You know you play too much EB when...

[Majd il-Romani]

you make topics like this (guilty)
you randomly out of nowhere shout "SIGNA FERTE!!!!!" when walking around (guilty)
in Geography class, you refer to Egypt as Aigyptos, Cyprus as Kypros, etc.
you feel like doing this when you hear someone talking about ancient Rome
you are shocked when someone doesn't know who Arisone III or Dumnorix was
when you curse at your friend in Ancient Greek, Celtic, Latin and Persian because he won you in a game of snooker (guilty)

[desert]

Arisone III

Ari-who?

[Celtic_Punk]

You know you play too much EB when you watch a battle movie and declare that the losing side could have easily won the battle had you been in command.

[desert]

You know you play too much EB when you constantly press F5 in the EB forum page to see if anyone is talking about EB.

[Aemilius Paulus]

you randomly out of nowhere shout "SIGNA FERTE!!!!!" when walking around (guilty)
in Geography class, you refer to Egypt as Aigyptos, Cyprus as Kypros, etc.
when you curse at your friend in Ancient Greek, Celtic, Latin and Persian because he won you in a game of snooker (guilty)

Definitely so. I often find myself doing the same!

Anyway: You know you have played EB too much once they can correctly pronounce all of the native names of the EB units.

[Majd il-Romani]

when you join the army and are shocked that they give you an Assault rifle, pistol, and bulletproof vest instead of a gladius, 2 pila, and chainmail

[Legosoldier]

you know when you play too much EB when you start acting out unit attack movements

[Ibn-Khaldun]

.. when you think that you have to build a fort after a days journey in fear of some celtic barbarians.

[Onehandstan]

When takj in ancient Celtic and don't realise. (buzz buzz buzz!)

[Tellos Athenaios]

Well I definitely know when you've seen a lot of EB: when you think, "surely, we've had at least 3 of those threads before?"

[Gleemonex]

When you wait to couch your lance before you pass a car on the highway.

[Titus Magnus]

Or when you use a pillow as a hoplon and a broom as a sarissa.(on your sister)

[SwissBarbar]

when you assassinate your boss lol

[||Lz3||]

• when you start assigning people ancient greek codenames "Beta, Gamma Epsilon"
• when you refer to greece as "Hellas"
• You start transliterating everything on greek
• you write "Arche Seleukeia" (in greek) everywhere
• when you have an ache whenever you see/hear LS

[gamegeek2]

When you write an AAR. Though I suppose nobody really minds :)

[Onehandstan]

When you meet your daughters boyfriend and send him away for not having army connections.

[Ibrahim]

when ye want to charge naked into a street, having taken a hallucinagetic drug

[Valion]

When you catalogue everything from city status to FM in you'r notebook(guilty) wehehe

[Celtic_Punk]

well at least now I know I'm not the biggest loser on this forum!
I dont catalogue EB stuff, but I do keep a captains log when I play Silent Hunter 3 :D

You know you play too much EB when you get in a fight you scream MOLON LABE! before the first punch is thrown.

[Onehandstan]

when ye want to charge naked into a street, having taken a hallucinagetic drug

That doesn't necessarily have anything to to with EB

[Megas Methuselah]

Yeah, it does actually: Gaesatae.

Well I definitely know when you've seen a lot of EB: when you think, "surely, we've had at least 3 of those threads before?"

No kidding! I'm quite sure I posted in each single thread(including this one). Heh. Anyways, on the topic:

-You try to flank the cops chasing you in Grand Theft Auto
-You mutter "pan-do-ta-po-ee fay-lain-gi-tie" while on a public bus
-You think of every able-modied man you pass by in the street as a possible conscript for your legions, grimacing at the smaller guys, and knowing the taller ones would serve as your personal guard
-You go shopping at local thrift stores searching for a laurel wreath to wear

[desert]

When you start talking about Indo-Baktria when your Global History teacher discusses British attempts to control the Khyber Pass.

[Revoltie]

when you correct people who say persia to say pahlava, and call them Dahae and Parni instead of pahlavans!

when you know how to say all the celtic names


ans say out of nowhere "deu-te-roi pha-lan-gi-tai" an pantodapoi.

when you try to use the thing that hold the curtain as a spear

and try to use anything as a sword xD

[Apgad]

You think your son is sharp/charismatic/vigorous and wonder which garrison commander you will marry your daughter off to.

[SwissBarbar]

if you don't leave the house with less than 2 people to cover the flanks..

if you never "attack" your girlfriend from the rear, because you don't want to make her rout across the red line you draw around your bed...

[MerlinusCDXX]

If whenever you see a scrawny dude at the pub, you wonder if you have the gear, money, and a spare horse to recruit him into a unit of Prodromoi.

When you begin walking, you exclaim "Taxeis".

While hiking/ walkin' around in the woods/ park your kid plays at, you scout out all the good ambush spots.

[Jolt]

You know you play too much EB when you revive threads which had been previously locked.

[Cadwalader]

I am guilty of the signa ferte part.
Also, you play too much (if that is possible) EB when you actually remember the names of units and settlements!

At least if that language has nothing in common with yours.. I don't find it very hard to remember the Sweboz' unit names.

[Zradha Pahlavan]

When, as you start a fight, you scream "Rabo!"

When you want to charge through the streets while mounted on an armored Armenian horse and wielding a kontos.

[General Appo]

When you refuse to admit the fact that there is anything such as playing "too much" EB (guilty).