I hope they served her the McRibbed?Quote:
Originally Posted by Agent Miles
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I hope they served her the McRibbed?Quote:
Originally Posted by Agent Miles
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No doubt the grandparents had ordered a Big N' Tasty with special sauce on his McNuggets.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/...st/6595037.stm
Stripogram charged for wearing a police uniform in the street
Wonder if they strip searched him?
Anyway, next time he should be an undercover cop.
"They followed me into the bar, watched the show, then asked me to go back to the station.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShadesPanther
The student uses his act to supplement his income
"It was all quite friendly. When I went back later they said they were going to charge me.
Just when I thought the English couldn't get any gayer. :cheerleader:
Morgue staff found dead man very much alive
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
I don't quite see how anyone could have been confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by ShadesPanther
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This rather reminds me of the infamous Onion article ...
Actually, those were rabbit commandos. I'm not supposed to tell you this, but no one would believe you anyway, so here goes; the rabbits sent to Korea were specially trained soldiers. While to the outside world it looks as though Kim has eaten the rabbits, in reality the rabbits, once inside his palace, killed their captors and have assumed control of the state of North Korea.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
The Leporidae Army now controls several nuclear bombs and a million soldiers. Also, any possible irregularities regarding the manner in which we manage N. Korea can easily be explained away.
It is only a matter of time before we can hold the capitals of the greatest nations on earth for nuclear ransom. Then, humanity will be ruled at the whim of your rabbit overlords.
CR
PS We do find it amusing your tax agency requires you to report illegal income.
You really couldn't make it up. Ruth is surely stranger than Richard.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/m...er/6599563.stmQuote:
A one-legged transvestite drummer has been evicted for playing her collection of instruments too loudly.
Helen Lesley Von Hessler frequently bashed away on drums, an organ, guitar and a harp until late at night.
Now it's been a few years since I last had a go at the old drum kit, however I do remember having to use both feet, one for the hi-hat the other for the bass.
Worst of all, the poor dear has had to go and live in Reading. Oh the cruel and unusual punishments we inflict! :laugh4:
MIT admissions dean resigns, 'cause she lied all over her resume. The irony, oh, the irony ...
I just came across a link with a nice picture.:2thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Banquo's Ghost
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007190295,00.html
Student Arrested for Creative Writing
I'm really split on what to say.
He followed instructions, and the wording made it sound like a big joke.
Overreaction or 1984?
This is a clear case of overreaction on the school's part. The written instructions for the assignment said "write whatever comes to your mind. Do not judge or censor what you are writing," so this kid follows the instructions, then gets thrown out of school and arrested.Quote:
Originally Posted by Marshal Murat
Nice. Thoughtcrime enters the public education system.
Wow, am I ever glad to hear I'm not the only one who has ever fallen for that one...Quote:
Originally Posted by Hosakawa Tito
~:doh:
^^:laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: ^^
Sadly, this is a fake.Quote:
Originally Posted by Banquo's Ghost
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But that's okay, because here in the U.S.A., a woman was duped into having sex by being told it was a penis cream treatment.
Isn't it in the UK, though ?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
Sony promotes Playstation game with a decapitated goat. No, really.
The corpse of the decapitated animal was the centrepiece of a party to celebrate the launch of the God Of War II game for the company’s PlayStation 2 console.
Guests at the event were even invited to reach inside the goat’s still-warm carcass to eat offal from its stomach.
That's such a bad move from Sony, I almost can't believe it, only the girl on the pic cheers me up a bit.~;)
I mean so many politicians say gamers are bloodthirsty potential killers and instead of proving they're not, they go and make a bloody promotion campaign, a good way to convince politicians that games aren't all about blood these days.:dizzy2:
65 million $ for missing pants wants a lawyer from a cleaning company.:dizzy2:
The pantsless lawyer thoroughly disgusts me. Lock him up and throw away the key.
To pun: without his pants, lawyer Pearson is left only with his legal briefs with which to press his case against the cleaners.
Everything I learned from pornography is wrong. Lesbians are twice as likely as hetero women to be overweight. Gah!
Lesbians are twice as likely as heterosexual women to be overweight or obese, which puts them at greater risk for obesity-related health problems and death, US researchers said.
The report, published in the American Journal of Public Health, is one of the first large studies to look at obesity among lesbians.
Ulrike Boehmer of the Boston University School of Public Health and colleagues looked at a 2002 national survey of almost 6000 women, and found that lesbians were 2.69 times more likely to be overweight and 2.47 times more likely to be obese.
Well, you don't really want the lesbians for your male fantasies. You want the ones that are bi. :eyebrows:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
"Defense attorney Dane Loizzo said Allen Lee has never been disciplined in school and signed Marine enlistment papers last week."Quote:
Originally Posted by Goofball
Hah! :2thumbsup:
What makes the grass grow?
The other side of de-fence?Quote:
Originally Posted by Vladimir
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/st...070205,00.htmlQuote:
It was a perfect sunny morning. Cornish fishermen Chris Earl and Tony Allsopp were chugging out to sea on their boat, Spilgarn, to check on their lobster pots.
And then the deer, all antlers and big worried eyes, swam past. "It's not the sort of creature you expect to see half a mile out," said Mr Earl yesterday.
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