21+14+9+19+13 = 121 %

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[Dîn-Heru]

Quote[/b] (daveinkorea @ Sep. 29 2003,17:11)]
Quote[/b] (Dîn-Heru @ Sep. 29 2003,10:57)]Hm, this is the third time I have seen this joke on this forum, still funny though.

Dave I see you have lost the red card, gues it won't be long untill you are back in the tavern drinking with your buddies. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
I've stopped drinking, but I'll stop by for the pretzels. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
You have stopped drinking http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif Won't you get dehydrated if you don't consume some sort of liquid? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
Espesially if you eat pretzels?
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[katar]

Quote[/b] ]communism would win by far:

4+15+13+13+21+14+9+19+13 = 121 %



patriarchy beats it hands down = 144% http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

Try sex with the boss, 196% http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[Cebei]

I would rather sleep to success:

Calculate zzzzzzzzzzzzz..... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif

[katar]

Quote[/b] ]Try sex with the boss, 196%

it`s very kind of you to offer, but i don`t swing in that direction, i`m 200% normal http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif

[Ironside]

Citera[/b] (katar @ Sep. 29 2003,15:18)]
Citera[/b] ]communism would win by far:

4+15+13+13+21+14+9+19+13 = 121 %



patriarchy beats it hands down = 144% http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

Fundamentalism is even better 152% http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif
and sleep zzzzzzzzzzzzzz is hard to beat with 364% http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[[DnC]]

Already knew this one, but it remains ace http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/cool.gif

[Quid]

Verz, verz funny...much appreciated http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif

Quid