1 Word Story

[Alrowan]

Once

[Negative]

there

[redrooster]

was

[Negative]

a hotdog


I had to use more than "a" or it wouldn't let me post.

[Rosacrux]

which

[ICantSpellDawg]

climbed

[Devastatin Dave]

Mount

[ICantSpellDawg]

buttcheeks


its 1 word http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/idea.gif

[rasoforos]

to

[Devastatin Dave]

jump

[redrooster]

up

[Xicote]

into

[Teutonic Knight]

a bosom

[Kraellin]

sorry, this violates my contract of long-winded posts, so i wont be participating.

K.

[Xicote]

and

[Negative]

fell

[Alrowan]

upon

[Xicote]

nevermind that one

[Tera]

an

(next word must start with a vowel http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif )

[LittleGrizzly]

excitable

[Negative]

ferret

[Postino]

with

[71-hour Ahmed]

yellow


edit: (see below ) yellow spam? weird ferret http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/shock.gif

[Mithrandir]

spam

[Postino]

. but

[Exile]

pointy


*cough*spam*cough*

[Postino]

nipples

(spam? isnt that the fo-meat stuff?)

[MonkeyMan]

taste

[Kongamato]

http://www.cruger.com/dh/creamy.jpg

[Shiro]

and

[Alrowan]

like

[Kongamato]

http://www.humanclock.com/contestimages/veg.jpg

[Hosakawa Tito]

spam http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif

[Knight_Yellow]

also

[Dramicus]

they

(heheh it pays to read previous posts)

[Monk]

had

[Postino]

dismembered

[Exile]

monkey

[ICantSpellDawg]

pulp

[Postino]

in cans.

[Alrowan]

and

[Xicote]

then

[Brutal DLX]

Elmo

[Mithrandir]

spammed

[LittleGrizzly]

Mithandir

[dragonchi]

postman

[Alrowan]

who

[Xicote]

posted

[dragonchi]

postman

[Xicote]

twice http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif

[MonkeyMan]

because

[Xicote]

he (this is a good excuse to get my post count up... thanks alrowan http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif )

[Xicote]

spammed

[Mithrandir]

spamposts

[dragonchi]

postman

[Xicote]

post man pat, postman pat, postman pat and his black and white cat.. du di du di early in the morning, just as day is dawning...

[Alrowan]

postman

[Tera]

posted

[Mithrandir]

spam

[Xicote]

and

[Knight of the Order]

died http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[Xicote]

but

[Xicote]

was

[Xicote]

resurected lol

[LordTed]

vegetable sales person

[Mithrandir]

Quote[/b] (LordTed @ Feb. 11 2003,13:21)]vegetable sales person
ate spam


(ROFL Lord Ted http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif )

[Postino]

at lunch

[Leet Eriksson]

then

[Xicote]

something

[ICantSpellDawg]

farted

[Xicote]

which

[Postino]

smelled

[Xicote]

of

[Mithrandir]

spam

[Postino]

Quote[/b] (Postino @ Feb. 10 2003,20:53)]in cans.
http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif

[Kongamato]

http://image.pathfinder.com/time/daily/2002/0209/meanwhile0912.gif

[Alrowan]

on the other side of


(i want more words.. gah)

[Xicote]

...town, there was a

[Kongamato]

http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/010702/yardstick.gif

[Hosakawa Tito]

measuring

[Lord Romulous]

device

[Teutonic Knight]

which was a

[dragonchi]

wishing staff


(what monkey from monkey magic uses)

[tootee]

12"

[Brutal DLX]

and growing

[Alrowan]

hair

[Mithrandir]

Quote[/b] (Alrowan @ Feb. 12 2003,04:59)]hairy
spam

[Papewaio]

smeg.

[Mithrandir]

(A vegetable salesman... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif -Oh the memories http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif ),[anyway here it is : ]

SPAM

[Xicote]

the man

[Papewaio]

SMEG

---
just have a visual image of Mith and I playing like McEnroe... thats why I have the http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/angry.gif ... but how can

SPAM

SMEG

SPAM

SMEG

sound like tennis?


Simple instead of using a tennis ball use a hamster.

[Mithrandir]

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif


SPAM

[Xicote]

smells

[Papewaio]

SMEG

----

And that one was on the line... gees it is hard playing tennis against the ref... better not tell him it is his pet hamster http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif

[Xicote]

(lets try and get this thread 1000 replies http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif )

[Mithrandir]

Quote[/b] (Papewaio @ Feb. 12 2003,05:41)]SMEG

----

And that one was on the line... gees it is hard playing tennis against the ref... better not tell him it is his pet hamster http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif
Spam
-------------------
out ARE YOU BLIND???

Geeez Even a blind person would be a better ref than you

[Papewaio]

You do indeed http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif

[Leet Eriksson]

(err hmmm i kinda lost track)

crap

[Mithrandir]

Quote[/b] (faisal @ Feb. 12 2003,06:13)]crappy
SPAM

[Alrowan]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

SPAMMER

[MonkeyMan]

Quote[/b] (Alrowan @ Feb. 12 2003,12:18)]^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

SPAMMER
smegger

[Mithrandir]

anyway. to get the story going again,

Mr. Spam...

[Exile]

went to

[Mithrandir]

Spamcity

[ICantSpellDawg]

"bonerama"

i dont care if it fits or not

[Mithrandir]

spam


(seems to fit everywhere in this thread http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif )

[Kongamato]

http://www.quintessentialwebsites.com/lordoftherings/movieshots_bk2/gandalf_falls_into_shadow.jpg
no more spamming

[LittleGrizzly]

said mr garrison

[Monk]

also

[A.Saturnus]

Sorry, I don`t understand that story, could you please repeat http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif

[DemonArchangel]

(Turkey based) Spam

[Postino]

left a bad

[Xicote]

stench http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/shock.gif

[Brutal DLX]

furthermore, beans

[Mithrandir]

,Spam,

[Dramicus]

on a

[Teutonic Knight]

buttcheek...

[Postino]

is good with

[Mithrandir]

spam

[Brutal DLX]

along with

[Dune]

more

[Teutonic Knight]

spam http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/angry.gif

[LordTed]

one Guinness please

[Dramicus]

said

[Postino]

Mr.Spam

[Devastatin Dave]

eat

[DojoRat]

tuna

[Dune]

on

[Devastatin Dave]

a scrotum

[DojoRat]

No

[Dramicus]

screamed

[Postino]

**coup de grace**

Mr.Spam, i will not eat tuna on your scrotem, SaM I aM

[Papewaio]

Why? Smeg

----
Smeg is
a) A expensive brand of ovens etc
b) Cottage cheese like substance sometimes referred to as dick cheese. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif

[Negative]

the ferret

[AggonyShim2]

's penis

[DojoRat]

plush

[Shahed]

nuts

[Dramicus]

(errm, this is going nowhere, new start...)


Bob the Builder http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[Shahed]

drew

[Negative]

his

[Shahed]

weapon

[Teutonic Knight]

in order to....

[Shahed]

slay

[Dramicus]

Bob Barker

[Shahed]

who

[Dramicus]

ate

[Negative]

ferret

[DojoRat]

crisps

[Sjakihata]

with

[Monk]

his

[Negative]

feet

[Dramicus]

while

[AggonyShim2]

mooning

[Dramicus]

Frank Buckley

[Jabberwock]

grandma

[Jabberwock]

oops...

's grandma

(I'll get the hang of this yet)

[MonkeyMan]

old

[Kongamato]

Ok compiling what we have so far...

Once there was a hotdog which climbed mount buttcheeks to jump up into a bosom and fell upon an excitable ferret with yellow spam but pointy nipples taste creamy and like vegemite spam also they had dismembered monkey pulp in cans and then Elmo spammed Mithrandir postman who posted postman twice because he spammed spamposts postman post man pat, postman pat, postman pat and his black and white cat.. du di du di early in the morning, just as day is dawning... postman posted spam and died but was resurrected lol vegetable sales person ate spam at lunch then something farted which smelled of spam in cans. Meanwhile, on the other side of town, there was a yardstick ninja measuring device which was a wishing staff 12" and growing hair hairy spam smeg. SPAM the man SMEG SPAM smells SMEG Spam You do indeed. crap crappy SPAM SPAMMER smegger Mr. Spam... went to Spamcity "bonerama" spam no more spamming said mr garrison also sorry I dont understand that story, could you please repeat (Turkey based) Spam left a bad stench, furthermore beans, Spam, on a buttcheek... is good with spam along with more spam one Guinness please said Mr. Spam eat tuna on a scrotum No screamed Mr. Spam, I will not eat tuna on your scrotum, SaM I aM Why? Smeg the ferret 's penis plush nuts Bob the Builder drew his weapon in order to slay Bob Barker who ate ferret crisps with his feet while mooning Frank Buckley grandma oops 's grandma old

[Kongamato]

...now translated from English to French to German to English to Italian to English

Once that that one it gave to the warm dog that, that is put in on of buttcheeks the structure around towards the high in a case jumping and on a excitable frettchen with the Spam that is the yellow color pleased, but, the crémeux pointy of taste of the nozzles and like the Spam of vegemite it had carved them similarly the meat of the fruit of the monkey in latte and then in the Spam of Elmo the factor of Mithrandir, than the factor in on it has communicated two times, because it Spam of tapotement the man of the tree of the factor of the post office them of the Spam, the Faktortapotement, than tapotement black and the white man the factor relative Of di Katze soon the morning hardly as the day develops... from the factor and the dead women it has communicated the Spam, but it was still ago to live again the sales of verdure calm of the lol that the person who the Spam to the lunch has eaten then something farted, that it thought from the Spam in latte. Considering that from the other side of the city there was an instrument of measure of ninja the measure, one behaartes the staff, that he wishes the smeg increasing of hats 12"et were, of the Spam. Human beings SMEG of the Spam Spam Spam of smells of the smeg It effectively. crap M. Spam de of INONDATEUR de Spam de of D crappy ' more smegger... it has gone to the Spam "from the bonerama" from the built up center of the Spam only more m.. from the betruebt of the garrison of the Spamming deeply I do not understand similarly this history, I could you I pray (the Turkey based) repetition of left of the Spam, a stench defective in more the Spam of the fagioli, on a buttcheek... with the Spam with more getlteman I pray Spam de Spam that good Guinness eats the Thunfisch on one scrotumsnr. sig. cried the Spam will not eat the Thunfisch scrotum, SAM that are Why? Smeg frettchen ' of the Bob nuts/mothers of the pluesches of the pénis of the s has designed to the technical planner the relative arm, in the order for Bob Barker massakrieren, that it has eaten Frettchenchips with the relati to you feet of all in the grandma franchi of the oops of s von Buckley of old of the grandma musardant '

[Shahed]

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif

[Dramicus]

LOL

ok new start...



Samurai Jack

[Alrowan]

is

[Dramicus]

A Samurai

(no one-letter posts...)

[Leet Eriksson]

who tried to get laid...

[Alrowan]

in

[Dramicus]

A Sheep

[Teutonic Knight]

's den

[chilliwilli]

, but

[Dramicus]

A Giant Turd

[Magyar Khan]

ate

[Dramicus]

his mother

[Alrowan]

's hand

[Brutal DLX]

and Samurai Jack

[Jabberwock]

returned

[Teutonic Knight]

to slay th-

[Leet Eriksson]

e turd

[Monk]

, however

[Kongamato]

Aku

[Brutal DLX]

was

[MonkeyMan]

opening

[Rosacrux]

his

[Leet Eriksson]

arse

[Aleborg]

and

[Kongamato]

Spam

[Dramicus]

Infected

[LittleGrizzly]

anus

[MonkeyMan]

when from the sea came;

[Alrowan]

several

[_Martyr_]

mongolian

[Dramicus]

anus

[The Black Ship]

riders

[_Martyr_]

covered in

[Dramicus]

*Happy Juce*



(lol)

[Aleborg]

and

[Efrem Da King]

Coco pops

[Aleborg]

with

[Brutal DLX]

huge

[Efrem Da King]

Melons

[Alrowan]

like

[_Martyr_]

green

[LittleGrizzly]

footballs

[Alrowan]

.

(period)

[_Martyr_]

Since

[Postino]

anal anus's

[Alrowan]

pet

[ICantSpellDawg]

up-chucked

[Alrowan]

a cat

[Kongamato]

named

[Alrowan]

pussy

[Kongamato]

II, because

[Brutal DLX]

the first

[MonkeyMan]

was

[_Martyr_]

actually a squirrel

[Alrowan]

that was

[Xicote]

feeding

[MonkeyMan]

ducks

[Dramicus]

with

[_Martyr_]

pooh http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif

[Negative]

from

[Negative]

a ferret.

[Dramicus]

who

[Kongamato]

said

[Aleborg]

You

[Kongamato]

Aleborg.

He did, he said "You"

[Aleborg]

What



lol

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif

[Brutal DLX]

can

[_Martyr_]

cheese

[Kongamato]

know about

[Swoosh So]

Elmarko's

[Dramicus]

wanker

[Dramicus]

which





(cant let this fall behind.... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif )

[Exile]

broke

[Alrowan]

several

[LittleGrizzly]

coffee making

[Kongamato]

http://e-vending.com/Vending-Machines-pencil.jpeg

[Swoosh So]

asterix

[Dramicus]

. (period)

[_Martyr_]

Contempory

[Dramicus]

Ninjas

[Lord Of Storms]

Leap

[Teutonic Knight]

into his a-

(i love triping you folks up likie that)

[Alrowan]

-ss

[Swoosh So]

phalt

[AggonyShim2]

which

[Dramicus]

was

[Hosakawa Tito]

sticky

[_Martyr_]

and black http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif

[Lord Of Storms]

and gooey

[Knight_Yellow]

No

[Dramicus]

Screamed the naked scotish highlander





(*whistles*)