Rasputins' Member

[mercian billman]

Rasputin (http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/040612/photos_od_afp/040612223046_6vsf86zu_photo0&e=16&ncid=707)

[RisingSun]

*vomits*

Well, the chick is at least hot.

Hard guy to kill, that Rasputin. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-anxious.gif

[mercian billman]

I think they had to show the chick in the picture, to even out Rasputins' age.

[discovery1]

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-inquisitive.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-help.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/ceasarno.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-dizzy2.gif we need a vomiting smilie.

[RisingSun]

But honestly, no wonder he had such power over the Tsar's wife. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif

[Ser Clegane]

Are you sure this is from the Rasputin, and not from some circus elephant named Rasputin? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-stunned.gif

BTW - a penny for the chick's thoughts...

[Demon of Light]

The Mad Monk really was something very unique. Apperantly, that statement also extends to his member.

[King Edward]

Pickled Gherkin anyone????? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[Dead Moroz]

Why are you all wondering? It's just common Russian member. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/rolleyes.gif

[dessa14]

pff nothing compared to my 22 inch.
thanks, dessa

[King Edward]

Quote[/b] (Dead Moroz @ June 17 2004,14:43)]Why are you all wondering? It's just common Russian member. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/rolleyes.gif
you all keep them in jars????

[Dead Moroz]

Quote[/b] (King Edward @ June 17 2004,17:50)]
Quote[/b] (Dead Moroz @ June 17 2004,14:43)]Why are you all wondering? It's just common Russian member. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/rolleyes.gif
you all keep them in jars????
Do you want to say that people in other countries don't keep their members in jars??? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-surprised.gif

[King Edward]

dont have jars big enough http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif + you never know when your going to need it,

Woman in Bar : you want to come to my place for a coffiee?

Man in Bar: ok, but im sorry i have left my member on the mantle piece at home

Ha ha ha

[Spino]

Rasputin my foot. It probably belongs to some nameless cadaver but they attached the name Rasputin to it because it is guaranteed to generate some attention and more importantly, money.

Ye gods, what a freak How many chicks do you think can or are even the slightest bit inclined to try and take a member like that? Something like that has the potential to send a girl running and screaming into the night.


Quote[/b] ]BTW - a penny for the chick's thoughts...

She's probably looking for any money that may be hidden in the... ahem, pouch.

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

This is a solid DUUUUUUUUUUUDE moment, if I ever saw one...

[frogbeastegg]

From the related article:

Quote[/b] ]The aim of the doctor is to free his patient from anxiety and fears. Men who come here are ill at ease because of their problems, and our light and happy atmosphere reassures them.
So looking at that 28.5 centimeters (after shrinkage due to pickling) of Rasputin in a jar makes you feel more relaxed? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-dizzy2.gif It also cures impotance? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-confused.gif Sometimes the cure is worse than the problem. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-yes.gif

[The Blind King of Bohemia]

Good old fashion viewing. If it looked like that when he was alive i bet the women couldn't keep there hands off him http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif

[Ja'chyra]

If it looked that when he was alive he should have seen a doctor http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-inquisitive.gif

[The Blind King of Bohemia]

Too right, imagine having to show that to the doc http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[octavian]

wow...
http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/jawdrop.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/jawdrop.gif

[rasoforos]

No wonder he was dressing as a monk. With a Johnson like that you NEED baggy clothes

[frogbeastegg]

Quote[/b] (The Blind King of Bohemia @ June 17 2004,15:38)]If it looked like that when he was alive i bet the women couldn't keep there hands off him http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif
If it looked like that when he was alive he'd have had to pay people a fortune before they'd consider getting within arms length of it Even then he'd have a lot of difficulty finding someone that desperate for cash - that thing is rancid.

[RisingSun]

Well, it seems the ladies may not like Rasputin's monster member as much as we thought they would.

You have to remember, froggy, that it is over 100 years old. And 90 years dead. It probably wasn't so yucky when he was alive.

[Beirut]

I love/hate to see the jar they keep the Tsarista's... Tsaristahood in.

His & Hers. Then along comes that company that put peanut butter and jelly in the same jar.

Must... stop... with this... thread.... going ....insane.. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-dizzy2.gif

[frogbeastegg]

It would probably have looked a bit better, but Blind King did say If it looked like that when he was alive, and I'm a frog who likes to bug people form time to time. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/geishagrin.gif

Anywho, you know the saying It's not the size, it's what you do with it. I'm not an expert, not even remotely, but 28.5 cm just says one thing to me - ouch http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif

[rasoforos]

Well its not the size of the axe that matters , its how you yield it ( women say ) , what if Rasputin's was a sarissa instead of an axe? he might have been able to make good use of it http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif ...the tzarina certainly seems to have thought so

[RisingSun]

You've got that right. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif

Maybe that's why he was so hard to kill. The pure amount of testosterone in the man must have been astounding. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-clown.gif

[frogbeastegg]

Wield, not yield; yield would be quite different. It doesn't matter what dangerous object it is, you still need to know what you're doing or you risk losing fingers or poking an eye out http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/geishatongue.gif

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

aaaaaaaah....my poor brain...STOP TALKING http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-help.gif

[Matt Deckard]

I havn't been to the org for about a month, and what do i see upon my return? RASPUTIN'S ROTTING COCK http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-furious3.gif

[rasoforos]

Quote[/b] (Samurai-ninja_fusion_of_doom @ June 17 2004,15:03)]I havn't been to the org for about a month, and what do i see upon my return? RASPUTIN'S ROTTING COCK http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-furious3.gif

/me slaps Samurai-ninja_fusion_of_doom around a bit with Rasputin's rotting cock ( a moist wet splash can be heard)

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

(are we still allowed to say cock by the way?)

[Schrodinger's Cat]

Interesting that Mercian Billman put the apostrophe after the s, implying that the member belonged to several Rasputins. I suppose I shouldn't be surprised, if Russians really do all keep their members in jars, that they share them around as well.

[The Blind King of Bohemia]

Quote[/b] ]I havn't been to the org for about a month, and what do i see upon my return? RASPUTIN'S ROTTING COCK


Now thats what i call a return I think it summed up the thread nicely http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif

[mercian billman]

Quote[/b] (Schrodinger's Cat @ June 17 2004,18:40)]Interesting that Mercian Billman put the apostrophe after the s, implying that the member belonged to several Rasputins. I suppose I shouldn't be surprised, if Russians really do all keep their members in jars, that they share them around as well.
The apostrophe after the s has no significant meaning. It was a grammatical error...

[Lord Ovaat]

[QUOTE]You have to remember, froggy, that it is over 100 years old. And 90 years dead. It probably wasn't so yucky when he was alive.[QUOTE]

OK, let's see. 100, minus 90.....OH MY GAWD He had possession of that weapon when he was TEN? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/mecry.gif

[RisingSun]

I said over 100, silly. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif