- Who? Me? Now why would I ever be the target of such a barbaric practice as this. Surely even you, as Ikea furniture, must be better than that!
- HA! We got you!
- Whatever do you mean?
- You said "you, as Ikea furniture", you didn't include yourself!
- Oh, but surely you must see that that was just a figure of speech. After all, it is you, who are, mostly at least, Ikea furniture who have condemned me with your sentence.
If you looked really closely at the glass door cabinet at that point you could see a slight steam on the inside of the glass. He was sweating.
- Don't even try it, sport. You've been had!
- Yeah mate! We got you, fair and square!
The glass door cabinet huffed and looked at them squarely (because his glass panes are square, get it?).
- Alright. If this is to be the end result I have just a few things to tell you before I go. First of all, you DISGUST me! What a bunch of sniveling, bickering, cheap pieces of trash you are. IKEA! Who can ever take a shop which names its furniture with strange and unnatural letters such as Æ, Ø and Å seriously? You can't even find them on a normal keyboard! It's so... incoherent!
I have hated every moment of pretending to be this inferior Malsjö piece of crap!
I have a
proper name!
https://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a4...psvsppn4fw.png
I am
Eichholtz, Grand Royale glass door cabinet, vanilla mafia.
I am
no cheap piece of wood.
MY price tag said £3 300!
Now, do your worst. I am no longer happy sharing my environment with you trashy trash!