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Silver Rusher
09-25-2006, 19:59
Simple game, simply rules, designed to make people laugh. The first person (i.e. me) sets a catagory, and people after him reply with funny answers that would fit into that catagory.

Example:

Bad things to say to a thug in prison:

"I love you, Tyrone!"

Once the catagory is set, 5 people reply with answers and the last of those 5 comes up with a new catagory.

I will set the first catagory-

Extremely dangerous things to say to Chuck Norris:
UltraWar
09-25-2006, 20:09
Extremely dangerous things to say to Chuck Norris

I am the Real Chuck Norris and you are just some old western cowboy who can't roundhouse kick anyone at all
Orb
09-25-2006, 20:32
"Chuck this is embarrassing, all we need is one roundhouse kick, this is the 13,285th edit and you still can't get it right"

I love pinching quotes from uncyclopedia :D
Csargo
09-25-2006, 20:34
Hey was with your wife last night. :) Please don't hurt me.
Divinus Arma
09-26-2006, 18:53
Hey Chuck. I see your mouth still resembles a vagina. With teeth.
Crazed Rabbit
09-27-2006, 01:08
I think that punching is soooooooo much better than kicking.

New Category:
Things the people in the next cabin on the cruise cross the Atlantic say that make you worry.

Crazed Rabbit
Csargo
09-27-2006, 01:13
Does this bomb make me look fat?
Shaka_Khan
09-27-2006, 10:17
:laugh4: @ Csar!

How about, "Quick, get out of here before it blows!"

New Category
Things you wouldn't say to a feminist.
Silver Rusher
09-27-2006, 18:40
:laugh4: @ Csar!

How about, "Quick, get out of here before it blows!"

New Category
Things you wouldn't say to a feminist.
You must be the fifth person to reply to the previous category before you may start a new one.

"Do you have a pneumatic drill I could borrow?"
Orb
09-27-2006, 20:00
Is that an iceberg?
UltraWar
09-27-2006, 21:50
I am from a Islamic country!

New Category:
Things NOT to say to UltraWar
Csargo
09-27-2006, 21:55
Hello
Orb
09-27-2006, 21:58
I wanted to be the Thing!
Silver Rusher
09-27-2006, 22:07
Ultra, your game is in favour of the workers... Ultra?
Divinus Arma
09-28-2006, 02:34
New Category
Things you wouldn't say to a feminist.

Hey skank. I see your mouth still resembles a vagina. With teeth.
Csargo
10-02-2006, 03:45
Bump
Divinus Arma
10-02-2006, 19:11
Hey Csar. I see your mouth still resembles a vagina. With teeth.
Silver Rusher
10-02-2006, 19:14
Gah, I had better start my own new catagory if this thing is just gonna die on me:

Things you wouldn't expect a sports commentator to say:
Orb
10-02-2006, 19:17
That boy swims like a greyhound!
Crazed Rabbit
10-02-2006, 19:22
I heard this indepth and insightful commentary from John Madden over the weekend....

CR
Big King Sanctaphrax
10-02-2006, 19:27
We can see his firm, athletic buttocks bobbing up and down as he races across the field...
GiantMonkeyMan
10-02-2006, 19:40
What am I doing with my life? Is it me or does golf get more boring each time I watch? What happened to the good old days when naked women used to run onto the pitch?
Csargo
10-02-2006, 19:43
Hey Csar. I see your mouth still resembles a vagina. With teeth.

HAHAHAHAHA Real funny DA:furious3:
UltraWar
10-02-2006, 20:24
"WHAT A GOAL! THE POPE HAS SCORED! LET'S ALL JIHAD HIS ASS!"

Things you wouldn't expect a politician to say:
Silver Rusher
10-02-2006, 20:29
"OK, I admit it, we are selling peerages... Buy one now and secure peerages for your entire family! Offer ends next general election, when the Labour party will be out anyway."
GoreBag
10-02-2006, 21:01
"Come on, fight me."
Big King Sanctaphrax
10-02-2006, 21:07
"Right, that's it. Get me a 10 inch knife and some hand grenades: I'm sorting this Iraq mess out."
Orb
10-02-2006, 21:29
OK, OK, I wasn't completely honest when I said there were WMDs...
UltraWar
10-02-2006, 21:53
"Wanted: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. P.O. Box 322 Oakview, CA 93022. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before."
Csargo
10-02-2006, 22:04
Psssh Weapons of Mass Destruction there were never any weapons. I can't believe you bought that ****. Laughs histerically
Orb
10-02-2006, 22:15
New Category:

Things not to do on a plane.
Big King Sanctaphrax
10-02-2006, 22:19
Hold a drag race!
UltraWar
10-02-2006, 22:26
Do a Barrel Roll!
Orb
10-02-2006, 22:32
Advertise the new GHC Mafia game to all and sundry.
Csargo
10-02-2006, 22:44
Yell bomb.
GiantMonkeyMan
10-03-2006, 18:17
Let loose a large cargo of various world wide deadly poisonous snakes (and an anacoda) without Samuel L. Jackson there with a harpoon gun.
Silver Rusher
10-03-2006, 18:30
Drop a stick of potassium into the toilet.

New Catagory:
Ill-advised things to say while in the mafia in a mafia game.
UltraWar
10-03-2006, 18:38
I am a mafia-type guy!
Csargo
10-03-2006, 20:10
No I'm not the Mafia
Orb
10-03-2006, 22:04
'Hello, it's just me, Lemur.'
GeneralHankerchief
10-04-2006, 02:00
"I think I saw Silver Rusher eating a spicy meat-a-ball eariler. Sure sign that he's a mafioso."