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    Im not paying a million for this

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...ion-Euros.html

    maybe like 50
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    Bake Sale anyone?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    Im not paying a million for this

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...ion-Euros.html

    maybe like 50
    I think 1 million Euros is just about 50, No? Fifty million dollars that is?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat View Post
    I think 1 million Euros is just about 50, No? Fifty million dollars that is?


    I thought you were Lemuring us. But this is an Italian copy-cat, and not that American college grad from the News of the Weird. It's an epidemic!
    How dumb do women think we are? I mean anyone willing to pay for this should be hit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike's Article
    Her brother told the magazine: "She's never had a boyfriend. I swear on my mother's grave."
    Where have I heard this line before? Oh, right, in a back alley in Mexico City, from Orlando the Pimp.

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    Any informed consumer, where's Elliot Spitzer when you need him, with that kind of entertainment budget would expect some professional expertise in the art. Why would you pay top dollar for a novice?
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    I'l bet she's lying that she's a virgin. I'd put the money up and then sue her for false advertising.
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    She's selling herself in every conceivable way.

    I kinda wanna throw up from the taste of hedonism.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    How dumb do women think we are? I mean anyone willing to pay for this should be hit.
    They'd hit that.
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    *flips through wallet* Nope. Not today.

    The thing about high school girls is that I keep gettin' older but they stay the same age. mmmmm..yeah.


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    I would definatily do her for 100, just for kicks and giggles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur View Post
    Where have I heard this line before? Oh, right, in a back alley in Mexico City, from Orlando the Pimp.
    What were you doing in a back alley in Mexico City with a man named 'Orlando the Pimp'?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikeus Caesar View Post
    What were you doing in a back alley in Mexico City with a man named 'Orlando the Pimp'?

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    Default Re: Girl offers to sell Virginity for 1 million Euros. Bake Sale anyone?

    The number of teens / early twenties you could work your way through for that type of money, you'd get a virgin eventually. Or go abroad.

    And unless you enjoy inflicting pain, what's the big deal?

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    Default Re: Girl offers to sell Virginity for 1 million Euros. Bake Sale anyone?

    Must admit that the idea gives me a kick in a twisted 'buy what you want' sort of way, but I am known for my psychotic tendencies. Buying innocence muha

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    Default Re: Girl offers to sell Virginity for 1 million Euros. Bake Sale anyone?

    This girl overate the thing, and herself.

    Vanitas vanitatum, omnias vanitas. My Latin is far away but...

    And in order to had a little bit more of bad taste, waht if the client / buyer is not happy about the performance? Got a vaucher or it will reimbursed?
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    I think if you went through all the qhore houses in various countries you could get a girl just as good looking, if not better for a sum far less than that. And the virgin thing is really a turn off more than anything, for me at least. Painful and rubbish, what could be worse?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony View Post
    Must admit that the idea gives me a kick in a twisted 'buy what you want' sort of way, but I am known for my psychotic tendencies. Buying innocence muha
    Innocence? Hardly. Basically a prostitute from the off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rory_20_uk View Post
    Innocence? Hardly. Basically a prostitute from the off.

    That's the beauty of it

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    At least in this case the buyer knows they are going to get screwed...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brenus
    And in order to had a little bit more of bad taste, waht if the client / buyer is not happy about the performance? Got a vaucher or it will reimbursed?
    Instead of virginity, vagina contained mountain lion.

    Would not hit again.

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    Although I'm kind of anti-siggie, that is siggied, dear sir.

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    i could paint the town red for a couple of years straight, guaranteed to sleep with many dozens of hot young chics, so why would i blow a mil on one pretty girl?
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    Lol - 1.000.000 for her :0
    Not less than 10.000 :)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gregoshi View Post
    At least in this case the buyer knows they are going to get screwed...
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    This thread got me thinking. I must admit I was shocked when I first read about all these girls selling their virginity for a million. Virginity is precious. And if people are willing to spend a million for it, apparantly even more so for women. So if my daughters want to waste their virginity on some pimple-faced fifteen year old punk, they're in for trouble. A million it's going to be and then it's party time for daddy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur View Post
    Where have I heard this line before? Oh, right, in a back alley in Mexico City, from Orlando the Pimp.
    How much did you pay for that?
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    A million euros and you don't even get to keep her for it? What a rip-off!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat View Post
    This thread got me thinking. I must admit I was shocked when I first read about all these girls selling their virginity for a million. Virginity is precious. And if people are willing to spend a million for it, apparantly even more so for women. So if my daughters want to waste their virginity on some pimple-faced fifteen year old punk, they're in for trouble. A million it's going to be and then it's party time for daddy.

    Yeah, why the hell should the parents pay for college when one's kids can do it - and it's working from home...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Conqueror View Post
    A million euros and you don't even get to keep her for it? What a rip-off!

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