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Red Peasant
05-15-2004, 11:47
From a newspaper clipping:

Denmark: A patient broke wind while having surgery and set fire to his genitals. The 30-year-old man was having a mole removed from his bottom with an electric knife when his attack of flatulence was ignited by a spark. His genitals, which were soaked in surgical spirits, caught fire. The man, who is sueing the hospital, said: ‘When I woke up, my penis and scrotum were burning like hell. Besides the pain, I can’t have sex with my wife.’ Surgeons at the hospital in Kjellerups said: ‘It was an unfortunate accident.’

Voigtkampf
05-15-2004, 12:04
http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/jawdrop.gif

Can you possibly suffer more severe consequences due to a more hilarious and humiliating misfortune?

Big King Sanctaphrax
05-15-2004, 12:06
Quote[/b] ]His genitals, which were soaked in surgical spirits

WHY??

I like his sense of humour though...'Besides which, I can't have sex with my wife...' Haha, yes, that's the most pressing problem... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-confused.gif

Kaiser of Arabia
05-15-2004, 13:35
That's so hilarious
So farts do cause fires, so that's why all our houses burn down http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif
Oh, that was clasic. But, hey, look, it's Denmark, there's gotta be somthing I can say about Denmarks now, uh, nothing, sorry.
This is my new Sig, if it fits.
-Capo

Sjakihata
05-15-2004, 14:01
Omg, I'll look for it in the news as well

_Martyr_
05-15-2004, 17:39
Quote[/b] (voigtkampf @ May 14 2004,20:04)]http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/jawdrop.gif

Can you possibly suffer more severe consequences due to a more hilarious and humiliating misfortune?
LMAO http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

The Wizard
05-15-2004, 17:40
Danes... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/rolleyes.gif

Red Peasant
05-15-2004, 18:01
Yeah, must be all that crap Carlsberg beer. They can't stop ripping one even when under heavy sedation.

Lord Ovaat
05-15-2004, 20:45
I would love to be on that jury during the lawsuit http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

octavian
05-15-2004, 21:46
*while giggling uncontrolably* poor guy, i.............feel....*gasp*...so......sorry...for *gasp*.....him http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-smile.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-smile.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-smile.gif