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Ignoramus
10-20-2006, 01:39
Sorry about all the excess threads, can Sasaki delete the previous 3 polls?

This time, no voting for yourself.

Opps, this is actually for the King of France.

GoreBag
10-20-2006, 17:38
No voting for yourself? That's...undemocratic!

GoreBag
10-20-2006, 17:41
Sorry for the double-post, but I seem to have misplaced my edit button. If you're running the game, Ignoramus, should you really be able to vote for a royal candidate?

GoreBag
10-20-2006, 22:47
Here we go, triple post:

It has come to my attention that I will need supreme military commanders as I manage the state's affairs more closely. Therefore, the next two people who vote for me will receive a large parcel of land, complete with title, and the most presitigious positions as Captain of the King's Horse and Admiral of the Seas, respectively.

Csargo
10-20-2006, 23:28
What about the people who already voted for you?

Caius
10-20-2006, 23:32
I cant appear in this list?

Csargo
10-20-2006, 23:42
I cant appear in this list?

You joined after Ignoramus posted this.

Caius
10-21-2006, 00:20
GAH!
Ignoramus, add me in the next poll

Ignoramus
10-21-2006, 05:47
GoreBag: I'm not running this, I'm organizing it.

GoreBag
10-21-2006, 05:57
What about the people who already voted for you?

They won't be ignored. I'm no Duncan.

Peasant Phill
10-21-2006, 09:49
I'll take you up on that Gorebag.

Ignoramus
10-21-2006, 11:13
GoreBag is elected King of France. Now try to sway players to your side.

Peasant Phill
10-21-2006, 12:45
Gorebag I'm reminding you of your promise.

GoreBag
10-21-2006, 17:59
Gorebag I'm reminding you of your promise.

You voted for Drisos.

Sigurd
10-21-2006, 18:29
You voted for Drisos.
:laugh4:
I think it was Drisos voting for PP...

Strike For The South
10-21-2006, 18:51
You voted for Drisos.

I voted for you:yes:

BigTex
10-21-2006, 19:24
You voted for Drisos.
I voted for ya.
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BigTex
Ridicolus
"Hilary Clinton is the devil"
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doc_bean
10-21-2006, 19:27
I would have voted for you :oops:

I just want low taxes. And legalized prostitution.

GoreBag
10-21-2006, 19:31
Boy, I wish I still had my edit button...

In that case, I am prepared to offer those who were sharp enough to vote for me the respective land and titles as follows, once they swear homage:

Sigurd Fafnesbane shall be granted the Duchy of Normandy.
Csar shall receive the lands of Brittany, and he shall become their Duke.
As promised, and we are a crown who keep their promises, Peasant Phill shall no longer be a peasant, but head of the Royal Treasury. As well, he shall receive the land Thouars and its Viscounty.
Glaucus shall receive the two counties of Flanders and Artois and shall thenceforth be known as the Marquis of the Netherlands and Artois. As well, he shall be made Captain of the King's Horse, and shall be the chief authority, under ourself, of conflict in the mainland European theatre.
Husar shall become the Admiral of the High Seas, chief commander of the French navy. As well, his shall be the lands Poitiers and Lamarche, and he shall be their Count.
Strike, as he shall be familiarily referred, shall receive the Duchy of Bourbon.

As well, I am prepared to offer the following titles to those who did not have the sense to vote for me earlier, but were surely misled:

Evil_Maniac from Mars shall be offered the County of Valentinois, and Justiciar shall receive the county of Foix.

All of these titles, grants or any other sort of royal privilege shall be awarded solely to those who swear homage to the French crown.

Further grants and titles shall be awarded at my discretion, and, of course, as reward for outstanding service.

GoreBag
10-21-2006, 20:54
And for double-post number two, I'd like to remind everyone to sign up for the Two Kingdoms forum in order to play the game. It's located at

http://z10.invisionfree.com/The_Two_Kingdoms/

See you all there.

Csargo
10-21-2006, 23:18
Man I wanted to be the Commander of the Army and all I got was Brittany. I was the first person to vote for you.:furious3:

Duke Malcolm
10-22-2006, 16:05
Sigurd Fafnesbane shall be granted the Duchy of Normandy.

What what what? Am I not the Duke of Normandy?

Glaucus
10-22-2006, 16:10
Huzzah! Captain of the Kings Horse!

GoreBag
10-22-2006, 21:16
What what what? Am I not the Duke of Normandy?

Not if I have any say in it.

Ignoramus
10-23-2006, 00:43
The date is 1337. All the English own in France is Aquintaine.

GoreBag
10-23-2006, 03:55
The date is 1337. All the English own in France is Aquintaine.

The whole of it?

Ignoramus
10-23-2006, 04:12
Actually, the English own the strip of land along the coast, containing Bordeaux, La Rochelle etc.

GoreBag
10-23-2006, 04:29
What about Limoges, Angoulème and Périgord?

Sigurd
10-23-2006, 08:43
There is a barony available in the duchy of Normandy.

Job description:
Land with serfs for Administration and a prominent place in the Norman army. You will be raising your own Knights and give them land from your land. The knights and serfs will pay you taxes of which you will pay the duchy of Normandy its 50% share. The amount and what should be taxed is left to your discretion.
Prima Noche is granted but 'should' only be used if your wife remains barren.

The duchy of Normandy needs good soldiers raised in the tradition of our forefathers.
Post your application in this thread with the header: Norman Baron and give a few reason why I should choose you as my baron.

Husar
10-23-2006, 11:44
In the spirit of Sigurd's post, anyone volunteering for galley service?
I have found a few old galleys in some port which still need a crew.:sweatdrop:

Crazed Rabbit
10-23-2006, 20:25
Norman Baron
Choose me for Baron and you'll get a very loyal, hardworking Baron who will raise tough soldiers and support the Duke of Normandy greatly, and who is tactically, strategically, and diplomatically minded, and who is eager to kick English kniggit behind.

Crazed Rabbit

Sigurd
10-24-2006, 00:02
Norman Baron
Choose me for Baron and you'll get a very loyal, hardworking Baron who will raise tough soldiers and support the Duke of Normandy greatly, and who is tactically, strategically, and diplomatically minded, and who is eager to kick English kniggit behind.

Crazed Rabbit, I hereby grant you the barony of Giffard with the lands of Orbec and Longueville.

May you prosper and give strength to the Norman duchy and the French cause.
Long live King Gore I of France.


Signed and Sealed
Sigurd Duke of Normandy