My ekekyb-oard is screkwekd uhp

[Haethurn]

I spillekd c-ofttfekek -on my ekyb-oard and atf tfirstf I tfhu-ouhguhft itf was tfinek buhft I wekntf tf-o a tfrieknd's b-]irtfuhday partfy and wuhken I camek bacek, and tfriekd tf-o tfalek witfuh s-omek-onek o-n AIM my ekyb-oard was mekssing uhp liek tfuhis

]bacekspacek maeks] ] tfuhatf s-o I can'tf ]ekrasek anytfhuing

I]tfuhis stfineks s-o muhcuh bekcauhsek itf will bek atf lekastf a wekek bektf-orek I can gektf an-otfuhekr ekekyb-oard.

Itf is ir-onic bekcauhsek I uhsekd tf-o always tfypek pekrtfekctfly. I uhsekd tfo- spekll ekvekrytfiuhng c-orrekctfly and always uhsekd pr-opekr grammar. Itf -only my tfrieknds c-ohuld sekek my uho-rriblek tfyping n-ow uh-ow tfuhieky w-ohuld maek tfhn -otf mek

Itf is as itf spilling tfhuek c-ofttfekek -on my c-ompuhekr uhas crekatfked a nekw languhagek-oI call itf M-odekrn Stfandard Rektfardekd -or M-odekrn Stfandard Druhnek.

]I tfiuhnek I will ekekp tfuhis ]ekyb-oard juhstf bekcauhsek itf is s-o tfhun tf-o uhsek itf. Itf c-ohuld bek ekind -otf a n-ovekltfy itfkem.

I bektf I c-ouhld sekll itf -on ek]bay tf-or tfekn d-ollars. S-omekb-ody pr-obab]ly c-ollek,ctfs damagekd ekyb-oards liek tfiuhs -onek.

Is tfuhrek any way tf-o tfix tfhuis ekekyb-oard ]-or is itf iekrrekparably damagekd?

uhekrek is n-ow tfuhek alpuhabektf appekars witfuh my mekssekd uhp ekekyb-oard

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S-o y-ohu sekek wuhkerek tfuhek pr-oblekms arek. Cekrtfain lektftfekrs incluhdek -otfuhekr lekfttfekrs witfuh tfuhekm. Itf rekally is tfascinatfing] in a way.

[BDC]

The scary thing is I could read half of that...

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[Degtyarev14.5]

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-laugh4.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-laugh4.gif ROFLMAO http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-laugh4.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-laugh4.gif

Man, that is awesome http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/bigthumb.gif

A.

[JAG]

hahahaha Same happened to me last year with a cup of tea, get a new one :p

[Haethurn]

well it is getting better nw. a riend mine said i migt try ppping te eys ut and using a tip mistened wit rubbing alcl t clean te cee ut te eybard. i dn't tin it will wr tug.

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tere is a little bit imprvement but nt muc. at least i can use bacspace ey nw. it will still be a wee bere i can get anter eybard.

[Lord Ovaat]

Don't throw your keyboard away That's probably the code they use in the secret, third Tavern forum. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif

[TheSilverKnight]

I could read all of that... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-stunned.gif Is some sort of hidden meaning to this? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-inquisitive.gif

[A.Saturnus]

I could read it too I only have no idea what it means

[Kraellin]

next time, make sure the coffee is decaf. that keyboard is too hyper now.

K.

[Haethurn]

Quote[/b] (Kraellin @ June 22 2004,16:37)]next time, make sure the coffee is decaf. that keyboard is too hyper now.

K.
it was turkish coffee, and a bsnian variety-zlatna dzezva, i tin it is called. i bugt it n te internet, n amazn.cm. by te way te nly reasn i culd type 'turkish coffee' tat was because i cpied and pasted te letters rm replies in tis tread. i culd pst perectly again using tis clever explit but it wuld tae twenty minutes just t type ne paragrap. s i wn't waste my time ding tat wen it is mre entertaining and eicient t type lie tis.

[Kraellin]

after so many years of being on the internet and other networks, and reading the various versions of 'english' i've seen folks use, it's still surprising a bit that i can understand almost everything you type :)

you might be able to disassemble that keyboard and clean it and put it back together. but with keyboards being so cheap these days, i'm not sure it's worth it. and some keyboards are a hassle to do this with, some not. i've done this on some older ones before. and if you just want to do a limited cleaning, you can usually pull the plastic covers off each key. most of them just snap on and off. this can give you more access and space to the areas that need cleaning without having to disassemble completely.

good luck :)

K.

[Haethurn]

Quote[/b] (Kraellin @ June 23 2004,09:00)]after so many years of being on the internet and other networks, and reading the various versions of 'english' i've seen folks use, it's still surprising a bit that i can understand almost everything you type :)

you might be able to disassemble that keyboard and clean it and put it back together. but with keyboards being so cheap these days, i'm not sure it's worth it. and some keyboards are a hassle to do this with, some not. i've done this on some older ones before. and if you just want to do a limited cleaning, you can usually pull the plastic covers off each key. most of them just snap on and off. this can give you more access and space to the areas that need cleaning without having to disassemble completely.

good luck :)

K.
I could have done all of that, but I'm lazy and in the end I decided to just go to Wal-Mart and buy one of those wireless keyboards.

[TheSilverKnight]

Good choice mate http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/bigthumb.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/ceasaryes.gif

[Haethurn]

Now I just have to get my monitor repaired. It keeps blacking out except for one thin horizontal line in the center, like it is about to do right now. I better post this before it happens.

[Kraellin]

ain't computers fun :)

K.

[Haethurn]

Quote[/b] (Kraellin @ June 24 2004,22:53)]ain't computers fun :)

K.
When they work they are. When everything is going wrong and malfunctioning, they definitely are not much fun. Well...it was kind of fun to type with that old keyboard, in a way.

I just can't believe that my Alienware computer is breaking down like this. First the monitor, then the keyboard. What's next? I suppose the modem will stop working, then the sound card, then everything will just quit on me.