heaven or hell?

[soibean]

just saw this in a friends info on AIM and found it very interesting... its a test to show which level of hell or purgatory you will go to after you die and it was taken from dante's divine comedy (mentioned in MTW which is the only reason why I posted it)

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

Im going to purgatory baby... according to this guy atleast

[Ironside]

Limbo, here I come http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

What, I'm agnostic, this is the perfect place http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif after having red Divina Comedia I'm certain.
(God seems to brainwash you in heaven)

[Efrem Da King]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Third Level of HellHere is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)LowLevel 2 (Lustful)HighLevel 3 (Gluttonous)HighLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)ModerateLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)HighLevel 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)ModerateLevel 7 (Violent)ModerateLevel 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)ModerateLevel 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)LowTake the Dante's[/url] Inferno Hell Test

[Ser Clegane]

Quote[/b] (Efrem Da King @ June 26 2004,02:22)]The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Third Level of HellHere is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)LowLevel 2 (Lustful)HighLevel 3 (Gluttonous)HighLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)ModerateLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)HighLevel 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)ModerateLevel 7 (Violent)ModerateLevel 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)ModerateLevel 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)LowTake the Dante's[/url] Inferno Hell Test
Great post http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/bigthumb.gif

[Fragony]

The City of Dis

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

Y
ou approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

good thing I don't believe in this stuff http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-lost.gif

[Efrem Da King]

Quote[/b] (Ser Clegane @ June 26 2004,02:27)]
Quote[/b] (Efrem Da King @ June 26 2004,02:22)]The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Third Level of HellHere is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)LowLevel 2 (Lustful)HighLevel 3 (Gluttonous)HighLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)ModerateLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)HighLevel 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)ModerateLevel 7 (Violent)ModerateLevel 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)ModerateLevel 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)LowTake the Dante's[/url] Inferno Hell Test
Great post http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/bigthumb.gif
I try to put an effort. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif

[soibean]

Quote[/b] (Fragony @ June 26 2004,02:33)]The City of Dis

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

Y
ou approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

good thing I don't believe in this stuff http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-lost.gif
the 6th level of hell huh....
hope I dont run into you in a dark alley somewhere http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-stunned.gif

[zelda12]

I would talk but I've got some serious repenting to do unless I really do wan't to go to the eigth level of hell.





P.S I did kind of lie on the test first time round.










P.P.S Well now I'm in purgatory.

[Fragony]

Quote[/b] (soibean @ June 26 2004,02:45)]the 6th level of hell huh....
hope I dont run into you in a dark alley somewhere http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-stunned.gif
Why not, you don't know what got me there Maybe you like what I do http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif

[Somebody Else]

Likewise banished to the City of Dis. Being a heretic's gonna be such a drag, having to roast in those flaming tombs...

[Sigurd]

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

I guess going to that wedding saved me from limbo.
Praise Odin and his angelic warriors, a place at his table have been prepared. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/medievalcheers.gif

[rasoforos]

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

Sixth level of hell for my pagan self as well. Oh well at least there are a lot of sexy young women here and they also do mooooore than missionary WOOHOOOOOOOOO /me joins the party

[JAG]

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.


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I guess the whole religion hating thing didn't help me http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[shakaka36]

yay purgatory

[Monk]

I guess a username won't save me alone.

First level - Limbo for me.

is it only me who finds that ironic? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif

[Beirut]

As Andy Capp said, Heaven, Hell, doesn't matter. I got friends in both places.

[Sjakihata]

City of Dis

[A.Saturnus]

Do you think there is a hell that is not me or a suffering that is not my true nature?

[A.Saturnus]

That was my 3000th post, cool.

[Sjakihata]

grats http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/bigthumb.gif

[DemonArchangel]

8th circle

[Lazul]

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

mehehe... im wicked indeed http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/medievalcheers.gif

[Kaiser of Arabia]

Purgatory. The second time thru I was more honest.
Though most of my friends will be in Hell http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/mecry.gif
_Capo

[Leet Eriksson]

This is my first time through,bieng an honest guy....

Purgatory

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

My Second time through,i made some really sinful stuff,like bieng a pimp:

Cocytus

This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair.

Funny test
http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[scooter_the_shooter]

pugatory i looked and there in no way for heaven http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/rolleyes.gif

[JAG]

Do you not think that is the point?

[Gawain of Orkeny]

Quote[/b] ]pugatory i looked and there in no way for heaven


Quote[/b] ]Do you not think that is the point?
Sure it is remember this is based on Dantes inferno not religion.

[Teutonic Knight]

Quote[/b] (Gawain of Orkeny @ June 26 2004,14:41)]
Quote[/b] ]pugatory i looked and there in no way for heaven


Quote[/b] ]Do you not think that is the point?
Sure it is remember this is based on Dantes inferno not religion.
what is Dante's Inferno based on?


Yay I made it to Purgatory


Quote[/b] ]You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

[Ja'chyra]

Damn, heh, in more ways then one.

8th level for me.

[BDC]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

Yay I'm in the City of Dis. Sounds like a fun place:


Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

Kind of reminds me of Nieuwport in Belgium.

[discovery1]

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

Level | Score
Purgatory( Repenting Believers )| Very Low
Level 1(Virtuous Non-Believers ) - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2(Lustful) | Moderate
Level 3(Gluttonous ) | High
Level 4(Prodigal and Avaricious ) | Moderate
Level 5(Wrathful and Gloomy) | High
Level 6(Heretics ) - The City of Dis | Extreme
Level 7(Violent ) | High
Level 8(Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)- the Malebolge | High
Level 9(Treacherous) - Cocytus | Very High

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When I took this test before(bout a year ago) I went to the 9th circle. Beats me why I'm not there now.

[BDC]

You've stopped having sex outside wedlock? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif

Certainly that and the pagan stuff was the only reason I ended up so far down. I live such a boring life. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/rolleyes.gif

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

I'm going to the fith level-I'm wrathful

[DemonArchangel]

gandhi is in hell for his
pagan beliefs, how sad.

[Divine Wind]

Second Level of Hell

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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

Well at least ill be in good company http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/bigthumb.gif

[Lehesu]

Fifth level. And I am an active member of my church http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif

[mercian billman]

I made the first level of hell so I get to hang out with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle.

I was kind of hoping for the second level of hell...Cleopatra and Helen of Troy would've made some good company http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/bigthumb.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/medievalcheers.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/barrel.gif

[King Edward]

2nd Level for me, on the bright side i get to spent eternity with Helen of Troy and Cleopatra Cool

[HawaiianHobbit]

Lucky me

Your fate has been decided....
You are one of the lucky ones Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory

[thrashaholic]

Level 6...

[RisingSun]

I got 2nd.

Must be those retroactive teenage hormones. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

Actually, they say Cleopatra was ugly. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wacko.gif

[Fragony]

Quote[/b] (RisingSun @ June 29 2004,21:30)]Actually, they say Cleopatra was ugly. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wacko.gif
I am sure she is now http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[King Edward]

Quote[/b] (Fragony @ June 30 2004,10:27)]
Quote[/b] (RisingSun @ June 29 2004,21:30)]Actually, they say Cleopatra was ugly. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wacko.gif
I am sure she is now http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif
Eugh that is just wrong http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[Magraev]

I ended up in the 6th level too. Nice neighborhood...

[71-hour Ahmed]

I am in the fifth....wrathful and slothful, yup

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Moderate
Level 3 Gluttonous Very High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High

mind you, seems like Id fit in almost anywhere in hell. I wonder why, Im nice. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[Teutonic Knight]

From Scooney J. Delvio in the Entrance Hall:


You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.


Made it into Purgatory, but just barely, probably due to my homicidal tendencies

[[DnC]]

Ah man Guess I'm going to hell then :/
Useless black and white answers.. Satan better be prepared for his oncoming successor. I'll create my own heaven. Honestly who needs God anyways when you got people like Bill Gates in Hell? I'll just order him and his lackies to create me any game I darn well please. He will have a lot of time to practice on making a good game. That's also where the whip gets in handy.

No, no.. not in that way.


Citaat[/b] ]Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.


Citaat[/b] ]The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | High
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: ]http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv[/quote)
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PS. Apologies if I offended anyone. Not meant in an offensive manner. Just merely me trying to be humorous.