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DemonArchangel
06-12-2004, 15:33
Vampire Types

1.) Stereotypical Bloodsucking Dracula with horrific overbite and bad accent

2.) Normal looking person with an overbite, love of blood and a european tendency to sunburn.

3.) Really old decrepit vamp with 6 inch long fangs

4.) A rough faced barrel chested person that drinks the blood of farm animals

5.) Some person with excessive goth chic and a love of blood.

Werewolf Types

1.) Someone that changes into a furry man eating wolf thing every full moon, and full moon only.

2.) Like that teen wolf guy.

3.) Someone that changes everytime they want to into a wolf twice the size of a polar bear.

4.) Someone that changes into a bipedal wolf thing.

5.) Someone that marks Deer and human hunting season on their calender once per month, or more frequently.

Ronin
06-12-2004, 15:34
gotta go with this one:

3.) Someone that changes everytime they want to into a wolf twice the size of a polar bear.

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The Blind King of Bohemia
06-12-2004, 16:09
Vampire, very much with the looks of Gerald butler from Dracula 2000 , the over acted of Gary oldman in 1992 Bram stokers Drac and the violence of van helsings vampire Richard Roxburgh http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif

The Blind King of Bohemia
06-12-2004, 16:18
Actually the overacted of Roxburgh and the violence of Mr Oldman http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

RisingSun
06-12-2004, 18:30
No GAH?

Despicable. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/medievalcheers.gif

Lazul
06-12-2004, 19:09
Have you seen Underworld? Well the badguy, master vampire in that movie is a PERFECT vampire

I jsut love the nobel-nice robe-swordwielding-vampire http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

or the movei Queen of the Damned, the main vampie, Lestat and his mate Marius is just... cool... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/bigthumb.gif

The_Emperor
06-12-2004, 22:50
Underworld cool film that, and Kate beckinsale... hmmmm http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/bigthumb.gif

Sigurd
06-12-2004, 23:00
I have to go with my heritage. The shape shifters of today’s stories are the Berserkers of old.
Death to all vampires except Nowake.

The_Emperor
06-12-2004, 23:00
Hey your Avatar has changed Sigurd... Nice new blue background.

Sigurd
06-12-2004, 23:05
Quote[/b] (The_Emperor @ June 13 2004,00:00)]Hey your Avatar has changed Sigurd... Nice new blue background.
Too many sharing my face to my liking... it is one of barocca’s customised avatars. Nice huh?

JAG
06-13-2004, 00:53
Quote[/b] (The_Emperor @ June 12 2004,22:50)]Underworld cool film that, and Kate beckinsale... hmmmm http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/bigthumb.gif
Couldn't have put it better myself... Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Ja'chyra
06-13-2004, 10:17
No offence meant, but you really need to get out more DemonArchangel. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-anxious.gif

Efrem Da King
06-13-2004, 11:25
This is a travesty


You can't be a buffy vampire or an anne rice vampire




GAY GAY GAY

*storms out of thread*

The_Emperor
06-13-2004, 22:00
Quote[/b] (Sigurd Fafnesbane @ June 12 2004,23:05)]
Quote[/b] (The_Emperor @ June 13 2004,00:00)]Hey your Avatar has changed Sigurd... Nice new blue background.
Too many sharing my face to my liking... it is one of barocca’s customised avatars. Nice huh?
Yeah, I don't suppose he could do one for me (I noticed a couple of guys with this avatar floating about) http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

Accounting Troll
06-13-2004, 22:14
The Dracula image of vampires is considered to be rather old fashioned. I might add that we also regard all those gothic types who go around pretending to be vampires to be rather embarrassing.

We've moved with the times and set up legal and accountancy firms.

Red Yak
06-15-2004, 11:57
What's the question? Which one I want to come to my party? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-party2.gif None of them http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif

Though I'd usually go for the giant polar bear sized wolfman, I thought the werewolf in the latest Potter film was excellent.

A.Saturnus
06-15-2004, 14:34
I´d go with a greater wolfwere, you can hardly kill them.

Parmenio
06-17-2004, 17:19
No Spike?

makkyo
06-17-2004, 17:22
After seeing the movie Underworld, gothic vampires have to be the best. They have guns too... that shoot silver bullets to kill warewolves.