[news]Geek accused of stabbing mom with sword

[solypsist]

I could easily imagine BKS going down this route in the near future....
but with hilarious consequences rather than parenticide




An Alexandria Gothic fantasy fan who had changed his last name to 'Dragon' to defy his father turned on his mother with a medieval sword Sunday, according to police. Seth Dragon, 19 - who was known until April 30 as James Courtier - was arraigned Monday in Campbell District Court in Newport on charges of first-degree assault and terroristic threatening. Alexandria police say Dragon stabbed his mother, Carol Smith, 41, in her right shoulder about 9:30 a.m. after she tried to wake him Sunday at their Ridgewood Court home... [Dragon] was an avid fan of Gothic fantasy and filled his basement bedroom with dragon paraphernalia and other medieval swordplay accessories

http://www.kypost.com/2004/05/18/sword051804.html

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Quote[/b] ]I could easily imagine BKS going down this route in the near future....
but with hilarious consequences rather than parenticide







Wha? Um...what hilarious consequences were you thinking of?

[octavian]

dont ask BKS, dont ask.

@Soly thats freaking funny

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

It is funny. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif I love how 'he changed his last name to dragon to defy his father'. He should have changed it to melodramatic. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[BDC]

Lucky he was a weakling geek or he might have hurt her...

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[Dhepee]

Too bad there wasn't a picture of this guy.

[JAG]

What a name http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif

[BDC]

I might change my name to Flash Gorden...

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[Big King Sanctaphrax]

aaaaaaaaaaah He saved everyone of us


Gordon's alive

[solypsist]

the hilarious consequences i was fantasizing about include such episodes as BKS tripping over his sleeping donkey (from those pics) andstabbing his computer instead.

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Quote[/b] (solypsist @ May 19 2004,22:44)]the hilarious consequences i was fantasizing about include such episodes as BKS tripping over his sleeping donkey (from those pics) andstabbing his computer instead.
Oh, those pics... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-anxious.gif

[Lord Ovaat]

Quote[/b] ]he hilarious consequences i was fantasizing about include such episodes as BKS tripping over his sleeping donkey (from those pics) andstabbing his computer instead.

OK. Let me see if I get this straight. Either you guys are insinuating the BKS keeps his computer in the barn, or that he keeps his donkey in the house. Which is it? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif

And in either event, why was he wearing a sword in the barn....err house? Wait. You know what? I don't think I really want to know. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/frown.gif

[nightcrawlerblue]

Dude that was seriously wrong. I better never show this to my mom or I'll never get a sword... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-speechless.gif

[Kaiser of Arabia]

Where can I get a good old medieval sword.
Not for me mom, but for me dad and brother.
-Capo
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[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Quote[/b] (Lord Ovaat @ May 20 2004,04:15)]
Quote[/b] ]he hilarious consequences i was fantasizing about include such episodes as BKS tripping over his sleeping donkey (from those pics) andstabbing his computer instead.

OK. Let me see if I get this straight. Either you guys are insinuating the BKS keeps his computer in the barn, or that he keeps his donkey in the house. Which is it? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif

And in either event, why was he wearing a sword in the barn....err house? Wait. You know what? I don't think I really want to know. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/frown.gif
Erm...the reference was to some pics of me which Mith p-shopped, to show me and a donkey in a rather compromising position...

I'll see if I can dig them out...

EDIT; It's a good job I have no shame...

http://members.home.nl/jvanbaars/bks.jpg

[Lehesu]

That's one nice donkey.

[BDC]

I have a real one like that with a dog statue and a schoolfriend in Nieuwport, Belgium...

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[Lehesu]

Quote[/b] (BDC @ May 23 2004,12:24)]I have a real one like that with a dog statue and a schoolfriend in Nieuwport, Belgium...

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You posed like that with a dog and a friend from Belgium? That's sick. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-2thumbsup.gif

[BDC]

No, didn't include me.

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I have a picture of a huge banana from there as well.

[Matt Deckard]

How old were you back then, mate?

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Quote[/b] (Samurai-ninja_fusion_of_doom @ May 23 2004,21:37)]How old were you back then, mate?
I know, it's very strange. It's actually only a year old.

[solypsist]

member here the same age (or younger) as BKS is the reason I don't post more graphic pics in the Soly Babe thread
http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-computer.gif

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Quote[/b] (solypsist @ May 23 2004,22:54)]member here the same age (or younger) as BKS is the reason I don't post more graphic pics in the Soly Babe thread
http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-computer.gif
Why don't you just lynch me yourself? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-stunned.gif

[Matt Deckard]

Quote[/b] (solypsist @ May 24 2004,04:54)]member here the same age (or younger) as BKS is the reason I don't post more graphic pics in the Soly Babe thread
http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-computer.gif
What would you consider an acceptable age?

[octavian]

i think that about 12 is a suitable age http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif

[octavian]

Quote[/b] (Big King Sanctaphrax @ May 22 2004,16:25)]And in either event, why was he wearing a sword in the barn....err house? Wait. You know what? I don't think I really want to know. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/frown.gif
Erm...the reference was to some pics of me which Mith p-shopped, to show me and a donkey in a rather compromising position...

I'll see if I can dig them out...

EDIT; It's a good job I have no shame...

http://members.home.nl/jvanbaars/bks.jpg[/QUOTE]
hey BKS, you only have fingers and a thumb

[solypsist]

Quote[/b] (Big King Sanctaphrax @ May 23 2004,16:57)]
Quote[/b] (solypsist @ May 23 2004,22:54)]member here the same age (or younger) as BKS is the reason I don't post more graphic pics in the Soly Babe thread
http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-computer.gif
Why don't you just lynch me yourself? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-stunned.gif
first laugh of the morning (4:02am EST)



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[dessa14]

Only in the U.S.
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only jking
thanks, dessa