Tips&tricks

[Snowhobbit]

After viewing the Worst attempt thread I got the bright idea to create a thread with, yeah you got it, a sound piece of advices on asking girls out, however as I'm as a coward as the SP Ai I don't have any advice.
Best wishes Martin

[Rufus]

It's simple: Just take one of your Emissaries and drop him on the princess you're interested in.

Just kidding. My advice is: Just do it. Life's too short.

[Dhepee]

Be yourself. If you put on an act to get a girl eventually your act will snare you a girl that you really like in a long term relationship kind of way - as opposed to one you like in a one night of bedroom gymnastics sneak out the next morning sort of way - and then you find out that she likes the act more than she likes you and you get your heart broken. This is not to say that being yourself won't get you your heart broken, but at least when you meet that really great girl you won't have to face the fact that she doesn't like your real personality.

Also, being yourself is easier so it makes you seem more at ease which girls like. I know very few girls who like men who seem nervous and ill at ease.

[Somebody Else]

Don't.

[pyhhricvictory]

Cold, hard cash always seems to work.... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-stunned.gif

[BDC]

If you act normal it seems to help.

Also make them think some girl who is higher socially fancies you. That works... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[RisingSun]

Never underestimate female jealousy. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif

Act cocky, act funny.

Make your interest obvious, but make it seem like it's unimportant to you. Like you have ten other chicks on standby.

[BDC]

Yeah, that seems to be the important thing, act interested but not bothered at all, and mention some other girl who is prettier a lot...

Mind games eh? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/bigthumb.gif

[Chimpyang]

Women tend to talk, so why not get matey with her friends first? they'll back you up if you ask nicely enough (personal experience)

[Cebei]

How old are you? It usually gets easier as you grow older.

[SwordsMaster]

Quote[/b] (Cebei @ June 16 2004,22:59)]How old are you? It usually gets easier as you grow older.
Thats because you get more practice. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/bigthumb.gif
And the girls too http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-confused.gif

[scooter_the_shooter]

if you are in school get a freind who is popular to ask for you lol. no just kidding let them come to you i have never had to do ask they ask me first but i dread the day i have to

[Cebei]

Quote[/b] (SwordsMaster @ June 16 2004,17:16)]
Quote[/b] (Cebei @ June 16 2004,22:59)]How old are you? It usually gets easier as you grow older.
Thats because you get more practice. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/bigthumb.gif
And the girls too http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-confused.gif
Well thats because both girls and boys discover their sexual identities as they grow older... The verbal and non-verbal communication of both sexes improve and for both sides things get easier..

[Beirut]

A couple of guys have it right. Act comfortable, honest, and like you almost don't care if she says no. And tell her, if she says no, that you might just ask her again sometime. Smile, say goodbye, walk away.

[SwordsMaster]

My guess is that the tips in this thread should be used after or during the process of ingesting the quantities recommended in the alcoholic thread. That is my advice.
BTW make sure you dont spill your beer on that girl you want to date http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/bigthumb.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/barrel.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/medievalcheers.gif

[Si GeeNa]

It kinda depends on what you are looking for.

If you want to pick up some chick from a Pub or Club, you just have to smile and flirt. Everyone tends to go to these places to score.

If you are talking about that sweet girl you see in school who you always want to bump into in the lunch line but don't dare to approach cause she's always with her group of pretty girl friends and you are afraid that if she says no you'll look like a fool in the entire cafeteria and everyone will laugh at you...

Ask her to a Pub or Club then. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-2thumbsup.gif

[bighairyman]

look at her in the eye and sing this:

baby, when i woke up this morning, i felt like there's a storm inside of me.

and i think think i'm capsizing, and the waves are raising.
it's raising, and raising.

And baby, when that happens, i need sexual healing.
sexual healing, and it's good for ushttp://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/bigthumb.gif

Anyway, the song kinda went that way. btw, a cookie to anyone who guess right where i got it from. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/medievalcheers.gif

[RisingSun]

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edit: sorry, since the whole post is based on profanity, it had to go

[Snowhobbit]

LOL some funny answers, and some good aswell for the record I'm 15.
My intention was also that other people would get help, but I guess that they're too afraid to post, or didn't discover this thread yet, and BTW thanks for all the answers.

[Crimson Castle]

Be nice. Listen to her. Don't act too confident. Try and find out what she likes.

You can buy certain females with money... and acting the braggart works for some... driving a fast flash car can also work... but that stuff only gets you the whores who will stab you in the back if you don't buy them a Tiffany ring every Saturday.

Life is too short for that stuff.

[Parmenio]

Like a job interview, it never hurts to have good references.

Smile, flirt, have fun - don't try too hard.

[dessa14]

ugly girls look the same as good looking girls when drunk.
only jking.

heres my tip.
all hot chicks have an ugly friend.
become m8s with the ugly girl, and then move in for the hot one from the side.

otherwise, timing is vital.
at least i have found that.
also get friendlier with the girl before asking her out, if you have a place where she will always be at certain times.

like my Girlfriend plays tennis and i play tennis.
you can guess how i picked her up.
thanks, dessa

[Ja'chyra]

Go for the one that reciprocates the interest, if she doesn't move on.

I find that humour works, but rather than being a braggart or show off my humour is quite self deprecating. It's worked so far.

If you can make them smile you're winning, if you can make them laugh you've won

[A.Saturnus]

Quote[/b] ]BTW make sure you dont spill your beer on that girl you want to date

Not necessarily, my ex-gf said she fell in love with me the moment I emptied a glass of cola on here face. The funny thing was, she wanted to retaliate with her own coke, but I evaded and so the coke hit the wall behind me. She spent some of the rest of the party to clean it up.

[octavian]

Quote[/b] (A.Saturnus @ June 17 2004,11:03)]
Quote[/b] ]BTW make sure you dont spill your beer on that girl you want to date

Not necessarily, my ex-gf said she fell in love with me the moment I emptied a glass of cola on here face. The funny thing was, she wanted to retaliate with her own coke, but I evaded and so the coke hit the wall behind me. She spent some of the rest of the party to clean it up.
wow, interesting http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smokin.gif

[Spino]

Put yourself in a situation where you are ethnically or racially speaking, the exception to the rule. It is my observation that crossing distinct ethnic or racial lines is the easiest path to success. Often you will find the women will do most of the work.

Generally speaking anything (ethnicity, race, attitude, manner, wardrobe) that differentiates you from the local boys drastically increases your success rate.

[frogbeastegg]

Quote[/b] (A.Saturnus @ June 17 2004,16:03)]Not necessarily, my ex-gf said she fell in love with me the moment I emptied a glass of cola on here face. The funny thing was, she wanted to retaliate with her own coke, but I evaded and so the coke hit the wall behind me. She spent some of the rest of the party to clean it up.
Ok, this one I have to ask about; why did you tip your drink over her?

Some of the tips in here sound more like 1001 ways to get hit by a tazer.

[rasoforos]

Quote[/b] (A.Saturnus @ June 17 2004,10:03)]
Quote[/b] ]BTW make sure you dont spill your beer on that girl you want to date

Not necessarily, my ex-gf said she fell in love with me the moment I emptied a glass of cola on here face. The funny thing was, she wanted to retaliate with her own coke, but I evaded and so the coke hit the wall behind me. She spent some of the rest of the party to clean it up.
You moderators are a kinky sort of people http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/flat.gif

[Teutonic Knight]

Quote[/b] (A.Saturnus @ June 17 2004,11:03)]
Quote[/b] ]BTW make sure you dont spill your beer on that girl you want to date

Not necessarily, my ex-gf said she fell in love with me the moment I emptied a glass of cola on here face. The funny thing was, she wanted to retaliate with her own coke, but I evaded and so the coke hit the wall behind me. She spent some of the rest of the party to clean it up.
I'm going to add my name to the litany of other members shocked and amazed by your post http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[SwordsMaster]

Quote[/b] (Teutonic Knight @ June 17 2004,18:04)]
Quote[/b] (A.Saturnus @ June 17 2004,11:03)]
Quote[/b] ]BTW make sure you dont spill your beer on that girl you want to date

Not necessarily, my ex-gf said she fell in love with me the moment I emptied a glass of cola on here face. The funny thing was, she wanted to retaliate with her own coke, but I evaded and so the coke hit the wall behind me. She spent some of the rest of the party to clean it up.
I'm going to add my name to the litany of other members shocked and amazed by your post http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif
Yeah, right.

BTW, was it a diet coke?
maybe that was the reason, beer has too much cholesterol... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif

[Zone]

Lol, Nice little story there, but I have one slightly similar (i.e. it involves being a little mean). This was while I was in school. I didn't even know the girl, wasn't even really aware she existed, and likewise for her. She's a year older than me and she was a prefect, doing her lunchtime queue duties when there was no queue. I was walking up some stairs nearby to go to an Organ lesson when I heard her ask what type of meat is in shepherds pie. I couldn't believe this and yelled out 'Lamb you fool' and carried on walking. This got her to notice me but I still didn't notice her. Apparently she then started to stalk me in a very light hearted way, she asked her friends who were on the same bus as me (I wasn't bording) who I was etc. Then, we bumbed into each other at a christmas ball in the nearest city and we got together there.

We're no longer together (broke up after 6 months) but it shows you how acting yourself will get you noticed :P

[scooter_the_shooter]

Quote[/b] (Zone @ June 18 2004,06:56)]Lol, Nice little story there, but I have one slightly similar (i.e. it involves being a little mean). This was while I was in school. I didn't even know the girl, wasn't even really aware she existed, and likewise for her. She's a year older than me and she was a prefect, doing her lunchtime queue duties when there was no queue. I was walking up some stairs nearby to go to an Organ lesson when I heard her ask what type of meat is in shepherds pie. I couldn't believe this and yelled out 'Lamb you fool' and carried on walking. This got her to notice me but I still didn't notice her. Apparently she then started to stalk me in a very light hearted way, she asked her friends who were on the same bus as me (I wasn't bording) who I was etc. Then, we bumbed into each other at a christmas ball in the nearest city and we got together there.

We're no longer together (broke up after 6 months) but it shows you how acting yourself will get you noticed :P
lol http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-2thumbsup.gif

[eds]

Be nice, but don't be a nice guy. You know, the kind of guy that will do anything for a woman and isn't afraid to show it.

And of course, personal hygiene is paramount. Good looks are lower on the priority list than hygiene. You could look like Brad Pitt, but if you have BO, you have bad breath and your fingernails are longer than your woman's, you're not going to get any.

[A.Saturnus]

Quote[/b] (frogbeastegg @ June 17 2004,18:45)]
Quote[/b] (A.Saturnus @ June 17 2004,16:03)]Not necessarily, my ex-gf said she fell in love with me the moment I emptied a glass of cola on here face. The funny thing was, she wanted to retaliate with her own coke, but I evaded and so the coke hit the wall behind me. She spent some of the rest of the party to clean it up.
Ok, this one I have to ask about; why did you tip your drink over her?

Some of the tips in here sound more like 1001 ways to get hit by a tazer.
I´m not sure anymore. I think she made a dismissive remark about one of my lifestyle choices (as being a metalhead).

If I remember correctly it was a normal coke, not diet. I think there was a shot of rum in it.

[Lord Ovaat]

Seems there were these two brothers, Sean and Pat. Now Sean was a real ladies' man, always had a couple on the hook. Pat was homelier than a mud fence on a rainy day.

Becoming depressed about getting nowhere with the ladies, Pat asked Sean to fix him up. Sean did, setting up a blind date with the friend of one of his current girlfriends. (See above post concerning ugly friends.) Anyway, Sean cautioned Pat before the date. Now whatever you do, be sure to complement her. Tell her she has nice eyes, hair, something. Got that?

Pat agreed and said he understood.

So along comes date night, and Pat comes draggin' home about 9:30 in the evening, looking like he'd been run over by a cement truck. Sean looked up, Date over already?

Yeah.

Didn't go well? You look terrible.

No.

Pat, what am I gonna do with you? Did you complement her?

Well, Pat stammered, she was so ugly that I had a hard time coming up with something. Her eyes were two different colors. She had her head shaved, and she wasn't built very well.

So what did you complement her on?

Well, I finally just told her--while we were dancing--that, you know, for a fat girl, you sure don't sweat much.

[ah_dut]

Quote[/b] (dessa14 @ June 17 2004,15:23)]heres my tip.
all hot chicks have an ugly friend.
become m8s with the ugly girl, and then move in for the hot one from the side.
how did you guess mine? it's called 'viral marketing' http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif

[RisingSun]

Quote[/b] ]Well, I finally just told her--while we were dancing--that, you know, for a fat girl, you sure don't sweat much.

Ahahah

Some brother. If I had a brother who set me up with some ugly fat chick like that, I'd abandon the date immediately and go home to kick his ass.

Not that I need to get set up.

[Kaiser of Arabia]

Try a roll of $50 bills, with a $100 bill rapped around it.
-Capo

[Skomatth]

Trust me boys this line always works....

Get in the truck

[ah_dut]

Quote[/b] (Caporegime1984 @ June 18 2004,21:18)]Try a roll of $50 bills, with a $100 bill rapped around it.
-Capo
exactly

[Schrodinger's Cat]

Quote[/b] ]Try a roll of $50 bills, with a $100 bill rapped around it.
-Capo

I believe that one works particularly well in certain areas of Bangkok (though not through experience, I hasten to add).

[Lazul]

This one allways works: You walk up to the girl and say, hey, wonna go home to my place and eat popcorn and have sex?
she answers: No
you: What? you dont like popcorn? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wacko.gif
now you are the funny guy she allways dreamed of.

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/medievalcheers.gif

[RisingSun]

Or a really creepy guy who she is afraid of now. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/bigthumb.gif Either way you win. Sort of.

I'll tell you what girls want- Attention. Lots and lots of attention. You might call it stalking, but trust me they love it.

-Dave Attell. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-2thumbsup.gif

[BDC]

Quote[/b] (RisingSun @ June 19 2004,16:59)]Or a really creepy guy who she is afraid of now. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/bigthumb.gif Either way you win. Sort of.

I'll tell you what girls want- Attention. Lots and lots of attention. You might call it stalking, but trust me they love it.

-Dave Attell. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-2thumbsup.gif
lmao

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[scooter_the_shooter]

Quote[/b] (RisingSun @ June 19 2004,10:59)]Or a really creepy guy who she is afraid of now. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/bigthumb.gif Either way you win. Sort of.

I'll tell you what girls want- Attention. Lots and lots of attention. You might call it stalking, but trust me they love it.

-Dave Attell. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-2thumbsup.gif
LOL http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif

[Papewaio]

Confidence.
If you don't believe in yourself it will make it hard for her to have confidence in you.

Ask her out on a date.
Praying may work, but have you seen how successful the Popes have been lately? If you want to go out on a date you will have to ask. Not always true, but if you are asking for tips they aren't asking you out.

Have plans for the date.
Ambition is often marked by ones planning and the ability to communicate these plans. Ambition... the ability to look forward to looking after oneself. Biological dynamite. The opposite of my definition of ambition is a couch potatoe with poor hygene.

Be polite to her and everyone around her.
You can practice this one without her. Most rude people are rude because they have problems... bad day, bad bowels, bad boss... does she really want a potential loser?

Be yourself.
If you are funny be funny, if you are a Dungeons and Dragons geek or MTW freak be yourself... just don't unleash your hobby all out once. Try and find common ground first before diverse interests.

Confident, Nice, Ambitious

[The_Emperor]

Just relax, smile, & be yourself... Oh and make sure the room has good lighting

[BDC]

Saying you want to be a doctor seems to work too. Must be the ambition thing. Saying you want to be a physicist has the exact opposite effect...

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[SwordsMaster]

Quote[/b] ]Saying you want to be a doctor seems to work too

Saying you study Aeronautic Engineering also gives you a status.

[scooter_the_shooter]

if your around a bunch of proper people at gansta and dress gansta works for me.

[RisingSun]

Just whip out the It's a privelege to know me. attitude. Make sure you smile so she knows you're kidding, but trust me, it works. Girls like jerks, don't ever let one tell you different.

[BDC]

Quote[/b] (ceasar010 @ June 21 2004,02:32)]if your around a bunch of proper people at gansta and dress gansta works for me.
Really. Well that's helpful...

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[Papewaio]

Quote[/b] (BDC @ June 20 2004,20:59)]Saying you want to be a doctor seems to work too. Must be the ambition thing. Saying you want to be a physicist has the exact opposite effect...

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/rolleyes.gif
I can vouch that about the worst thing a uni student can say at a party is that they study physics... now if you instead tell the young lady that you are

Studying nature as it really intrigues me, I wonder about the stars above and the world around us, one day I would like to contribute to saving the planet from pollution, but till then I would like to explore the world

it comes across much better then

I study physics, I really like astrophysics I hope one day to use my understanding of the photoelectric effect, fluid dynamics and quantum theory to help make a contribution to science that should result in more efficient energy creation, but until then I'm going to work for international mining corporations that strip mine rainforest for all those earrings you are wearing..

[Kaiser of Arabia]

Quote[/b] (The_Emperor @ June 19 2004,18:25)]Just relax, smile, & be yourself... Oh and make sure the room has good lighting
I have just recovered feeling in my balls from the last time I smiled & acted myself. A week ago. Hrm...
-Capo

[RisingSun]

Just got back from the carnival. Tip- GO TO CARNIVALS.

Carnivals are, apparently, chick magnets.

A great approach excuse is to get a stuffed animal, and pretend you have no money, and try to sell it off to a hot chick. It's a great icebreaker. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wacko.gif

[shakaka36]

make sure the girl is single,

i almost asked out a girl who was already in a relationship once, as it happened when the relationship broke up a month latter i went out with her.

definetly become friends with her friends, but not friends with her, although i myself have successfully navigated the friend to girl-friend path on a number of occasions, i do not advise it

[the Count of Flanders]

I have a good one for picking up scandinavian chicks on holiday.
Say something like: 'Why do Swedish girls have a reputation for being ice queens (ie cold and distant)?' After which they'll try to convince you that they are not cold and distant. It really works.

[Teutonic Knight]

Quote[/b] ]make sure the girl is single

good advice http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[makkyo]

and not happy about it

[ElmarkOFear]

Tell them that you just had an exact replica of the Empire State Building Tattooed on your Johnson.

When she acts like she doesn't believe you, shyly tell her; Ok well its not an exact replica: They had to add a few floors.

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/bigthumb.gif

[BDC]

Quote[/b] (ElmarkOFear @ June 23 2004,08:57)]Tell them that you just had an exact replica of the Empire State Building Tattooed on your Johnson.

When she acts like she doesn't believe you, shyly tell her; Ok well its not an exact replica: They had to add a few floors.

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/bigthumb.gif
Ah that explains why you have a forklift truck carrying it behind you.

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[English assassin]

Eye contact. Smile. But most of all just ask. Unless you look like Quasimodo, she'll take it as a compliment even if she does say no. (If you do look like Quasimodo see the comments on dollars above)

BTW who cares if she's single or not? If she isn't, and that matters to her, she'll tell you. I say ask and let her make the decision (NB maybe not if her boyfriend is a 7 foot psychopath)

[ElmarkOFear]

I hurt my back at work when I got crushed by a forklift. When I got back, I told the guys I felt better, but the doctor recommends I always pee while sitting down. Someone always asks; Why is that? and I tell them; Because carrying all that weight (make motions like you are urinating while standing up. Remember to use 2 hands) will throw my back out again

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[ah_dut]

Quote[/b] (the Count of Flanders @ June 22 2004,14:03)]I have a good one for picking up scandinavian chicks on holiday.
Say something like: 'Why do Swedish girls have a reputation for being ice queens (ie cold and distant)?' After which they'll try to convince you that they are not cold and distant. It really works.
that's good advice http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[BDC]

I like your hair.

Girls have a thing for hair. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[ElmarkOFear]

Tell her; I believe all women should be held up on a pedestal.

After she says how sweet you are, tell her; That way I can look up their dresses.

Then run very fast. hehe

[RisingSun]

Just remember- I create my own world, and it is a privelege to be a part of my world. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif

I read the other day-

When you make eye contact, it stimulates the release of some chemical that makes you feel like you're in love. That's why eye contact is so important.

So make sure you make lots of eye contact while talking, but don't stare, whatever you do.

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[ah_dut]

Quote[/b] (BDC @ June 23 2004,22:07)]I like your hair.

Girls have a thing for hair. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif
and shoes

[Teutonic Knight]

Quote[/b] (ah_dut @ June 24 2004,12:06)]
Quote[/b] (BDC @ June 23 2004,22:07)]I like your hair.

Girls have a thing for hair. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif
and shoes
and eyes

[bighairyman]

Quote[/b] (Teutonic Knight @ June 24 2004,11:46)]
Quote[/b] (ah_dut @ June 24 2004,12:06)]
Quote[/b] (BDC @ June 23 2004,22:07)]I like your hair.

Girls have a thing for hair. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif
and shoes
and eyes
And ass http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif

[Teutonic Knight]

Quote[/b] (bighairyman @ June 24 2004,22:15)]
Quote[/b] (Teutonic Knight @ June 24 2004,11:46)]
Quote[/b] (ah_dut @ June 24 2004,12:06)]
Quote[/b] (BDC @ June 23 2004,22:07)]I like your hair.

Girls have a thing for hair. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif
and shoes
and eyes
And ass http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif
and legs

[RisingSun]

And AAAAAAH *gets sprayed with mace*

[Teutonic Knight]

you realize we could have gone on perpetually with things that girls like to be complemented on right? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[BDC]

Quote[/b] (Teutonic Knight @ June 25 2004,19:42)]you realize we could have gone on perpetually with things that girls like to be complemented on right? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
So basically anything and everything they are proud of yes?

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[Teutonic Knight]

Quote[/b] (BDC @ June 25 2004,15:07)]
Quote[/b] (Teutonic Knight @ June 25 2004,19:42)]you realize we could have gone on perpetually with things that girls like to be complemented on right? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
So basically anything and everything they are proud of yes?

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif
pretty much.... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[ElmarkOFear]

Actually, you should never compliment a woman on her facial hair. They tend to take it the wrong way no matter how you put it http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/flat.gif

It is also unwise to compliment her on the cute little way she tilts her head when she tries to pretend she is intelligent.

Also if your girlfriend's name just so happens to be the scientific name of a fungus; better to not mention it. Girls are funny that way.

Also, never answer a leading question such as: Does this make my butt look big. If your honest you will get in big trouble, if you lie, she will know and you will be in big trouble. Also, do not try to be flippant and reply; Big as compared to what?

My dating career was quite interesting. Seems I always ended up dating very tall women. The last 3 I dated before I met my wife were: 5 foot 11, 6 foot, and 6 foot 3. I am only 5 foot 4 inches tall myself, so go figure. hehe Seems all the other guys were too intimidated to ask out these very lovely young women because of their height. Since I didn't care if I got a No answer or not, I asked. They said yes, and that was that. All my friends wondered how I could get these beautiful, very tall women to go out with me. (See next paragraph for an explanation.)

The first thing you have to do to be successful in dating is to not be afraid of being told No or being laughed at by the one you ask out. It was amazing how many girls who laughed at me when I asked them out ended up asking ME out later on after they saw all the fun their girlfriends had when dating me. My secret was to make my dates laugh, and have a good time, no matter what we were doing. I never spent a lot of money on dating to impress a girl, yet I always made sure they were having fun, even if it was apparent there would not be a second date. Trust me, having hung around 100s of sorority girls when I was in a fraternity, I found out that girls like to talk about guys even more than the guys talk about the girls. If you treat a girl bad, every girl within 5 miles will know about it and you will have to work very hard to get a date. If you treat a girl nice, she will definitely tell all her friends and you will find it easier to get another date.

Also, don't play the I love you game. Let the girl know the date is just for fun and you are not looking for a relationship on the first date. I have seen girls scared off from guys who would buy them flowers on the first date, send them notes all the time, and want to be around them constantly. Give her some breathing room and date several girls at one time until one of them states an interest in a relationship beyond dating.

PS. For those of you who do not know. The I love you game is where a guy tells a girl that he loves her, so that she will have sex with him. It always backfires and always ends up hurting both parties involved.

[BDC]

Yes, never underestimate the power of gossip. Think American Pie. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[scooter_the_shooter]

Actually, you should never compliment a woman on her facial hair. They tend to take it the wrong way no matter how you put it



LOL

[RisingSun]

It's better not to compliment them very much at all, actually.

Little ones here and there are good, but no more than maybe 2 per thirty minutes.

Don't let them know you think they are really pretty, etc. It's a one-way ticket to whiptown, population- you.

Don't put them on a pedestal, no matter what you do.

[ElmarkOFear]

As I said before, I only put them on a pedestal so I can see up their dress :)

[RisingSun]

What if they have old lady bloomers on? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wacko.gif

[ah_dut]

Quote[/b] (RisingSun @ June 26 2004,05:20)]It's better not to compliment them very much at all, actually.

Little ones here and there are good, but no more than maybe 2 per thirty minutes.

Don't let them know you think they are really pretty, etc. It's a one-way ticket to whiptown, population- you.

Don't put them on a pedestal, no matter what you do.
eek, way too scientific

[BDC]

Going back to the physics thing... Yes I have decided it is not a turn on for girls.

A girl I know (year older than me, still at school) was talking about how scared of girls all the boys at her uni physics thing was. Heh.

Although it does lead to this question: Why is an incredibly fit girl who everybody fancies intrested in physics?

[soibean]

Quote[/b] (RisingSun @ June 20 2004,22:00)]Just whip out the It's a privelege to know me. attitude. Make sure you smile so she knows you're kidding, but trust me, it works. Girls like jerks, don't ever let one tell you different.
hah thats my strategy right there

[soibean]

Quote[/b] (Caporegime1984 @ June 21 2004,15:46)]
Quote[/b] (The_Emperor @ June 19 2004,18:25)]Just relax, smile, & be yourself... Oh and make sure the room has good lighting
I have just recovered feeling in my balls from the last time I smiled & acted myself. A week ago. Hrm...
-Capo
hah
yea sometimes being your self isnt the best thing for a girl to have to deal with... especially when they take it the wrong way and decide to teach you a listen by playing soccer with your balls
not a fun recovery time

[Kaiser of Arabia]

Quote[/b] (soibean @ June 26 2004,15:58)]
Quote[/b] (Caporegime1984 @ June 21 2004,15:46)]
Quote[/b] (The_Emperor @ June 19 2004,18:25)]Just relax, smile, & be yourself... Oh and make sure the room has good lighting
I have just recovered feeling in my balls from the last time I smiled & acted myself. A week ago. Hrm...
-Capo
hah
yea sometimes being your self isnt the best thing for a girl to have to deal with... especially when they take it the wrong way and decide to teach you a listen by playing soccer with your balls
not a fun recovery time
Tell me about it.
The only girls who will even come within 5 feet of me willingly are very good friends of mine, and even they think I'm a little sick in the head. Sigh...
-Capo

[ah_dut]

Quote[/b] (Caporegime1984 @ June 27 2004,16:16)]
Quote[/b] (soibean @ June 26 2004,15:58)]
Quote[/b] (Caporegime1984 @ June 21 2004,15:46)]
Quote[/b] (The_Emperor @ June 19 2004,18:25)]Just relax, smile, & be yourself... Oh and make sure the room has good lighting
I have just recovered feeling in my balls from the last time I smiled & acted myself. A week ago. Hrm...
-Capo
hah
yea sometimes being your self isnt the best thing for a girl to have to deal with... especially when they take it the wrong way and decide to teach you a listen by playing soccer with your balls
not a fun recovery time
Tell me about it.
The only girls who will even come within 5 feet of me willingly are very good friends of mine, and even they think I'm a little sick in the head. Sigh...
-Capo
are you though, never happened to me and i have an unfortunate tendancy to date slappers (IN THE FULL MEANING OF THE WORD) http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-inquisitive.gif

[SwordsMaster]

Never date a girl who is stronger than you. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/bigthumb.gif