Random useful information

[Sasaki Kojiro]

I read this on another forum and found it very useful, it struck me that there is probably a lot of similar useful tidbits out there so I started this thread to share them.



When swallowing a capsule, keep in mind that it has air in it and so it floats in water...if you tilt you head back like for a normal pill you will have trouble swallowing it, if you tilt your head forward however it will slide down much easier.

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[TheSilverKnight]

Apply deodourant where needed http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/bigthumb.gif

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Cleaning out a blocked chemical toilet with bleach is NOT advisable.

[Axeknight]

Quote[/b] (TheSilverKnight @ May 31 2004,19:37)]Apply deodourant where needed http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/bigthumb.gif
IT BURNS IT BURNS LIKE A THOUSAND KNIVES OF FIRE http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-help.gif

[BDC]

Coconuts are a laxative in excess.

[Axeknight]

You say that from experience, BDC? You gone on an all-night coconut orgy or something? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-stunned.gif

[Fragony]

Never brush you teeth with extra whitening paste when taking a shower and fantasising about monica belucci

[BDC]

Quote[/b] (Axeknight @ May 31 2004,19:28)]You say that from experience, BDC? You gone on an all-night coconut orgy or something? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-stunned.gif
Several. And there is the whole, rather messy, 'abandoned on desert island' thing. No toilet paper there either.

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[Somebody Else]

Quote[/b] (Fragony @ May 31 2004,21:41)]Never brush you teeth with extra whitening paste when taking a shower and fantasising about monica belucci
Entirely the wrong image received from that

[TheSilverKnight]

Quote[/b] (Axeknight @ May 31 2004,13:24)]
Quote[/b] (TheSilverKnight @ May 31 2004,19:37)]Apply deodourant where needed http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/bigthumb.gif
IT BURNS IT BURNS LIKE A THOUSAND KNIVES OF FIRE http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-help.gif
Eeeexxxcellent...*Mr. Burns finger tap thingy*

[makkyo]

Don't spam so much http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-blush.gif

[Duke John]

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[Beirut]

When in the forest and looking for the best firewood, find standing dead trees that have little bark and long vertical cracks in the wood. The more vertical cracks in the wood, the less chance of it being rotten and unburnable.

And watch your head when you cut it or try to push it down, odds are the top will snap off and come straight down upon you.

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[Somebody Else]

Don't do chemistry at university.

[bighairyman]

Quote[/b] (Somebody Else @ May 31 2004,17:19)]Don't do chemistry at university.
haha, true dat http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-2thumbsup.gif

btw, my 500th post, Yay http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-balloon.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-balloon.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-balloon.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smokin.gif

[Lord Ovaat]

Wet birds don't fly at night.

Nothin' grows where Bambi goes.

[Malcolm Big Head]

Quote[/b] (Somebody Else @ May 31 2004,17:19)]Don't do chemistry at university.
Don't do Chemistry

[Dhepee]

When your wife is pregnant with your first child it is still mother's day.

BTW, my wife isn't pregnant but I got this from a friend who had a rough mother's day because he told his wife I thought that we had agreed that you are not a mother until it is born.

[Sigurd]

If lost in a forest look for anthills; they always build on the South side of trees. Check that against moss as trees have it on the North side. (Northern hemisphere)

[octavian]

Quote[/b] (Duke John @ May 31 2004,17:46)]http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/misc/spam.gif
seconded

dont hit on chicks wearing superbowl rings

[SwordsMaster]

Never fight naked.Ever.

Except if you are in prison. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif



PS. Forgot to add the impotant part: SPAM http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/bigthumb.gif

[makkyo]

how is this useful?

[DemonArchangel]

Procrastination pays off NOW

[dessa14]

always sleep now, never work later.
thanks, dessa

[dessa14]

always put plastic bags over your shoes before entering a public toilet.

thanks, dessa

[Lehesu]

Duke John is a Moderator Holy Shit, I don't see much beyond my little slice of the Tavern http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif

[Somebody Else]

Procrastination is a lot like masturbation. Lots of fun until you realise you're ****ing yourself.

[King Edward]

Dont play Rugby without any underwear on http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-no.gif

[Somebody Else]

Quote[/b] (King Edward @ June 02 2004,18:34)]Dont play Rugby without any underwear on http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-no.gif
Unless you're into scaring the opposition. Urgh...

[JAG]

Women are evil

[makkyo]

Liberals are evil. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[BDC]

Quote[/b] (King Edward @ June 02 2004,16:34)]Dont play Rugby without any underwear on http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-no.gif
And don't play it in a swamp without a spare pair, at least if you want to sit down again for the rest of the day.

[makkyo]

Cum has 16 different chemicals in it, one of which is cholorine. But does it taste like cholrine? Not at all

[Lehesu]

If you are on a row boat and you have to take a shit, please remember, before you decide to let one loose off of the boat and into the water, that the reflex that enables one end enables the other as well.

[King Edward]

The voice of experiance Makkyo?? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[Teutonic Knight]

Quote[/b] (Lehesu @ June 02 2004,20:49)]If you are on a row boat and you have to take a shit, please remember, before you decide to let one loose off of the boat and into the water, that the reflex that enables one end enables the other as well.
maybe I'm just retarded, but I don't get it...

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Quote[/b] (makkyo @ June 02 2004,22:04)]Cum has 16 different chemicals in it, one of which is cholorine. But does it taste like cholrine? Not at all
I'm trying to decide whether to bring out t3h ban for that... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-confused.gif

(note-I cannot actually ban anyone.)

[Teutonic Knight]

Quote[/b] ](note-I cannot actually ban anyone.)

No, but telling them that was pretty stupid http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

You can ban if you believe in yourself Believe Believe

*begins swaying arms in air and puts on psychadelic tye-dye*

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Quote[/b] (Teutonic Knight @ June 03 2004,18:24)]
Quote[/b] ](note-I cannot actually ban anyone.)

No, but telling them that was pretty stupid http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

You can ban if you believe in yourself Believe Believe

*begins swaying arms in air and puts on psychadelic tye-dye*
Well, I thought that if I didn't people might not get it was a joke...

The ironic thing is that I do actually have two psychedelic tie-die shirts that I wear on a constant basis...

[Teutonic Knight]

Quote[/b] (Big King Sanctaphrax @ June 03 2004,13:27)]
Quote[/b] (Teutonic Knight @ June 03 2004,18:24)]
Quote[/b] ](note-I cannot actually ban anyone.)

No, but telling them that was pretty stupid http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

You can ban if you believe in yourself Believe Believe

*begins swaying arms in air and puts on psychadelic tye-dye*
Well, I thought that if I didn't people might not get it was a joke...

The ironic thing is that I do actually have two psychedelic tie-die shirts that I wear on a constant basis...
yes....I know you do.... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-wink3.gif

[ah_dut]

Taking poisons is dangerous

[dessa14]

never try to roll unless you know how to roll, and if you do roll, never sleep and roll, but always sleep, walk and roll, but never sleep, roll, and roll.
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thanks, dessa

[makkyo]

and no its not from experience (though funny)

[TheSilverKnight]

After listening to 30 minutes of music by Mozart, the average brain is stimulated by Mozart's melodies enough to perform better in certain circumstances such as test taking http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/ceasaryes.gif

Edit: WHERE'S THE MOZART SMILEY?? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/angry.gif

[BDC]

Quote[/b] (TheSilverKnight @ June 09 2004,13:27)]After listening to 30 minutes of music by Mozart, the average brain is stimulated by Mozart's melodies enough to perform better in certain circumstances such as test taking http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/ceasaryes.gif

Edit: WHERE'S THE MOZART SMILEY?? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/angry.gif
Wow. I know I was going wrong listening to Iron Maiden and the like before my GCSEs...

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[Hoplite]

Honey doesn't spoil.

[dessa14]

it seems the poorer you get, the longer the 30second rule applies.
thanks, dessa

[Ja'chyra]

If it's 3 in the morning and you're still in the pub she is not young, thin or good looking http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif

[King Edward]

Dont Pick Emile Heskey for your football team http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/angry.gif

[Rocket_Boy]

Save wiping time after your morning dump by eating a toilet roll the night before. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/idea.gif

[71-hour Ahmed]

the ideal amount of sleep is between 7 and 8 hrs per night. Sleeping consistent more or less makes you tired, stressed etc. Sleeping more than 8 hrs does NOT make up for earlier lost sleep.

All chemicals are toxic in high enough concentrations or volumes - including water and vitamins.

Blows to pressure points in martial arts have been show in scientific tests to knock people out cold by an unidentified mechanism for 30secs or so, but cannot kill with a single blow to these points. A blow to the chest CAN be instantly fatal if timed correctly with the heartbeat - a 20 ~ 80 ns gap with a > 80% chance of spontaneous heart attack.

Burns in the base of pans can be removed by boiling a small amount of coca cola in them for a few minutes. Makes you wonder how corrosive that stuff is.

[SwordsMaster]

NEVER EVER EVER mix beer, vodka, orange juice, wine and gin and then drink it. Or, at least dont drink 2 of those.

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[Hetman_Koronny]

Quote[/b] (SwordsMaster @ June 14 2004,10:06)]NEVER EVER EVER mix beer, vodka, orange juice, wine and gin and then drink it. Or, at least dont drink 2 of those.
Well, unless you want to get REALLY drunk (what can be a goal itself http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/bigthumb.gif).

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[ah_dut]

don't nuke yourself if you want to stay alive http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif