Hockey Joke

[Goofball]

It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at centre ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting here.

No, says the neighbour. The seat is empty. This is incredible, said the man.

Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the
final game of the Stanley Cup playoffs and not use it?

The neighbour says Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Stanley Cup we haven't been to together since we got married in 1967.

Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to take the seat?

The man shakes his head No, they're all at the funeral.

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[octavian]

in keeping with the spirit...........

Four hockey fans are mountain-climbing.
Each climber happens to be a rabid fan of a different NHL team. As they climb higher and higher, they argue more and more about which of them is the most loyal to their particular team.
Finally, as they reach the summit, the climber from Vancouver takes a running leap and throws himself off the mountain, yelling, This is for the Vancouver Canucks. Not wanting to be outdone, the climber from Calgary throws himself off the mountain, shouting, This is for the Calgary Flames......
Seeing this, the Toronto climber walks to the edge of the precipice, yells, This is for the Toronto Maple Leafs, and pushes the guy from Ottawa off the cliff.

GO CALGARY CaNaDa'S second choice http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[JAG]

ahahah, both of those are GREAT I especially enjoyed the 2nd one http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/bigthumb.gif

[octavian]

you notice that the only person to respond to the jokes is an Englishman??? i find that amusing http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif

[Kaiser of Arabia]

lol