Simpsons Trivia

[ichi]

The Simpsons is my all time favorite show on the telly. Witty, moral, poignant, totall absurd. List your fav quotes and/or trivia questions

What is the warning label on 'Krusty Brand Home Pregnancy Tests?

ichi

[Duke John]

*HITS THE BUTTON*

May cause birth defects

Next question:
To whom was Sideshow Bob briefly married?

[gaelic cowboy]

Aunt patty

[Teutonic Knight]

Question:

When Maggie is scanned at the grocery store in the opening sequence, what does the register say?

[Axeknight]

'NRA 4EVA'

Who does Homer's soul belong to?

[HawaiianHobbit]

marge

[Kaiser of Arabia]

What is Bart writing on the Board in the opening sequence in episode 5?

[ichi]

I will not hide behind the fifth amendment

Homer says that holding a gun gives him the same feeling that . . .?

[lancelot]

Who does homer claim that public transport is for?

[Snowhobbit]

losers
Edit: to clarify, the answer to the publictransport question, it's not an insult

[Kaiser of Arabia]

In the episode where homer and crusty have to sneak into the Mob Mansion for a violin, what did fat tony say was teh new mafia website?

[ichi]

Quote[/b] (ichi @ May 11 2004,19:46)]I will not hide behind the fifth amendment

Homer says that holding a gun gives him the same feeling that . . .?
Homer says that holding a gun gives him the same feeling that God must get when he's holding a gun.


After Homer is kicked out of the all you can eat seafood place, he and Marge drive around looking for another all you can eat seafood place. When they cant find one thats open where do they go?

ichi

[octavian]

me fail english, thats unpossible

[Kaatar]

They went fishing.

What was Jebadiah Springfields slogan?

[ichi]

A noble spirit imbiggens us all

Otto did you know that Shemp is hemp spelled backwards?

Homer did you know that Otto is Otto spelled backwards?

Otto whoa, now I'm scared

Marge Homer it's time for bed

Otto Dude, your mom is hot

ichi

[TheSilverKnight]

Quote[/b] (Axeknight @ May 11 2004,12:57)]Who does Homer's soul belong to?
Moe http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
Next Question: What does Homer say in the Episode Brake My Wife, Please when he gets hit by a car.

(10 Simpsons points to whoever can answer that)

[Matt Deckard]

Quote[/b] (TheSilverKnight @ May 14 2004,05:23)]
Quote[/b] (Axeknight @ May 11 2004,12:57)]Who does Homer's soul belong to?
Moe http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
Next Question: What does Homer say in the Episode Brake My Wife, Please when he gets hit by a car.

(10 Simpsons points to whoever can answer that)
Nope. In the devil episode, you find homers soul belonsg to marge. His life partner is Moe http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/bigthumb.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif

[TheSilverKnight]

Damn.
Well does anyone have an answer to my question? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/bigthumb.gif (you'll never get this one)

[Beirut]

My favorut quotes:

Homer: A dog like this you have to feed EVERY day.

Homer: I have a plan - when the exam starts, I'm going to hide under a big pile of coats and hope that everyhting will be OK.

Mr. Burns: Since the dawn of time man has yearned to destroy the sun

[ichi]

Krusty: If this is anybody but Steve Allen, you're stealing my bit

How does Homer find out that his sores are not really leprosy, as he has been led to believe?

[Seven.the.Hun]

i love how complicated the simpsons gets after so much time, one of the only things worth watching on television if u ask me, 99% of television is filth and a clever distraction...
anyone remember skinner's real name, i thought that was an odd episode, http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[TheSilverKnight]

Quote[/b] (Seven.the.Hun @ May 14 2004,01:42)]anyone remember skinner's real name, i thought that was an odd episode, http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
Armen Tanzarian..or something like that.. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[Snowhobbit]

he eats the it (leprosy)

[Kaatar]

What was the name of the white cat the Simpsons owned?
What is Homer's middle name?
What did the crazy guy in the warehouse who was using spirograph say to Bart? (regarding spirograph)

[ichi]

The Cat was Snowball

Homer Jay Simpson

can't remeber the quote, but something about decline of civilization corresponding to the decline in the popularity of Spirograph.


Ralph Wiggam: ' I'm happy and angry'

Todd Flaners: 'I'm a torso

Waylan Smithers Gotta go, there's a line forming behind me


ichi

[Magraev]

My favorite quote:

Marge: that's the worst thing you've ever done

Homer: you've said that so many times it's lost all meaning.

[Nelson]

I'm gonna have my own fragrance. 'Smellin' of Troy' .

Troy McClure

[Axeknight]

Gabriel the social worker: Homer, you're lazy, you're uncaring, and you're an awful parent.

Homer: Which is society's fault because...

[SwordsMaster]

I ove this quote:

Homer: Only because I dont care, doesn't mean I'm not listening.

[frogbeastegg]

Ralf Wiggam: It tastes like burning

Hans Moleman: A poem, by Hans Moleman.
I think that I will never see
My cataracts are blinding me

Homer: Oh Marge, I only said it because I thought that's what you wanted to hear

[Snowhobbit]

Ralph Wiggum: 1. I have two ouies
2. Me fail English? That's unpossible

[HawaiianHobbit]

In the episope where the lemon tree is stolen what does Bart write on the side of the bluff?

[Kaatar]

Is it Springfield rules suckers?

[RisingSun]

Quote[/b] ]The Cat was Snowball

Wrong, it was Coltrane.

Wiggum: What idiots. Gun safety always comes first. *cleans earhole with gun barrel*

[HawaiianHobbit]

Quote[/b] (Kaatar @ May 17 2004,18:31)]Is it Springfield rules suckers?
Yes

Homer:What's the point of going out? We'll just end out back here anyway.

Some girl( I forgot what her name was):Touch my fence again *pulls out a knife* and your puberty will be very boring.

Flanders: God told Noah to build an ark-y ark-y, animals went on in ones-ys and twos-ys twos-ys, elephant and kangaroos-y roos-ys

[ichi]

Quote[/b] (RisingSun @ May 17 2004,16:46)]
Quote[/b] ]The Cat was Snowball

Wrong, it was Coltrane.

Wiggum: What idiots. Gun safety always comes first. *cleans earhole with gun barrel*
Coltrane was mostly white, but had a little spot, and only lived for a few minutes. Snowball I was the first cat. Lisa wrote a poem

I had a cat
She died, she died
Mom said she'd come back
She lied, she lied

Ned: Hos-diddly-itily (hostility)
Ned: Boys, go get the alcohol-free alcohol

Superintendent Chalmers: Facts have no place in religion, just like religion has no place in public school

In addition to hounds, what protects Mr burns Mansion from unwanted guests?

ichi

[HawaiianHobbit]

In addition to hounds, what protects Mr burns Mansion from unwanted guests?

Nobody knows so can you tell us.

[Snowhobbit]

A robot?

[ichi]

Mr Burns' mansion is guarded by a robotic Richard Simmons singing Shake Shake Shake your Booty

Marge: 'Can't talk, maintaining a state of cat-like readiness'

Lisa: 'Can't talk, coming down' (from some hallucinations)

Homer: 'Can't talk, eating'

What famous landmark does Itchy drop onto Scratchy's eye?

ichi

[Teutonic Knight]

Quote[/b] (lancelot @ May 12 2004,06:28)]Who does homer claim that public transport is for?
jerks and lesbians http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[ichi]

Quote[/b] ]What famous landmark does Itchy drop onto Scratchy's eye?


The Seattle Space Needle


Homer: Lisa, have I got my pants on?


Why have accidents been reduced by half since Homer became Safety Officer at the Nuclear Plant?


ichi

[Kaatar]

I thought they doubled each year since he was there (basing that on the Frank Grimes episode. Everything in the Simpsons contradicts itself :) )

Homer: The answer to your question, I don't know.

[ichi]

Since Homer was made the nuclear plant safety officer, the accident rate decreased by precisely the number that Homer himself was suspected of causing.

How does Homer decide which button to choose to prevent a nuclear meltdown?

ichi

[Snowhobbit]

by singing a song

[The Tuffen]

Quote[/b] ]How does Homer decide which button to choose to prevent a nuclear meltdown?

He choose it by doing iny meany miny mo

[ichi]

Correct Tuffen. You can take a Forbidden Donut.

Nuclear Power Plant Technician: Homer, do you even know which button you pushed?

Homer: Sure, Mo

&l
t;>

Edna Krabapple: What kind of boy has a toy tea set?

Seymour Skinner: A lucky boy



Apu: Please, stand behind the flaming trashcans; you will all have a chance to be gouged



Homer: Hey Apu, have you got any of that beer with candy in it, you know, Skittlebrau?

Apu: Oh, Mr Homer, there is no such product, I believe that you must have imagined it

Homer: OK, then give me a six-pack and bag of Skittles



Every employee at the plant has been named the Employee of the Month, except Homer. So who gets the award next?



ichi

[Seven.the.Hun]

bart speaks french always thought that was interesting

[Snowhobbit]

some coal thingy? right?

[Axeknight]

Quote[/b] (ichi @ May 30 2004,10:21)]Every employee at the plant has been named the Employee of the Month, except Homer. So who gets the award next?
A plutonium rod.

What are the names of the two aliens spying on earth?

[Mount Suribachi]

Kodos & Kang


According to Nelson, how many stars are on the American flag?

[bighairyman]

What is the name of the only girl bart has a crush on?

how did they get rid of the elephant bart won ?

how many stars are in the US flag accroding to Homer?

In india, how many ppl were in Apu's school?



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[Mount Suribachi]

Quote[/b] (bighairyman @ June 01 2004,02:53)]how did they get rid of the elephant bart won ?
Off a radio station.

But you need to answer the previous question before you can ask your own http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif

[bighairyman]

Quote[/b] (Mount Suribachi @ June 01 2004,13:46)]
Quote[/b] (bighairyman @ June 01 2004,02:53)]how did they get rid of the elephant bart won ?
Off a radio station.

But you need to answer the previous question before you can ask your own http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif
No how they got rid of it?

And your question, i don't know but it's definitely not 50 http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif

[The Tuffen]

Quote[/b] ]how did they get rid of the elephant bart won ?


They took it to a elephant reserve

[ichi]

Quote[/b] ]What is the name of the only girl bart has a crush on?


Actually there have been two - Ruth Power's daughter, I cant remember her first name, when she moved in next door, and Rev. Lovejoy's daughter Jessica.

Bart: She's smart, pretty, and a liar


Quote[/b] ]In india, how many ppl were in Apu's school?


One million.

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Bart's Pledge of Allegiance:

Hey America,
you're so fine,
you're so fine,
you blow my mind
America



I don't know how many stars Homer thinks are on the American flag, but Grandpa thinks it is 49 I'll be dead in the ground before I recognize Missouri as a state

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Anybody know the words to Cletus the Slack-jawed yokel theme song?


ichi

[bighairyman]

Quote[/b] ]One million

hum, i thought it was 10 million?
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[Red Yak]

Quote[/b] ]Anybody know the words to Cletus the Slack-jawed yokel theme song?

ichi


Here goes...

Some folk'll never eat a skunk but then again some folk'll like Cletus the Slack Jawed Yokel.
Hey, whats going on on this side
Hey Brandine, you might could wear these to your job interview.
And scuff up the topless dancing runway?
Naw you best bring em back where from you got em
Ok, back you go to waits for a woman of less discriminating tastes.

Most folk'll never lose a toe but then again some folk'll like Cletus the Slack Jawed Yokel.
Hey, you know what I could call my ma while I'm up here
Hey Ma get off the dang roof



Homer: The lesson is: God is vengeful O spiteful one, show me who to smite and they shall be smoten.

[Nelson]

Quote[/b] (Axeknight @ May 30 2004,07:34)]
Quote[/b] (ichi @ May 30 2004,10:21)]Every employee at the plant has been named the Employee of the Month, except Homer. So who gets the award next?
A plutonium rod.

What are the names of the two aliens spying on earth?
Wasn't the winner an inanimate carbon rod?

[Teutonic Knight]

What is Homer's lesson about trying?

[ichi]

Can't win, don't try

or

Trying is the first step toward failure

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Troy you might remember me from such films as 'Alice doesn't live anymore' has an unnatural attraction to what?


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Kent Brockman: . . . and I for one would like to be the first to welcome our new insect overlords, and as a respected newsman I could useful in getting human slaves to work in their sugar mines

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How did Sideshow Mel get the bone in his hair?



ichi

[Mount Suribachi]

Quote[/b] (ichi @ June 05 2004,01:33)]Troy you might remember me from such films as 'Alice doesn't live anymore' has an unnatural attraction to what?
Mafia sidekick: I thought you said Troy McLure was dead?

Fat Tony: No, I said he sleeps wid da fishes

Mafia sidekick: Eeew, you put my offa my gingamagoo

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As for how many stripes does Nelson think are on the US flag?


Quote[/b] ]So burn that flag if you must But before you do, you'd better burn a few
other things You'd better burn your shirt and your pants Be sure to
burn your TV and car Oh yeah, and don't forget to burn your house
Because none of those things would exist without six red stripes, seven
red stripes, and a helluva lot of stars

[wild applause]

[ichi]

Sideshow Mel got the bone in his hair trying to pick out some bubblegum that got stuck in his hair.

How many other Sideshows can you name? Of course, there is Sideshow Mel, Sideshow Bob, any other?
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Bart: Hey dad, this weekend there's a father/son rafting trip

Homer: That's stupid, Bart doesn't have a son


ichi

[bighairyman]

Quote[/b] ]Bart: Hey dad, this weekend there's a father/son rafting trip

Homer: That's stupid, Bart doesn't have a son


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[RisingSun]

Quote[/b] ]How many other Sideshows can you name? Of course, there is Sideshow Mel, Sideshow Bob, any other?

Honestly, I can't. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/frown.gif

When Homer turns the church into a party-house, how does Lisa explain the flood stopping?
Who are the three people in Heaven in that scene?
What does God seem to like?
What does he want to know?


What does Vegas Wife do for Homer in the treehouse that gets some funny phrases out of Homer?

[ichi]

Quote[/b] ]How many other Sideshows can you name? Of course, there is Sideshow Mel, Sideshow Bob, any other?

Sideshow Luke Perry and Sideshow Rashid


Quote[/b] ]When Homer turns the church into a party-house, how does Lisa explain the flood stopping?

Buddha


Quote[/b] ]Who are the three people in Heaven in that scene?

God, Buddha, and Colonel Sanders


Quote[/b] ]What does God seem to like?


Popcorn Chicken


Quote[/b] ]What does he want to know?

The Colonel's secret recipe


Quote[/b] ]What does Vegas Wife do for Homer in the treehouse that gets some funny phrases out of Homer?

She makes him a sandwich

Homer: ooooh faster, oh, you do that sooo good

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Homer: I don't mind being called a liar, when I'm lieing, or am about to lie, or just finished lieing, but htis time I'm telling the truth
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Homer: Homer Simpson never lies twice on the same form

Marge: You lied twice on on our mortgage Application

Homer: I didn't lie twice, that was all part of one big balllll of lies
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Homer: Butter up that bacon boy

Bart: But my heart hurts

Homer: butter it
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ichi

[ichi]

Who, besides Homer, has gotten Marge pregnant?

ichi

[Magraev]

Quote[/b] (ichi @ June 10 2004,01:09)]Who, besides Homer, has gotten Marge pregnant?

ichi
Either Kodos or Kang - Maggie is the result...


What does Bart do to the fish that offers him 3 wishes (preferably as company-motto)?

[ichi]

Quote[/b] (Magraev @ June 10 2004,08:30)]
Quote[/b] (ichi @ June 10 2004,01:09)]Who, besides Homer, has gotten Marge pregnant?

ichi
Either Kodos or Kang - Maggie is the result...


What does Bart do to the fish that offers him 3 wishes (preferably as company-motto)?
Knife goes in
Guts come out
Thats what Nagashima Sea Food Concern is all about

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Sulu from the original Star Trek (AKA George Takei) is the game show announcer in that episode - he also is the waiter at the Japanese restaurant in Springfield. One of the best character voices on the show, IMHO.

HaHa, he appears unharmed, but he is being burned internally
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Homer's face is on a box of what?

Extra credit if you can tell how they came up with Homer's face for the box

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Very good, Magreav, Kang or Kodos (I can't tell them apart) got Marge pregnant, in a simulated alley behind a porn store. Where did Homer get her pregnant the first time?

ichi

[RisingSun]

A box of detergent/cleaner.

Why doesn't Homer want to go to Arizona?
What are the Canadians on the Japanese gameshow afraid of?
What experience culturally assimilates Homer and Bart in Japan?

[bighairyman]

Quote[/b] ]Homer's face is on a box of what?

Extra credit if you can tell how they came up with Homer's face for the box


A box of detergent/cleaner, and they got the idea by combining some Japanese fish's head with a light bulb.


Quote[/b] ]What are the Canadians on the Japanese gameshow afraid of?


scorpions


Quote[/b] ]What experience culturally assimilates Homer and Bart in Japan?

when they went to a Japanese jail, and they did the seven samurais tea dance or something. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/medievalcheers.gif

[ichi]

Quote[/b] ]A box of detergent/cleaner, and they got the idea by combining some Japanese fish's head with a light bulb.

A box of Mr. Sparkle

Bart: There's your answer, fishbulb


Quote[/b] ]What experience culturally assimilates Homer and Bart in Japan?

In prison Homer acted in the play '47 Ronin' and made origami


Quote[/b] ]Why doesn't Homer want to go to Arizona?


It smells funny

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What is Mr. Sparkle's Motto?

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and an easy one . . .

Why is he called 'Bleeding Gums Murphy'?


ichi

[Mr Durian]

Lisa: Dad you cant have revenge on animals. Thats what Moby Dick is all about

Homer: Lisa, we all know Mody Dick is about being yourself http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-smile.gif

[The Tuffen]

Quote[/b] ]and an easy one . . .

Why is he called 'Bleeding Gums Murphy'?


He's never been to a dentist.

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Which characters have been killed off?

[ichi]

Quote[/b] ]Which characters have been killed off?

Bleeding Gums Murphy
Frank Grimes
Maude Flanders

Of course, in the Halloween episodes (AKA Treehouse of Horror) everybody was killed when Homer destroyed the earth, starting with Dick Clark.



In the Simpsons version, who replaced Andy Griffith as the sheriff of Mayberry?



ichi

[The Tuffen]

Quote[/b] ]Of course, in the Halloween episodes (AKA Treehouse of Horror) everybody was killed when Homer destroyed the earth, starting with Dick Clark.


Was this the one with the Millenium bug in? If so Marge, Lisa and I think Maggie survived.

[Mount Suribachi]

Quote[/b] (The Tuffen @ June 11 2004,10:56)]Which characters have been killed off?
Dr Marvin Monroe

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Quote[/b] (Mount Suribachi @ June 15 2004,18:15)]
Quote[/b] (The Tuffen @ June 11 2004,10:56)]Which characters have been killed off?
Dr Marvin Monroe
Bleeding Gums Murphy, Maud Flanders.

[Earl of Sandwich]

Quote[/b] ]In the Simpsons version, who replaced Andy Griffith as the sheriff of Mayberry?

Charles Bronson

Homer: The government thinks for us so we don't have to think Remember that rainforest scare a couple of years ago? The government saw a problem, and they fixed it.

Lisa: Dad, I don't think...

Homer: Uh-uh. There's that word again.

[Earl of Sandwich]

Homer: I'm like that guy who single handedly build a rocket and went to the moon, Apollo Creed I think was his name.

According to Grandpa Simpson, after World War II, who challenged FDR to a race around the world?

[Demon of Light]

In addition to the characters that have been killed, a few won't be coming back because the person who played them (Phil Hartman) was murdered.

So, how did Dr. Monroe die?

[RisingSun]

Quote[/b] ]According to Grandpa Simpson, after World War II, who challenged FDR to a race around the world?

Superman. FDR won by a furlong. Even though he was dead. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

In the Halloween Episode ripoff of The Island of Dr. Moreau (SP) what animal was Mr. Burns spliced with?

[Earl of Sandwich]

Quote[/b] ]In the Halloween Episode ripoff of The Island of Dr. Moreau (SP) what animal was Mr. Burns spliced with?

A fox.

[makkyo]

What made the Screem-a-pilar an endangered species?

[ichi]

Quote[/b] (Mount Suribachi @ June 15 2004,11:15)]
Quote[/b] (The Tuffen @ June 11 2004,10:56)]Which characters have been killed off?
Dr Marvin Monroe
I'm not sure that he was killed off

How did he die?

this was a rumor/hoax started by the 137th episode


Quote[/b] ]Quote
In the Simpsons version, who replaced Andy Griffith as the sheriff of Mayberry?

Charles Bronson

I'm goin down to Emitt's Fix-It Shop, to fix Emmitt

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Can you name the truck that's two lanes wide,
smells like steak and seats 35?

(plus additional bonus points for the rest of the song)

ichi

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Canyonaro

Something about killimg deer...

[Mount Suribachi]

The last line is

Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts




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[The Tuffen]

Quote[/b] ]I'm not sure that he was killed off

How did he die?

this was a rumor/hoax started by the 137th episode

I'm pretty sure that he died, cos in the episode that maude dies they show all the gravestones of previous characters killed off which were Bleeding gums murphy, Grandpa's girlfriend, frank grimes and dr Marvin Monroe

[ichi]

why is Homer qualified to be Town Crier?

ichi

[wasabi]

why is Homer qualified to be Town Crier?

ichi
Because he was fat engouh to be one? Loud enough to be one?

Anyway, I did alway love the one that the family travelled to OZ, that one was funny...it was kinda big in OZ back then...

[TheSilverKnight]

Because he was fat engouh to be one? Loud enough to be one?

Anyway, I did alway love the one that the family travelled to OZ, that one was funny...it was kinda big in OZ back then...

Ah yes, a great episode, where Bart calls Australia and then they go to Australia. ~:joker:

"I'm gonna take this up with my Member o' Parliament!"
Then the Australian guy runs up to the farmer and they talk.
"So what do you think, Gus?"
"I think we should take this up with the Prime Minister!"
They run to the pool and see the PM bathing nude in a Chocolate Donut-like floatation device.
" 'EY!! MISTER PRIME MINISTER!!"
Prime Minister: "What's the good word, lads?"

~:joker: ~:joker: ~:joker: ~:joker: I love that episode so much

[ichi]

why is Homer qualified to be Town Crier?

Because, according to Bart, he's a big fat loudmouth, and he can stand when he has to.


In the Australian episode, what is in the American embassy bathroom?

ichi

[DemonArchangel]

a large machine that makes the toilet flush in the "right" direction.

[Beirut]

When Bart buys a fancy expensive dog with his new credit card, what does Homer say about the dog's feeding habits?

[ichi]

When Bart buys a fancy expensive dog with his new credit card, what does Homer say about the dog's feeding habits?

That's the kind of dog you have to feed every day!



Why does Homer like the new sweater Bart buys with the same credit card?

ichi

[Magraev]

What made the Screem-a-pilar an endangered species?

It's sexually attracted to fire ~:joker:

[Crazed Rabbit]

And Homer thinks he killed it, so he buries it in the ground. Seconds later, the EPA Helicopter decends from the sky with the ranger guy.

Homer: It's, uh, sleeping...

EPA: Then why don't I hear any sleep screams?

What does Clinton say he's done it with, in the episode where he meets Marge at a fancy party, and where is he most of the day?

And what lesson does he give to Lisa?

The Simpsons is truly great. ~D

Crazed Rabbit

[ichi]

What does Clinton say he's done it with, in the episode where he meets Marge at a fancy party, and where is he most of the day?

out in the tool shed


And what lesson does he give to Lisa?

if life is not fair, keep complaining until you get what you want


Why does Homer like the new sweater Bart buys with the same credit card?

it came packed in a box with a salmon steak, so it smells like salmon (mmmmm..... salmon)



When Homer uses an auto-dailer to make phone calls soliciting for donations (. . . send 1 dollar to . . Happy Dude . . .) and gets caught by the police, what does he do for punishment?

ichi

[Magraev]

about the "screamer-pillar":

And Homer thinks he killed it, so he buries it in the ground. Seconds later, the EPA Helicopter decends from the sky with the ranger guy.

Homer: It's, uh, sleeping...

EPA: Then why don't I hear any sleep screams?

This had me in stitches the first time I saw it, and now you did it again CR - great stuff.
~:joker: ~:joker:

[ichi]

When Marge is gambling excessively, Homer is forced to make his own meals out of stuff he can find in the house.

What ingredients make up Homer's attempt at breakfast?

ichi