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Devastatin Dave
05-17-2005, 04:41
Well, I'm still on terminal leave and started by contractor job about 2 weeks ago. I've grown my hair out, grew some sideburns, mustache, and goatee. I'm looking like a ### da##ed hippy!!! LOL

I love the civilian life!!! I found out my next door neighbors are a couple of Kerry supporters. They found out my last name was Cheney and kind of freaked out. We're getting along fine though, I figure its my extreme amount of intellect, good looks, and of course modesty...

How long should I grow my hair ladies and gents? Any suggestions? ~D
GoreBag
05-17-2005, 04:44
How long should I grow my hair ladies and gents? Any suggestions? ~D

That depends. How manly are you?
Devastatin Dave
05-17-2005, 04:48
That depends. How manly are you?

Not very, I was in the Air Force you know!!! ~D
kiwitt
05-17-2005, 04:49
How long should I grow my hair ladies and gents? Any suggestions? ~D

Just keep it growing - Dave, The Devastator. ~D
English assassin
05-17-2005, 10:16
Grow a mullet Dave. http://www.mulletlovers.com/ Then post a picture please.

Not too sure about facial hair, but if you teamed a Fu Manchu with the mullet I think you could be pretty confident that you had a unique look. Of course, if you go anywhere near a republican convention looking like that you are going to be teargassed, but that's just a bonus.
Byzantine Prince
05-17-2005, 10:21
I'm looking like a ### da##ed hippy!!! LOL
*Looks at own job description* Sorry Dave but I must kill you now. :charge:
Al Khalifah
05-17-2005, 10:28
Lather rinse and repeat Dave. Always repeat.
Steppe Merc
05-17-2005, 12:42
Shoulder length. Always a good starting point. You can then go a bit shorter, or let it keep on growing, depending on what you think. ~D
And Assassin, that's blashpemy. Mullets are the most evil of all evil haircuts... ~;)
Drisos
05-17-2005, 13:03
What's wrong with hippies? Can you give me a reason to kill them? BP?
Drisos
05-17-2005, 13:04
Hippies certainly are not the #1 contributing factor to muslim terrorism. . .

~D
The_Doctor
05-17-2005, 14:21
Don't think of long hair as being a hippy hair. Think of it as a mighty Viking or medievel warrior hair. :charge:
Tachikaze
05-17-2005, 15:22
Don't stop until you can make a proper ponytail.
Goofball
05-17-2005, 18:05
How long should I grow my hair ladies and gents? Any suggestions? ~D

I second EA's suggestion that you grow a mullet, Dave. And yes, I want photographs...
doc_bean
05-17-2005, 18:09
Go for the mullet !
The_Doctor
05-17-2005, 18:20
Are mullets still popular in Germany?
Ser Clegane
05-17-2005, 18:22
Are mullets still popular in Germany?

NO!! :stare:

(well ... I guess in certain "circles" they still are :shifty: )
Husar
05-17-2005, 19:08
No.

A typical german looks like this:
http://www.stadthalle-hagen.de/termine_gfx/2003-11-05b.jpg

~;)
Byzantine Prince
05-17-2005, 19:11
That's one ugly dude. ~;)
ShadesPanther
05-17-2005, 19:15
or get a hasselhoff
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v139/pantherv/hasselhoff.jpg
The_Doctor
05-17-2005, 20:45
Sorry, I thought they where.

My nan is German by the way. And no she does not have a mullet.
Adrian II
05-17-2005, 20:54
For comparison, your typical Dutchman after two hours of cycling upwind.

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Hills/6906/freak.jpg[
The_Doctor
05-17-2005, 21:13
Is that you. ~D
Spino
05-17-2005, 21:23
What's wrong with hippies? Can you give me a reason to kill them? BP?
HIPPIES ARE EVIL


:hippy: :daisy: :hair2: :mad: = :devil: :devilish: :devil: :devilish: = :rifle:
DemonArchangel
05-17-2005, 21:31
So are conservatives Spino.
Steppe Merc
05-17-2005, 21:40
But we don't hurt anyone... and most of us would be willing to share our drugs, if you asked nicely... ~;)
Idomeneas
05-18-2005, 00:25
Don't think of long hair as being a hippy hair. Think of it as a mighty Viking or medievel warrior hair. :charge:

or Spartan ~:)

i used to had hair to my waist but had to cut them for the damned army :furious3: . Now im getting back, hair reached my shoulders. YEAHHHH!!!!!!!!!
:guitarist: :guitarist: :drummer:


by the way im sad cause my little bro goes to army tommorow and i personally had to cut his hair. Pony tail on the floor is a sad sight :shame:
Steppe Merc
05-18-2005, 12:50
That sucks, man... I would never be able to do that. I never understood why they made infantry soldiers cut their hair... I mean, a dude with waistlength hair, and warpaint is way scarier than a bald person. ~;)
LittleGrizzly
05-18-2005, 12:53
cause hair can get caught in things ?? individuality ?
Idomeneas
05-18-2005, 13:43
cause hair can get caught in things ?? individuality ?

yeah. ever visit a camp? everybody looks the same. Like led soldiers