The Blunkett policy maker !

[Shahed]

Another totally hilarious website Specially would be funny for the Brits.

http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/other/blunkett.php

[Shahed]

And the Daily Mail-o-Matic

http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/other/dailymail.php

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[JAG]

Daily mail one is great -
Quote[/b] ]DOES CHERIE BLAIR IMPREGNATE CLIFF RICHARD?

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[Shahed]

LOL

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

A great laugh, Sinan. I got 'can gordron brown impregnate Britain'. Heh.


Just a friendly warning-if this causes political discussion, there will be adverse consequences.

[BDC]

Quote[/b] (Big King Sanctaphrax @ May 19 2004,00:45)]A great laugh, Sinan. I got 'can gordron brown impregnate Britain'. Heh.


Just a friendly warning-if this causes political discussion, there will be adverse consequences.
It won't. Even the most hardened Labour supporter would laugh at this lol...

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[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Good. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wacko.gif

[frogbeastegg]

This policy is particularly hard hitting: Deport children to Guantanamo bay, and then put thier chuildren into care.

Give airy-fairy liberals an on the spot fine, then jail them. And charge them for it. (ditto Guardian readers and immigrants, he likes this combo)

Arrest innocent people, then deny them the right to trial by jury.

This last one is so honest, and it will really fix this country up a treat: Detain everybody indefintely under the terrorism act, and then deport them to Guananamo bay. And charge them for it.



Meanwhile the Mail has some hard hitting, honest headlines:

Does the left destroy your daughters?

Could the BBC give Cliff Richard cancer?

Does feminism tax home owners?

Could Brian Paddick lead your daughters astray? (wasn't he gay?)

Does teenage sex cheat Britian's swans? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-inquisitive.gif

Could the Germans tax the queen?

Could single mothers kill farmers? (maybe, if the farmer is the father...)

Could New Labour impregnate car drivers? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-speechless.gif

[Shahed]

Priceless

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[frogbeastegg]

Ok, one more Daily Mail headline: Do Paedophiles cheat the elderly? you couldn't make that one up if you tried.

I admit it, I can't stop playing with this damned thing - it's better than the actual newspaper, but that's not hard.

I think this one might actually be real: Will gays ruin the church?

Do the French kill your daughters?

Does political correctness infect British soveriegnty with AIDS?

Will lesbians tax the church?

Could the unions impregnate the queen?

Do the unemployed ruin the memory of Diana?

Do lesbians impregnate Cliff Richard?

Will the BBC kill homeowners? (with those awful home improvement shows - yes)

Will teenage sex strip farmers of all dignity?

Does Tony Blair destroy your house?

Could Gordon Brown kill the queen?

Will the BBC scrounge off your daughters?


That seems to have exhausted all the good ones, the thing keeps generating the same few themes over and over, teenage sex, daughters, AIDS, pregnancy...I am now convinced the Daily Mail editors actually use this tool in the creation of their rag.

[Shahed]

Those are good ones indeed. I liked most of them. It's a neat little program, very fun. And of course that ever so essential newspaper, I mean where would Britain be without it

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Actually I also like the whole website, very forthcoming, lots to read in the assorted links.

[son of spam]

DOES TEENAGE SEX CHEAT YOUR PENSION?

Wow, this actually makes sense *gasp*

lol this stuff is addictive.

[Divine Wind]

One of my friends i know from back home goes out with one of Mr.Blunketts sons who ive met lots of times and i swear ive heard him say stuff like this before hehe.