I brought it, you don't want to know what else is in the bottle besides sherry though...
*mutterings about revolution*
Rest in Peace TosaInu, the Org will be your legacy
Originally Posted by Leon Blum - For All Mankind
So anyone read any Marx lately?
When it occurs to a man that nature does not regard him as important and that she feels she would not maim the universe by disposing of him, he at first wishes to throw bricks at the temple, and he hates deeply the fact that there are no bricks and no temples
-Stephen Crane
Ahhh... the life of the peasants...
Scene: The Mud Village
A cart passes through the muddy road through a village. A baby cries. People wrestle in the mud. A woman beats a cat. The cart-master chants wearily as they trudge along:
Villager number one:"Bring out your dead!
Bring out your dead!
Bring out your dead!"
etc. while beating occasionally on a large triangle with a wooden spoon.
(clop clop clop clop clop clop)
A man rides by on a white horse
Villager number two: "Oo's that then?
Villager number one: "I don't know. Must be a Good Man"
Villager number two: "Why?"
Villager number one: "E 'asn't got all over him."
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Snob = French...
I'll make you suffer, you of lowly extraction !!
Philippe 1er de Francein King of the Franks
Thank ye oh mighty lords for gifting me with a dirty hovel and a starving sheep
*Trudges back to the hovel feeling thoroughly dejected*
Help! I'm being repressed!
Andres is our Lord and Master and could strike us down with thunderbolts or beer cans at any time. ~Askthepizzaguy
Ja mata, TosaInu
All men are equal, but some are more equal than others.
1 vote good! 2 votes bad!
Enough of this Commie propaganda. I shall have no more of it. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids!
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
We found a normal man! May we burn him?
BLARGH!
Walks around in his red velvet smoking jacket.
My kingdom for a .
Would this international Communist Conspiracy have anything to do with... the Chinese???
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
*gets hit over the head*
"Waaaaauuuughh!"
Getting hit over the head instructor:
"He's good!"
I have a request. It's a small request... but I've always wanted to ask a French person this.
Could you... err.... taunt me?
I always wanted to be taunted by a French person.
By the way, Moderators, you need to do something about all these SPAM posts:
These peoples who are SPAMming Reenk Roink's game with frivolous (and hilarious) Monty Python references must be junior members. Perhaps they need to be hit over the head with the Terms of Service?
*hits the moderators over the head with the TOS*
"Waaauuuggghh!!!"
Getting hit over the head instructor:
"They're good!"
(Andres, TinCow, and GH hit Askthepizzaguy over the head with Terms of Service)
Askthepizzaguy:
"Waaauggghhh!!!"
Last edited by Askthepizzaguy; 03-08-2009 at 19:28. Reason: lol
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#Montytoostronger
Might be on in a bit more limited fashion. One computer's internet explorer was malwared to death.
Will be on every day, but can't use the second computer at night as it would wake the wife.
As to the current state of the thread, what should I do if an attacker comes at me with a mango?
"The only way that has ever been discovered to have a lot of people cooperate together voluntarily is through the free market. And that's why it's so essential to preserving individual freedom.” -- Milton Friedman
"The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule." -- H. L. Mencken
Personally, I would drop a 10 ton iron weight on his head. Or fire a pistol at him, causing him to drop the fruit. Then I would eat the fruit, thus disarming him. And the Mango fiend is no more.
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#Montytoostronger
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
You guys can't play around in here, this is the game room!
No....this is the game room!
THIS.... IS..... SETTLEMENT!!!!!
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Last edited by Askthepizzaguy; 03-08-2009 at 21:00.
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Listen. mafia game hosts lying in invisible mode distributing game roles is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical role distributing system!
Edit: EQUALITY FOR THE PLEBS!
Last edited by shlin28; 03-08-2009 at 21:15.
Be quiet!
Listen, if I went around, saying I was a Pizzaguy, just because some moistened bink had lobbed a pizza cutter at me, they'd put me away!
Be quiet!
I mean, you can't expect to wield supreme hosting power just because some watery tart threw a pan at you!
SHUT UP! Bloody peasant...
Last edited by Askthepizzaguy; 03-08-2009 at 21:22.
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No lynchings without representation!
(Note to self: STOP SPAMMING)
Excuse me, normal man, but obviously my fellow good man's reference was to something with a bit more high culture. A certain Dr. Strangelove.
Of course I would never expect a commoner such as yourself to have seen it.
My kingdom for a .
I intercepted the conversational ball, and I ran with it towards my own endzone.
*gets hit in the head with a rubber chicken*
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#Montytoostronger
Okay, maybe it would be best to stop spaming. Just my opinion.
BLARGH!
Agreed.
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I knew I would be seen as a lowly serf after killing reenk so many times!
The first few PM's have been sent out. Not many, but they were the longest ones and the hardest to write (though also the most enjoyable).
I will get the rest of them out as quick as possible whenever I have time. Once again I apologize for the delay, things came up over the weekend and I already had a busy week planned this week.
Once the entire game starts, it should be smooth sailing though and we will stick to our 20-30 hour day and nights.
Now go join pevergreen's game please.
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