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    Someone should get a video up when the game releases showing the Failboat doing a suicide sail right into a fleet of enemy ships. No firing at the enemy, no attempt to do anything but meet demise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Greyblades View Post
    4. HMS Pantsless
    Um, HT, Pants means something else than what you may be thinking, here in the UK...
    No it doesn't. It means trousers/leggings/bottoms/pants/other phrases used.

    Or, pantsless referring to being drunk, under the assumption they remove their pants when so.
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    Mate, I meant in the UK pants means underwear not the US version which means Trousers.
    Last edited by Greyblades; 02-27-2009 at 21:26.
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    I don't know...

    Can we name our admirals to?

    If so then: Admiral SupaCrunk
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    Admiral McLovin

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    Ravished By The Sheer Implausibility Of That Last Statement

    Possibly just a long series of Hand of God

    I wonder about the names whether we get a default name based on number of units of that type raised/raised in that region?
    maybe those guys should be doing something more useful...

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    The Nuppin

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    HMS 'Ni!' Enemies will roll over and die at the sight of it, provided there's no ship named 'It' on their side.

    Obviously, my French fleet willl be stuffed with ships like 'Yourr Mother Was a Hamster' and 'Your Father Smelled of Elderberries' or 'I Fart in Your General Direction'. I do so much love being lame.

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    HMS The Bank of England

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    Quote Originally Posted by IlDuce View Post
    Got a few names lined up for ships. Props if you know where they're from.

    No More Mr Nice Guy
    Of Course I Still Love You
    Little Rascal
    So Much For Subtlety
    Size Isn't Everything
    Problem Child
    Attitude Adjuster
    Frank Exchange Of Views
    Quietly Confident
    Serious Callers Only
    I Blame My Mother*
    I Blame Your Mother*
    Big Sexy Beast
    Funny, It Worked Last Time
    It'll Be Over By Christmas
    You'll Thank Me Later
    All Through With This Niceness And Negotiation Stuff
    Resistance Is Character-Forming
    Don't Try This At Home
    Pure Big Mad Boat Man
    You'll Clean That Up Before You Leave

    *Always to the same type of ship, in the same fleet, next to eachother in the line.

    Not exactly the most traditional names but I want them to have a bit of personality. Plus I think in the real world the enemy would be a bit more scared of HMS Kiss my Ass than HMS Queen Elizabeth II.
    Some of these names are hilarious

    Your ships made me laugh so I'm only going to shoot down your masts and spare you from drowning.
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    Ships should be named after women and loved accordingly.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Greyblades View Post
    Mate, I meant in the UK pants means underwear not the US version which means Trousers.
    Same in the United Kingdom, at least in North-West England. We call them underpants/boxers/y-fronts.

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    HMS The Bank of England
    Problem with that ship, does it start off sinking, or just barely staying afloat?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TiberiusBeskar View Post
    Problem with that ship, does it start off sinking, or just barely staying afloat?
    Gotta love political jokes
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    Quote Originally Posted by Greyblades View Post
    Gotta love political jokes
    The Org: Total War discussion and biting satire .

    Anyone thinking of giving their ships normal names? (I'm not).
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    I'm going to christen it: .I.. >< ..I.
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    H.M.S Titanic?
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    H.M.S. Crushanator normal enough?

    I will prob give normal names anyway, i wouldnt beable to stand looking at silly names for a long period of time, as i think it spoils the atmosphere, my flag ship will probably be H.M.S. Subjugation or Liberation.

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    Apollo 13
    Beckenbauer
    Black Flood
    Bismarck
    Bounty
    Churchill
    Enterprise !
    Hurricane
    Panther
    Spitfire
    Taifun
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monk View Post
    I'll definately have an H.M.S Beane, H.M.S Martok and H.M.S Nelson.

    What 'bout me?????!!!

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    My ships will be boring, except for the terror of the seas. Strike for the South.
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    When I make a ship to sail against England I'm calling it demo :P

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    HMS BSOD
    HMS 404
    HMS CTD
    HMS OHGODIFORGOTTOTURNONAUTOSAVE
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    Quote Originally Posted by TiberiusBeskar View Post
    Problem with that ship, does it start off sinking, or just barely staying afloat?
    How dare you! It has been nothing but tightly regulated! Its Great Captain had kept a watchful eye upon the books, no matter that it was covered with an eye patch on account of him being half blind...

    HMS Accountabilty Is NOT In The Contract, will be a first rater, having the ability to fend off all comers.

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    What about Banksian names such as "Resistance Is Character-Forming" or "Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall"?
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    how about HMS With Extreme Prejudice.

    Being Vain however quite a few will be named after his royal highness Batemonkey
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    H.M.S. THISISFORMTW2MILAN

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    HMS All The Guys Inside Know How To Swim
    HMS You Can't Beat Me, I Run Faster
    HMS Floating Is A Miracle, Don't Hit It
    HMS We'd Rather Float On Beer, This Makes Sinking Fun
    HMS What Are You Sinking About? (this only for German faction)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Beane View Post
    The Org: Total War discussion and biting satire .

    Anyone thinking of giving their ships normal names? (I'm not).
    Yes, atleast in my Ottoman campaign...



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    What about Banksian names such as "Resistance Is Character-Forming" or "Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall"?
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    If we can have official (unoffical) privateers, one has to be called The Crimson Permanent Assurance

    Edit: Ohh oooh: Dzunda, Velpin, Isaut & Luseferous VII
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    maybe those guys should be doing something more useful...

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