http://forums.totalwar.org/vb/ Forum for Introductions and Welcomes. It contains FAQs about the Org. en Thu, 23 May 2013 17:55:54 GMT vBulletin 15 http://forums.totalwar.org/vb/images/kagemusha/TW2S/misc/rss.png http://forums.totalwar.org/vb/ http://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?144062-On-the-nonsenical-activity-known-as-living&goto=newpost Fri, 03 May 2013 14:20:45 GMT Ah... The sheer sense of bliss of making up a forum post, which shall soon be revealed to lack to lack that one thing we all strive to find in our lives: purpose. If purpose is what you are looking for, I apologize, as you will not find it here. For it is like the taste of a sour pepper, the... Ah... The sheer sense of bliss of making up a forum post, which shall soon be revealed to lack to lack that one thing we all strive to find in our lives: purpose. If purpose is what you are looking for, I apologize, as you will not find it here.

For it is like the taste of a sour pepper, the smell of a sweaty crocodile, or the sound of burning water. It is all this and more, when you let your fantasy run wild and write a text such as this one. Shall we let the stupidity continue? We could see a pink elephant, hovering above a purple man holding a white mug filled with frozen coffee. The rest, I leave up to you: what is the man wearing? Is there anything written on the mug? It is yours to come up with.

I wonder about the thoughts you are thinking right now. Are you bewildered? Amused? Annoyed? Are you experiencing a life-changing revelation or are you wondering about the madness of the personality that came up with this?

Please, do read on. I have not told you about the burping flowers in my backyard yet or about my shapeshifting dog. I have done other things, though. I have, for example, lied to you. For this text is not about life, or living, or a nonsenical activity known as living. I lied. Multiple times, actually. There is, for example, a purpose to this text: amusing myself in making it up and introducing myself.

I have not written this to be coherent or logic or to make sense. I have written it, that is what counts. To those who have made it this far: I congratulate you and ask you: do you realise you have been wasting your time in reading this? It will not make you a better person or improve your quality of living. Then again, I am a liar.

Have a good day,

Adalingum, a liar ]]> Entrance Hall Adalingum http://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?144062-On-the-nonsenical-activity-known-as-living http://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?144033-Ave%21&goto=newpost Sun, 28 Apr 2013 19:20:26 GMT Greetings from a guest turned new member. I've long used the forum for Rome - TW to find answers. Even though I am reluctant to join an organization that would have me as a member,here I am. ]]> Entrance Hall Quincunx http://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?144033-Ave%21