The fight for Inishmore [Concluded]

[A Very Super Market]

Well, yeah, thats what I meant. No PMs seem to have been sene out yet.

[El Diablo]

Sorry I misread your post

[Thermal]

Ha ha I was hanging out in the fires of hades... you know us diablo's!

Nah, just had loads on in real life.

Nothing serious or bad just busy.

Any reason for moving the 7's to either side of the name there Ares? Were they not getting on or just a move around for the sake of it?

seven 2 and seven 5 were having bitchy cat fights, not good. I separated them and watered them more, there growing well

[pevergreen]

Townies do not receive PMs, however, not all roles have been assigned. I am still waiting on the Godfathers choices. After that, I still have to assign the remaining roles, then I can begin.

[Thermal]

So we already have some very likely confirmed townies?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Not at all. It's a very obvious tactic to claim that you haven't got a role PM yet.

I know I certainly got mine. It's a long one, too.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

So we already have some very likely confirmed townies?

[pevergreen]

Even if you were all to confirm that you don't have PMs yet, I still have to send...8 out. So anyone could become mafia.

[Beefy187]

Ignore me.. So the townies don't get pms

[El Diablo]

Well that is a relief, I thought that was just not welcomed!

Let us know when we are good to go then pever!

[pevergreen]

You'll know when. The screams will tell you when.

Can you guess what the intro story to the game is Beefy?

[Beefy187]

You'll know when. The screams will tell you when.

Can you guess what the intro story to the game is Beefy?

Oh yea

Now the fun begins

[Askthepizzaguy]

I know I certainly got mine. It's a long one, too.

And here it is:

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Askthepizzaguy:

You are the Grandmaster of the Irish Republican Army. Your task is to recruit as many people to the cause of Ireland as possible.


Irish Republican Army

The Irish Republican Army (IRA) (Irish: Óglaigh na hÉireann[1]) was an Irish republican revolutionary military organisation descended from the Irish Volunteers, established 25 November 1913 and who in April 1916 staged the Easter Rising.[2] The Irish Volunteers were recognised in 1919 by Dáil Éireann (its elected assembly) as the legitimate army of the unilaterally declared Irish Republic, the Irish state proclaimed at Easter in 1916 and reaffirmed by the Dáil in January 1919. Thereafter, the IRA waged a guerrilla campaign against British rule in Ireland in the Irish War of Independence from 1919–1921.

The original IRA split in 1922. After the signing of the Anglo-Irish Treaty in 1921, members of the IRA who supported the Treaty formed the nucleus of the National Army founded by IRA leader Michael Collins. However, a high proportion of the IRA was opposed to the treaty. The anti-Treaty IRA fought a civil war with their former comrades in 1922–23, with the intention of creating a fully independent all Ireland republic. Having lost the civil war, this group remained in existence, with the intention of overthrowing both the Irish Free State and Northern Ireland and re-establishing the Irish Republic declared in 1919.

Should you fail in your task to save Ireland, they will either revolt and go to the peasants, or they will be conquered by England. Inishmore is in your hands.

Please select two people to be your loyal henchmen. You have 48 hours to respond. Remember, if you are killed in battle, Ireland is finished. Hence the title of the game: Inishmore, a combination of Ireland and Finish. Plus more, not sure why I put that in there. Probably for authenticity. I will remind you that you aren't allowed to post this PM in the thread, because if you do, it will be considered WIFOM and you will be lynched in the very first round, thus causing Ireland to be defeated before they can even destroy any English or rebels.

By the way, I've always been your biggest fan, and I think you're very witty and clever and deserving of all the fame, praise, and adulation you get. You're the original Blitzmaster, your jokes always tickle me pink, and then green, and then back to pink, and then green again. I love your mafia games, you're the best host evar, and everyone should really join the Capo de Tutti Capi III game by following the link in your signature line.

Give em heck, Master Pizzaguy. No one would ever suspect you're the Godfather anyway.

While I appreciate the sentiment, my friend pevergreen, I must decline your magnificent offer to make me the leader of all of Ireland. I am too much of a loyal townie who would never, ever betray the town* no matter what happens** and I'm a really trustworthy person who would never use such obvious WIFOM***


I am not now, nor have I ever been, a member of the Irish Republican Army. But I didn't say anything about England though. I'm probably the Godfather of that, or at least a henchman. Blatant Capo III ad, in my signature.

[pevergreen]

Damn pizza...now I have to find another Godfather.

[taka]

huh? was that just pizza refusing to be mafia?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Yeah... Of all the players here, I am the most likely to turn down a Godfather role.

[taka]

but.... doesnt that defeat the whole point of mafia? you're meant to play to the best your abilities as your given role, pro-town or not

[ULC]

*goes off to pout*

I have a handful of daisies to handout after learning this was up for signups but I missed it...*grumbles and goes to say something, but a torrent of daisy makes him gag, forcing him to the ground in agony of the sheer volume of flowers as he slowly suffocates to death*

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Sad that he is not ingame

[Beefy187]

but.... doesnt that defeat the whole point of mafia? you're meant to play to the best your abilities as your given role, pro-town or not

Hey taka.. I think ATPGs joking

[Askthepizzaguy]

No, Beefy, he's right. I am the Irish Godfather. This is just WIFOM, my friend. You sooo won't lynch me now.

[Beefy187]

No, Beefy, he's right. I am the Irish Godfather. This is just WIFOM, my friend. You sooo won't lynch me now.

Your Pm doesn't sound right so I'm 98 percent sure your not

[Reenk Roink]

Give em heck, Master Pizzaguy. No one would ever suspect you're the Godfather anyway.

This kills it Atpg

[Askthepizzaguy]

What didn't sound right? The part where the host of the game is a total pizzaguy fanboy? Or the part where he lavishes enormous, self-serving praise on me? Or the part where I just basically stole from wikipedia to fill in the blanks? Or how it's written in my sloppy, choppy paragraph format? Or perhaps the blatant ad for Capo... or the breaking of the fourth wall.... or how it talks about not posting it in the thread... or how it discusses WIFOM and being lynched on the first round... or how pevergreen refers to his constant name changing from pevergreen to peverpink to pevergreen to peverpink... or perhaps there was that part where he calls me Master Pizzaguy?

Sounded perfectly normal to me.

[taka]

actually, i didnt read all of the pm, just the first part and the very last, so i was like errrr.....



wifom?! i dont buy that kinda rubbish, Vote:pizza!

[Beefy187]

What didn't sound right? The part where the host of the game is a total pizzaguy fanboy? Or the part where he lavishes enormous, self-serving praise on me? Or the part where I just basically stole from wikipedia to fill in the blanks? Or how it's written in my sloppy, choppy paragraph format? Or perhaps the blatant ad for Capo... or the breaking of the fourth wall.... or how it talks about not posting it in the thread... or how it discusses WIFOM and being lynched on the first round... or how pevergreen refers to his constant name changing from pevergreen to peverpink to pevergreen to peverpink... or perhaps there was that part where he calls me Master Pizzaguy?

Sounded perfectly normal to me.

Except for the part that your pm didn't reflect the story of Inishmore which I suspect it would.
Otherwise its no fun

Oh and the part which said Pizza guy is great! Pizza guy rulez! kinda kills it. But hey we can lynch you anyway to make sure

[gaelic cowboy]

As the only Fior Gael I have to ask what is this mafia thingy and how does one signup and play more to the point Up the Republic

[A Very Super Market]

Uh.. you sign up when people make threads that say "Sign-ups" in their name...


And..... I almost believed that PM. I guess I'm just easily tricked. Or not...

[pevergreen]

I can still accept sign ups...the grunts havent been chosen, and the random selection of godfather would not have been influenced by having extra people sign up.

So, these new players could still be mafia. Just waiting on choices.

[pevergreen]

The mafia have been chosen, pro town roles are being randomised now.

[A Very Super Market]

Never mind.