Crematoria not big enough for fatties.
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Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax
What a waist.Quote:
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I'm with the gee-gees on this one....:sweatdrop:
http://music.guardian.co.uk/news/sto...060730,00.htmlQuote:
As true proponents of the rock'n'roll lifestyle, the Rolling Stones are no strangers to drug scandals. But the latest brouhaha does not involve band members Mick Jagger or Keith Richards, it focuses on about 300 horses stabled near a Belgrade stadium where the Stones are to perform in July.
Imagine that? Getting stoned at a Stones gig! Perish the thought. :laugh4:
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Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax
Problem solved by merging backroom threads. We could rule the world you know. And don't tell me I'm off topic.Quote:
Originally Posted by Don Corleone
edit: I'm afraid it almost entirely was. -Kukri
A man was sentenced yesterday for organizing sex parties with ponies and spreading the pictures on the internet. The 'public party' was an animal rights organization.
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Kim Jong Il cannot resist eating giant rabbits. But, great leader, they were meant for breeding ...
Mr Szmolinsky said he suspected that his rabbits, which grow to the size of dogs and can weigh over 10kg (22lb), were eaten at a birthday banquet for Kim Jong Il, the North Korean leader, although he emphasised that he had no evidence of this.
“It’s an assumption, not an assertion,” Mr Szmolinsky said. “But I don’t think the animals are alive anymore, I think they’ve been eaten.”
I don't think a fox would dare hunting THAT rabbit!~:eek:
Aaah, you're still to weird news what Gregoshi is to puns. :2thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
As a salute to your greatness: Humans ate giant Lemur to extinction
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Originally Posted by Lemur
Thats brilliant! Communists ate my bunnies! :2thumbsup:
Great Find.
That is the saddest, most depressing thing this lemur has read in ages. Only one thing could cheer me up:Quote:
Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
Drill Sergeant Forces Recruits to Dress As Superman, Re-Enact Porno Movies
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Man castrates himself in London restaurant. On purpose.
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The waiter told the man he didn't want a tip...
Florida Doctor arrested in Captain America suit. With Burrito stuffed down tights.
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http://www.wftv.com/2007/0423/12921992.jpg
A burrito and marijuana - I guess Capt. America couldn't find a good burger joint... :laugh4:
Following on from my post about being fined for swimmig with crocodiles......
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/new...cle1690634.eceQuote:
A schoolboy who climbed over a fence into a crocodile enclosure and taunted the animals with sticks and a catapult was dragged into the water and eaten.
I loved this quote.
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I wonder if the croc was hungry an hour later?
InsaneApache, that was a fantastic article. For my money, the best quote:
The latest scandal to attract public attention came last year in Shanghai when a city zoo cancelled its “Animal Olympics” after shows featuring boxing matches between kangaroos and their keepers, bears fighting and riding bicycles and an elephant tug-of-war drew unwelcome publicity.
(sing to "Louie, Louie")
Liu Liu, oh no
Me gotta go
Aye-yi-yi-yi, I said
Liu Liu, oh baby
Me gotta go
Fine little croc waits for me
Catapult & sticks the croc to tease
Got bit 'n' pulled down all alone
Inside croc handbag I'll make it home
Oh Liu Liu...
Tasteless, I know.:shame:
Well, it's not news, but I don't know where else to put it, but it is funny and government related:
http://www.irs.gov/publications/p525/ar02.html#d0e7770
Look down at the fifth thing under 'Other Income'.
Yeah, I'll get right on that, after I turn myself in!
CR
There's even better further down:
And I can't believe you haven't commented on the sad fate of the giant German rabbits.Quote:
Originally Posted by IRS
Four weddings and a tin of beans...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6595297.stmQuote:
Actor Hugh Grant has been arrested over an allegation he attacked a photographer in London, before throwing a tub of food at him.
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Well he's gone up in my estimation, 57 varieties, 56 to go...:laugh4: :2thumbsup: :whip:
A man has been flung out of a plane by his trousers.
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Gives a whole new meaning to "flying by the seat of your pants".
I do hope that he aint Gripe-n about it. :embarassed:
It's too much of a Herr*-raising tail for CR to deal with at the moment.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
* I know I already punned on "Herr" pun this past week, but I couldn't resist the double "hair/hare" pun Lemur served up.
Hugh Grant is a member of the "has beans" club?Quote:
Originally Posted by InsaneApache
I'll bet the pilot left a mark (as in skid-) of his own in the pants when he was unexpected ejected from the jet. And speaking of unexpected ejections...Quote:
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Originally Posted by Gregoshi
http://www.guardian.co.uk/crime/arti...066064,00.htmlQuote:
The actor Hugh Grant has been arrested over an allegation that he assaulted a paparazzi photographer with a tub of baked beans.
Like I said, one down 56 to go....:sweatdrop:
:laugh4: You are SaneApache in my book. You deftly ignored the perilous pun and answered the question as if it was punless. If only others would follow your lead, there'd be less :wall: at my posts. :bow:
That's because I warned him he would be pun-ished if he encouraged you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gregoshi
Oops. :embarassed:
Japanese actress blows lid off sheep-poodle scam.
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Barking, the lot of 'em. Or rather, not barking.
http://www.express.de/servlet/Satell...=1177082132167
Apparently, a couple in Wellington, New Zealand discovered that their 7 year old granddaughter’s order from McDonald's contained a tasty burger…and a condom. It was after all, a “Happy Meal”.