View Full Version : [news]Geek accused of stabbing mom with sword
solypsist
05-19-2004, 19:51
I could easily imagine BKS going down this route in the near future....
but with hilarious consequences rather than parenticide
An Alexandria Gothic fantasy fan who had changed his last name to 'Dragon' to defy his father turned on his mother with a medieval sword Sunday, according to police. Seth Dragon, 19 - who was known until April 30 as James Courtier - was arraigned Monday in Campbell District Court in Newport on charges of first-degree assault and terroristic threatening. Alexandria police say Dragon stabbed his mother, Carol Smith, 41, in her right shoulder about 9:30 a.m. after she tried to wake him Sunday at their Ridgewood Court home... [Dragon] was an avid fan of Gothic fantasy and filled his basement bedroom with dragon paraphernalia and other medieval swordplay accessories
http://www.kypost.com/2004/05/18/sword051804.html
Big King Sanctaphrax
05-19-2004, 19:53
Quote[/b] ]I could easily imagine BKS going down this route in the near future....
but with hilarious consequences rather than parenticide
Wha? Um...what hilarious consequences were you thinking of?
octavian
05-19-2004, 19:57
dont ask BKS, dont ask.
@Soly thats freaking funny
Big King Sanctaphrax
05-19-2004, 20:01
It is funny. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif I love how 'he changed his last name to dragon to defy his father'. He should have changed it to melodramatic. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif
Lucky he was a weakling geek or he might have hurt her...
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Too bad there wasn't a picture of this guy.
What a name http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif
I might change my name to Flash Gorden...
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Big King Sanctaphrax
05-19-2004, 22:41
aaaaaaaaaaah He saved everyone of us
Gordon's alive
solypsist
05-19-2004, 22:44
the hilarious consequences i was fantasizing about include such episodes as BKS tripping over his sleeping donkey (from those pics) andstabbing his computer instead.
Big King Sanctaphrax
05-19-2004, 22:47
Quote[/b] (solypsist @ May 19 2004,22:44)]the hilarious consequences i was fantasizing about include such episodes as BKS tripping over his sleeping donkey (from those pics) andstabbing his computer instead.
Oh, those pics... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-anxious.gif
Lord Ovaat
05-20-2004, 04:15
Quote[/b] ]he hilarious consequences i was fantasizing about include such episodes as BKS tripping over his sleeping donkey (from those pics) andstabbing his computer instead.
OK. Let me see if I get this straight. Either you guys are insinuating the BKS keeps his computer in the barn, or that he keeps his donkey in the house. Which is it? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif
And in either event, why was he wearing a sword in the barn....err house? Wait. You know what? I don't think I really want to know. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/frown.gif
nightcrawlerblue
05-22-2004, 21:18
Dude that was seriously wrong. I better never show this to my mom or I'll never get a sword... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-speechless.gif
Kaiser of Arabia
05-22-2004, 21:25
Where can I get a good old medieval sword.
Not for me mom, but for me dad and brother.
-Capo
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Big King Sanctaphrax
05-22-2004, 21:25
Quote[/b] (Lord Ovaat @ May 20 2004,04:15)]
Quote[/b] ]he hilarious consequences i was fantasizing about include such episodes as BKS tripping over his sleeping donkey (from those pics) andstabbing his computer instead.
OK. Let me see if I get this straight. Either you guys are insinuating the BKS keeps his computer in the barn, or that he keeps his donkey in the house. Which is it? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif
And in either event, why was he wearing a sword in the barn....err house? Wait. You know what? I don't think I really want to know. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/frown.gif
Erm...the reference was to some pics of me which Mith p-shopped, to show me and a donkey in a rather compromising position...
I'll see if I can dig them out...
EDIT; It's a good job I have no shame...
http://members.home.nl/jvanbaars/bks.jpg
That's one nice donkey.
I have a real one like that with a dog statue and a schoolfriend in Nieuwport, Belgium...
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Quote[/b] (BDC @ May 23 2004,12:24)]I have a real one like that with a dog statue and a schoolfriend in Nieuwport, Belgium...
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You posed like that with a dog and a friend from Belgium? That's sick. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-2thumbsup.gif
No, didn't include me.
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I have a picture of a huge banana from there as well.
Matt Deckard
05-23-2004, 21:37
How old were you back then, mate?
Big King Sanctaphrax
05-23-2004, 21:55
Quote[/b] (Samurai-ninja_fusion_of_doom @ May 23 2004,21:37)]How old were you back then, mate?
I know, it's very strange. It's actually only a year old.
solypsist
05-23-2004, 22:54
member here the same age (or younger) as BKS is the reason I don't post more graphic pics in the Soly Babe thread
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Big King Sanctaphrax
05-23-2004, 22:57
Quote[/b] (solypsist @ May 23 2004,22:54)]member here the same age (or younger) as BKS is the reason I don't post more graphic pics in the Soly Babe thread
http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-computer.gif
Why don't you just lynch me yourself? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-stunned.gif
Matt Deckard
05-23-2004, 23:00
Quote[/b] (solypsist @ May 24 2004,04:54)]member here the same age (or younger) as BKS is the reason I don't post more graphic pics in the Soly Babe thread
http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-computer.gif
What would you consider an acceptable age?
octavian
05-24-2004, 04:07
i think that about 12 is a suitable age http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif
octavian
05-24-2004, 04:08
Quote[/b] (Big King Sanctaphrax @ May 22 2004,16:25)]And in either event, why was he wearing a sword in the barn....err house? Wait. You know what? I don't think I really want to know. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/frown.gif
Erm...the reference was to some pics of me which Mith p-shopped, to show me and a donkey in a rather compromising position...
I'll see if I can dig them out...
EDIT; It's a good job I have no shame...
http://members.home.nl/jvanbaars/bks.jpg[/QUOTE]
hey BKS, you only have fingers and a thumb
solypsist
05-24-2004, 09:06
Quote[/b] (Big King Sanctaphrax @ May 23 2004,16:57)]
Quote[/b] (solypsist @ May 23 2004,22:54)]member here the same age (or younger) as BKS is the reason I don't post more graphic pics in the Soly Babe thread
http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-computer.gif
Why don't you just lynch me yourself? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-stunned.gif
first laugh of the morning (4:02am EST)
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Only in the U.S.
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only jking
thanks, dessa
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