Cute Joke

[Devastatin Dave]

A man walks into a dentist's office and says, Excuse me, can you
help me. I think I'm a moth. The dentist says, You don't need a

dentist. You need a psychiatrist. The man replies, Yes, I know.

The dentist snaps back, So why did you come in here? The man

says, The light was on.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

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What do you call a dwarf fortune teller who has just escaped from jail?

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[Gregoshi]

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[MrWhipple]

A grasshopper walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says Hey did you know that there is a drink named after you? The grasshopper replies You mean there is a drink named Dave

[Gregoshi]

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[Fragony]

Not exactly cute, but I have to share it.

A farmers favorite coque (male chicken?) died, so he had to get a new one. He goes to the store, and he sees the most beautifull speciman he has EVER seen. The employee notices, and says 'ah sire you know your business, but I have to warn you, this coque is extremely horny'. The farmer thinks ' good, a good horny coque makes lots of little chickens' so he buys it.
When he gets home he introduces it to the chickens. As soon as he let him go the screams begin, after 10 seconds all he can see is a cloud of feathers. An hour later the vision is finally clear, and there lies his new trophy, totally exhausted, barely alive. The farmer picks him 'Now listen up sonny, you have to pace yourself, this will kill you'. All the coque can do is nod a little.
Next day the farmer has to go to the village to get some groceries. Carnage is what he finds when he gets back. The cows, the dog, the cat, his wife, his daughter, they all lay around in the most horrible shock imaginable. Amidst this all he sees his coque, totally exhausted, barely alive. 'Sonny we talked about this, you have to pace yourself, no man can suvive this for a very long time'.
All the coque can do is nod a little.
Next day the farmer wakes up, screams of agony and despair are comming from the village. He emediatly understands what is going on, and rushes to the village. Words cannot describe the horrors that he sees. People are laying everwhere, their faces in a state of the most utter horror. This is what a war must look like. In the far distance, he sees some vultures circling. We rushes to the spot, and there his coque lies on the ground, dead. The vultures are allready closing in. He chases them away, and starts talking. 'Sonny, I warned you but you wouldn't listen. The game of love is one of pacing, but you had to have it your way, and look what it got you'. As he picks him up to burry the remains the coque opens an eye : Oh you bastard you horrible cunt I almost had them