Minimalist Rap

[DemonArchangel]

Yo.

[ElmarkOFear]

Ho'

[son of spam]

Woah

[octavian]

lo'

[Somebody Else]

Huh?

[octavian]

duh

[JAG]

What's this, I miss something?

[Mouzafphaerre]

-
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[BDC]

Innit.

[Tricky Lady]

bro'

[octavian]

slow

[gaelic cowboy]

go

[Mouzafphaerre]

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gimme
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[_Martyr_]

some mo

[Cebei]

A-ha A-ha Uuuuh Uuuuh

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

bling

[octavian]

swing

[Oaty]

Uh ringo ling bling

[son of spam]

ringaling hos

[JAG]

don't ever floss

[Mouzafphaerre]

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fos fos fosssss http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif
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[Lehesu]

I have this brilliant idea We could make a rap song where all we do is say Yeah. We would make millions



Oh, thats right, it has already been done. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/rolleyes.gif

[BDC]

Damn. *throws cd in bin*

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

The ironic thing is, if we released this on a major label, we'd make millions, and NME would compare us to the Beatles to suck up. Y'all.

[Kaiser of Arabia]

RAP SUCKS
GET US SOME CLASSIC ROCK
-CAPO
(DAMN, I WAS WRONG ABOUT CAPS LOCK)

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Quote[/b] (Caporegime1984 @ May 25 2004,21:25)]RAP SUCKS
GET US SOME CLASSIC ROCK
-CAPO
(DAMN, I WAS WRONG ABOUT CAPS LOCK)
A man after my own heart...

ZEEEEEEEPPELIIIIIIN

[JAG]

It is true, rock is zie best

[A.Saturnus]

Mouzafphaerre , your sig is way too big

[Lehesu]

Quote[/b] (A.Saturnus @ May 25 2004,16:20)]Mouzafphaerre , your sig is way too big
Thank you A. Saturnus. If I can't have dancing Kikkomen, he can't have goofy looking pirate-ship thingys.

[Major Robert Dump]

Cha-Ching

[son of spam]

bling bling

[octavian]

singy sing

[Mouzafphaerre]

Quote[/b] (A.Saturnus @ May 26 2004,00:20)]Mouzafphaerre , your sig is way too big
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Finally caught... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-blush.gif Replacing ASAP. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/flat.gif
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[Sjakihata]

ga-bling ga-bling pow waw, go go, feel the flow, sniff diff-diff some of tha white snow, go go

[BDC]

Quote[/b] (Sjakihata @ May 26 2004,11:38)]ga-bling ga-bling pow waw, go go, feel the flow, sniff diff-diff some of tha white snow, go go
I sense a classic in the making.

[JAG]

Quote[/b] (Sjakihata @ May 26 2004,11:38)]ga-bling ga-bling pow waw, go go, feel the flow, sniff diff-diff some of tha white snow, go go
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Keep it up http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif

[Skidrowpunk]

I sense a disturbance in the Force. This isn't rap, this is sensless babble. Anyhow I will provide whatever help you need:

Chess bookoo-too ta chkeest-a chkren-ko, ya ol-chka

[Axeknight]

Quote[/b] (Skidrowpunk @ May 26 2004,21:33)]I sense a disturbance in the Force. This isn't rap, this is sensless babble.
Erm... oxymoron there, methinks

[The Wizard]

Quote[/b] (A.Saturnus @ May 25 2004,22:20)]Mouzafphaerre , your sig is way too big
blizzity-blang, yo'

i said the hip, the hip-it to the hip-hip-hop and you don't stop

rock on baby brotha to the boogie to bang-bang the boogie to the boogie to be

now what you hear is not a test

im rappin' to the beat

its just me, the groove, and my friends

we gonna try to move your feet

[octavian]

wOw, taht went over my head, waht are you, OutKast?

[BDC]

He might be one of blazing squad or something.

lmao

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[The Wizard]

Just you figure out which song that is http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

I dig da oldskool rappin', homie

[ThijsP]

Hotel, motel holiday iiiiiiiiiiinn

[The Wizard]

Name first, although you got another part of the rap http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[ThijsP]

Sugarhill Gang - Rappers' Delight http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/cool.gif

i said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop
rock it out baby bubbah to the boogie da bang bang
the boogie to the boogie da beat

[The Wizard]

Partially wrong http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif - Grandmaster Flash and The Furious Five also sung in it:

Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five vs. The Sugarhill Gang - Rapper's Delight

Def Squad remixed it... it sounds a bit quicker.



~Wiz

[Kaiser of Arabia]

I say we arrest all rappers,
half of them are on drugs, anyway, so we got ourselves a good excuse to end the mindless babling of fat guys and skinny white guys with stupid names
like pee didy or em and en
or whatever.
PUT ON SOME DAMN ROCK ALREADY
-Capo

[Matt Deckard]

Zing Ping muthaf*cker. I beat the shit outta my ho, cause she was messin wid da fro, so i got down low, I hid from the low, who were gonna arrest this bro, for assault-o.

Bling that motherf*cker

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[RisingSun]

And then my nizzle shizzled all the way to the hizzle
from the fizzle to the jizzle and the wizzle dizzled.

Word, B*tch http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif

[Matt Deckard]

RAP DUEL

Risingsun is a ho, having sex with a fly-mo. He lost is wang-o, and now is alone. WORD

[Skidrowpunk]

Quote[/b] (Caporegime1984 @ May 29 2004,19:27)]I say we arrest all rappers,
half of them are on drugs, anyway, so we got ourselves a good excuse to end the mindless babling of fat guys and skinny white guys with stupid names
like pee didy or em and en
or whatever.
PUT ON SOME DAMN ROCK ALREADY
-Capo
Let me correct thy glorious dimwit:

P. Diddy
Eminem

[Kaiser of Arabia]

I know. I mispelled them purpously. Because I hate them.
-Capo

[octavian]

hey capo, kool sig http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/bigthumb.gif

[son of spam]

Quote[/b] (Samurai-ninja_fusion_of_doom @ May 30 2004,13:45)]RAP DUEL

Risingsun is a ho, having sex with a fly-mo. He lost is wang-o, and now is alone. WORD
and SOS can only say lol

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[Skidrowpunk]

Quote[/b] (Caporegime1984 @ May 30 2004,15:54)]I know. I mispelled them purpously. Because I hate them.
-Capo
Okay, I understand and forgive Caporegime 1994.

[Kaiser of Arabia]

Thank you octavian and other guy http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif
-Capo

[son of spam]

Quote[/b] (Skidrowpunk @ May 30 2004,17:39)]Okay, I understand and forgive Caporegime 1994.
Ouch...are you trying to imply he's just got 10 year younger? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif

[Matt Deckard]

Are you going to take that from him, Capo? I think so retribution is in order, dont you?

[Snowhobbit]

Oh, how productive, trying to create another flamewar, please, Capo, and Skidrow, no flaming.

[son of spam]

YEAH Flame War

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Ok, so I just posted that to bump my post count to 500. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/bigthumb.gif

BTW can anyone tell me what my avatar actually is? Never played shogun, so I don't know.

[Lehesu]

Quote[/b] (son of spam @ May 31 2004,14:35)]BTW can anyone tell me what my avatar actually is? Never played shogun, so I don't know.
That right thar is whetcha call yer funny lookin' asian dude in a tall blue hat.

[son of spam]

hey sounds exactly like what i look like http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[Sjakihata]

correct he is asian, tho he is a KOREAN GOATSHAGGER http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/cool.gif

[bighairyman]

Quote[/b] ]i put that knife in ya... take little bit of life from ya
am i frightenin ya? shall i continue?
i put that gun to ya, i let it sing you a song
i let it hum to you, the other one sing along
now it's a duet and you wet when you check out
the tech-nique, from the two teks and i only need two lips
to blow just like a trumpet you dumb shit...
this is a unusual musical i conductor
you looking at the black warren buffet so all critics could duck sick...
i don't care if you c. dolores tucker or you bill o'reilly
you only riling me up... for 3 years they had me peeing out of a cup
now they 'bout to free me up what you think i'm gon be what
rehabilitated man i still feel hatred
i'm young black and rich so they wanna strip me naked but...
you never had me like christina aguiler-ey
but catch me down the west side driving like halle berry,
on the F.D.R. in the seat of my car
screaming out the sunroof death to y'all you can't kill me...
i live forever through these bars i put the wolves on ya
i put a price on your head, the whole hood'll want ya
you're starting to look like bread, i send them boys at ya
i ain't talking bout feds nigga them body snatchers
nigga you heard what i said

i make them wait for you til 5 in the morning...
put your smarts on the side of your garment...
nigga stop fuckin wit me...
R... I.... P...


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[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Quote[/b] ]for 3 years they had me peeing out of a cup


erm...It's not quite Stairway to Heaven, is it?... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-confused.gif

[Kaiser of Arabia]

WAIT He said I was 10 years younger
Actually, I was born in '90, but just love the 1984 sound at the end of it.
*Bang*
NO FLAME WARS *reloads gun*

Oh, the crap, erm, rap


Yo, ho a ho ho ho
gimme ma rum you stinkin ho
blow blow blow me ho
before I beat the shit out of yo
shnizzle babie snizle my nizle
f*ckin hoes and bros like a mofo
Snapple b*tch snapple

[bighairyman]

Quote[/b] ]grown man i put hands on you,
i dig a hole in the desert then build the sands on you,
lay out blue print plans on you
we rat pack niggas let sam tap dance on you then
i'll sinatra shot ya goddamn you
i'll put the boy in the box
like david blaine let the audience watch it ain't a thang...
y'all wish it was frontin i george bush the button,
for the oil in your car lift up your hood nigga run it
then lift up your whole hood like you got oil under it
your boy got the goods ya don't want none of it like,
castor oil i castor troy you,
change your face or the bullets change all that for you...
y'all niggas is targets, y'all garages for bullets
please don't make me park it in your upper level,
valet a couple strays from the .38 special nigga
God bless you...

i make them wait for you til 5 in the morning...
put your smarts on the side of your garment...
nigga stop fuckin wit me...
R... I.... P...


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[Goofball]

'sup?

[The Wizard]

and from sun to sun and from day to day
i sit down and write a brand new rhyme
'cuz i say that miracles never cease
i've created
a never stated masterpiece
im gonna rock the mic
so ya can't resist
EVERYBODY
I say it goes like this:
Well I was comin' home late one dark afternoon
reporter stopped me for an interview
she said she's heard stories and she's heard fables
'bout the visions on the mic
and the turntables
this young reporter I did adore
so i rocked into this rhyme like i never did before
she said damn fly guy i'm in love wit' you
castin' of a legend must've been true
i said by the way babe what's your name
said i go by the name
of lois lane
and you can be my boyfriend you surely can
just let me cut my boyfriend called superman
i said he's a fairy
i do suppose
flyin' thru the air, a panty-hose
he may be very sexy or even cute
but he looks like a sucker in a blue n red suit
i said you need a man
who's got finesse
and his whole name
across his chest
he may be able to fly
all thru the night
but can he rock a party to the early light
he can't satisfy you with his lil' worm
but i can bust you out with my super sperm
im gonna do it
im gonna do it
im gonna do it do it do it
and im here
and im there
im big bad hank
im everywhere
just throw ya hands up in da air
and party hard like ya just don't care
just do it
and don't stop y'all
tic-a-toc y'all
you don't stop
n go
ho-tel-mo-tel
whatcha gonna do today? (say WHAT??)
cuz im gon' get a fly girl
gonna get some spangin'
n drive off in a deff' OJ
everybody
go ho-tel-mo-tel
holiday innnnn
you se
if your girl starts acting up
then you take a friend
i say
skip-dive
what can i say
i cant fit em all inside my OJ
so i just take half
and wash them all
n i give the rest to master G so he can SHOCK THE HOUSE



ohhh whos the man? WHO'S THE MAN???
DAMN STRAIGHT



~Wiz http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-drunk.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/barrel.gif

[TheSilverKnight]

Quote[/b] (The Wizard @ June 04 2004,18:08)]and from sun to sun and from day to day
i sit down and write a brand new rhyme
'cuz i say that miracles never cease
i've created
a never stated masterpiece
im gonna rock the mic
so ya can't resist
EVERYBODY
I say it goes like this:
Well I was comin' home late one dark afternoon
reporter stopped me for an interview
she said she's heard stories and she's heard fables
'bout the visions on the mic
and the turntables
this young reporter I did adore
so i rocked into this rhyme like i never did before
she said damn fly guy i'm in love wit' you
castin' of a legend must've been true
i said by the way babe what's your name
said i go by the name
of lois lane
and you can be my boyfriend you surely can
just let me cut my boyfriend called superman
i said he's a fairy
i do suppose
flyin' thru the air, a panty-hose
he may be very sexy or even cute
but he looks like a sucker in a blue n red suit
i said you need a man
who's got finesse
and his whole name
across his chest
he may be able to fly
all thru the night
but can he rock a party to the early light
he can't satisfy you with his lil' worm
but i can bust you out with my super sperm
im gonna do it
im gonna do it
im gonna do it do it do it
and im here
and im there
im big bad hank
im everywhere
just throw ya hands up in da air
and party hard like ya just don't care
just do it
and don't stop y'all
tic-a-toc y'all
you don't stop
n go
ho-tel-mo-tel
whatcha gonna do today? (say WHAT??)
cuz im gon' get a fly girl
gonna get some spangin'
n drive off in a deff' OJ
everybody
go ho-tel-mo-tel
holiday innnnn
you se
if your girl starts acting up
then you take a friend
i say
skip-dive
what can i say
i cant fit em all inside my OJ
so i just take half
and wash them all
n i give the rest to master G so he can SHOCK THE HOUSE



ohhh whos the man? WHO'S THE MAN???
DAMN STRAIGHT



~Wiz http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-drunk.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/barrel.gif
WIZZLE IS THE MAN YO FO' SHIZZLE MY NIZZLE YA'LL http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
*applauds Wizard*

[RisingSun]

Wizard, you're nuts if you think I'm gonna read that whole post. Cheers, though. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/cheers.gif

[scooter_the_shooter]

rock is dumb mindless yelling but rap is the best music ever created many of you have lots to learn http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/shogunshame.gif

[The Wizard]

No... 'rock' like Slipknot is mindless yelling, rock like Queens of the Stone Age, that's great.

And rap of today sucks bad shit, yo'. Oldskool, word

In other words, gangster rap? Don't make me laugh, Grandmaster Flash has more flow in his pinky than 50 Cent in his entire body.



~Wiz

[scooter_the_shooter]

cool post count 2121 http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/bigthumb.gif but i am afraid you are wrong 50 cent D 12 P diddy all good the only rapper i really dislike is topoc or what ever his name is but he is dead now got shot by some guy

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

I need to play you some Floyd, mate. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[The Wizard]

I need to play you some Kool & The Gang/Jamiroquai/The Whispers, my friend http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[Goofball]

'Sup?

[bighairyman]

late night, turn on the TV
there's another attack in the city
19 people dead, killed by a bomb
you can still, hear the alarm
you can also see the ambulance racing
trying to rescue lives terrorism is taking
But of course again they're too late
just like in other attacks around the state
is this the future we're gonna live in?
living in fear, hiding in a bin?
of course not, we're gonna seize the day
we're not kidding when we say
we're gonna hunt them down
corner them and thrash them around
but we know that's not where it ends
around the world, they still stands
there's always will be some people willing
to do some shooting or kidnapping

back in the city, see gangstas in the streets
demonstrating their techniques
don't mess with them, you don't have what it takes
you don't want to be in the receiving end of a 38
you mess with them,they will blow you high
you don't have to go to church to see god in the sky.

My friends wrote this, it's not finish yet, what do you think? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-gossip.gif