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    Default Girl offers to sell Virginity for 1 million Euros. Bake Sale anyone?

    Im not paying a million for this

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...ion-Euros.html

    maybe like 50
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    Default Re: Girl offers to sell Virginity for 1 million Euros. Bake Sale anyone?

    Bake Sale anyone?
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    Default Re : Girl offers to sell Virginity for 1 million Euros. Bake Sale anyone?

    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    Im not paying a million for this

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...ion-Euros.html

    maybe like 50
    I think 1 million Euros is just about 50, No? Fifty million dollars that is?


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    Default Re: Re : Girl offers to sell Virginity for 1 million Euros. Bake Sale anyone?

    Quote Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat View Post
    I think 1 million Euros is just about 50, No? Fifty million dollars that is?


    I thought you were Lemuring us. But this is an Italian copy-cat, and not that American college grad from the News of the Weird. It's an epidemic!
    How dumb do women think we are? I mean anyone willing to pay for this should be hit.
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    Default Re: Girl offers to sell Virginity for 1 million Euros. Bake Sale anyone?

    Quote Originally Posted by Strike's Article
    Her brother told the magazine: "She's never had a boyfriend. I swear on my mother's grave."
    Where have I heard this line before? Oh, right, in a back alley in Mexico City, from Orlando the Pimp.
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    Default Re: Girl offers to sell Virginity for 1 million Euros. Bake Sale anyone?

    Any informed consumer, where's Elliot Spitzer when you need him, with that kind of entertainment budget would expect some professional expertise in the art. Why would you pay top dollar for a novice?
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    Default Re: Girl offers to sell Virginity for 1 million Euros. Bake Sale anyone?

    I'l bet she's lying that she's a virgin. I'd put the money up and then sue her for false advertising.
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    Default Re: Girl offers to sell Virginity for 1 million Euros. Bake Sale anyone?

    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur View Post
    Where have I heard this line before? Oh, right, in a back alley in Mexico City, from Orlando the Pimp.
    What were you doing in a back alley in Mexico City with a man named 'Orlando the Pimp'?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikeus Caesar View Post
    What were you doing in a back alley in Mexico City with a man named 'Orlando the Pimp'?

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    Default Re: Girl offers to sell Virginity for 1 million Euros. Bake Sale anyone?

    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur View Post
    Where have I heard this line before? Oh, right, in a back alley in Mexico City, from Orlando the Pimp.
    How much did you pay for that?
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    Default Re: Girl offers to sell Virginity for 1 million Euros. Bake Sale anyone?

    A million euros and you don't even get to keep her for it? What a rip-off!

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    Default Re: Re : Girl offers to sell Virginity for 1 million Euros. Bake Sale anyone?

    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    How dumb do women think we are? I mean anyone willing to pay for this should be hit.
    They'd hit that.
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    Default Re: Girl offers to sell Virginity for 1 million Euros. Bake Sale anyone?

    *flips through wallet* Nope. Not today.

    The thing about high school girls is that I keep gettin' older but they stay the same age. mmmmm..yeah.

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    Default Re: Girl offers to sell Virginity for 1 million Euros. Bake Sale anyone?

    I would definatily do her for 100, just for kicks and giggles.
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    Default Re: Girl offers to sell Virginity for 1 million Euros. Bake Sale anyone?

    Lol - 1.000.000 for her :0
    Not less than 10.000 :)
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