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Goofball
05-28-2004, 18:13
A ROMANTIC TALE

A young man wished to purchase something for his new sweetheart's birthday. Since they had not been dating very long, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note ..... romantic, but not too personal.
Accompanied by his sweetheart's sister, he went to Nordstrom's and bought a pair of white gloves.
The younger sister purchased a pair of panties for herself.
While wrapping their purchases, the clerk mixed up the items. The sister got the gloves, and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents, he sealed the package and mailed it to his sweetheart along with
this note:

Darling:
I have chosen these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears short ones that are easy to remove.

These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks, and they were hardly soiled. I had her try on yours for me, and she looked really smart.

I wish I was there to put them on you for the first time.
No doubt other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again.

When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away, since they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.

Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year

I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night.

All My Love,
John

p.s. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.

Lord Ovaat
05-28-2004, 20:17
Cute, but not as good as the last one. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

octavian
05-29-2004, 00:57
rofl http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif

son of spam
06-01-2004, 03:17
LMAO http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/bigthumb.gif

Kaiser of Arabia
06-01-2004, 03:22
LOL ROFLMFAO

dessa14
06-01-2004, 08:26
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
what haha

solypsist
06-01-2004, 08:36
had to read it twice http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-blush.gif

Hetman_Koronny
06-01-2004, 09:02
LOL. Nice http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

I don't envy the dude when his girl gets the gift. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/rolleyes.gif

Finn
06-01-2004, 10:17
Isnt this only half the joke?

I am sure i have read it with a second half of the message for the person who was supposed to get the panties but got the gloves

nightcrawlerblue
06-03-2004, 03:42
Quote[/b] (Hetman_Koronny @ June 01 2004,03:02)]LOL. Nice http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

I don't envy the dude when his girl gets the gift. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/rolleyes.gif
Depends how she takes it... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

octavian
06-03-2004, 04:32
ROFL nightcrawler