Victory, Pevergreen, & Gloating: How the Three Topics Relate

**Megas Methuselah** · 03-28-2009, 07:16

Today I have beaten pevergreen yet again in MP. It was very fun; a Canadian and an Australian duking it out online; a small battle worth remembering. The Irish will forevermore be drinking to its memory!

As you can see, pevergreen chose Prussia and I chose the Powhatan Confederacy.

The Lancers among my army of Powhatan braves. I and my warriors looked forward to an easy victory against pevergreen (as usual).

It was a mere matter of sending a single unit forward to suck up the first Prussian volley, then sending the rest of the hard-hitting warriors crashing into the Prussian line, supported by various flanking maneouvers. Pevergreen, in his cowardly ways, stashed some mortars in an obscure corner of the map.

This made life somewhat difficult, but after breaking his lines, I quickly went over to easily eliminate this threat and emerge as victor.

I hope this will convince many of my fellow Orgahs to go online and face me. I am invincible. Supreme. Victorious.

**Relic** · 03-28-2009, 10:49

Hehe, poor pevergreen.

**pevergreen** · 03-28-2009, 10:50

And if I stopped having over 3/4 of my army as mortars, I might actually have some men.

It was a cunning trap, a few units of mortars (4 inch >_>) in the trees, using their terrible accuracy to kill 1 american per volley. In hiding were ghoorkasasaswowtheyreallysuckfor990gold and 4 units of light infantry (for lulz)

The complete other side of the map was 4 units of line infantry and a general.

I dont make proper armies.

**Vlad Tzepes** · 03-28-2009, 11:30

Oh, that was fun to read... Pauvre, pauvre Pevergreen

(don't split your forces anymore, it's not a good idea!)

(note to self - should definitely try MP.)

**IlDuce** · 03-28-2009, 13:37

Oh the colonials are fighting eachother, silly commonwealth types.

Haven't really had a chance to play multi yet. Only really like playing with people I know. My friend who I normally play with is waiting until the MP campaign is added before committing to a purchase.

What's it like compared to Rome and Medieval II? Any cool extra options I don't know about.

**Maleficus** · 03-28-2009, 21:40

Originally Posted by pevergreen

I dont make proper armies.

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Right?

**gollum** · 03-29-2009, 13:14

pevergreen arent you Dutch?

EDIT
Apparently you are not, i see - hoorah for the land of down under!

**Thermal** · 03-29-2009, 20:50

I'm willing to be your next victim Methuselath, I have an 80% success rate for land battles!

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**gollum** · 03-29-2009, 22:13

80% success rate of winning or losing 777Ares777?

EDIT
I see, for winning- well good luck keeping it up then.

**pevergreen** · 03-29-2009, 22:59

I am meeting a dutch member of the org in the next day or two. When he gets here that is.

I can't really say that "i'd totally pwn you in RTW omgz" because I'd probably make an all wardog army every time.

**Thermal** · 03-29-2009, 23:01

Originally Posted by gollum

80% success rate of winning or losing 777Ares777?

EDIT
I see, for winning- well good luck keeping it up then.

by 80% I've only had 5 and I've won 4 of them, in which my armies consisted of a ton of mortars and indian swordsmen

**gollum** · 03-29-2009, 23:08

originally posted by pevergreen
I am meeting a dutch member of the org in the next day or two. When he gets here that is.

Sorry pevergreen it was just me (or the Australian accent

)

Originally posted by pevergreen
I can't really say that "i'd totally pwn you in RTW omgz" because I'd probably make an all wardog army every time.

Cant you pick berserkers at least?

Originally posted by 777Ares777
by 80% I've only had 5 and I've won 4 of them, in which my armies consisted of a ton of mortars and indian swordsmen

I see, a fragile reign in sum...

**Thermal** · 03-30-2009, 00:33

Originally Posted by gollum

I see, a fragile reign in sum...

You may mock but at least I have no dignity!

**gollum** · 03-30-2009, 00:36

no dignity? You mean?

EDIT
Got it - sorry i am getting out of hybernation and still slow

**Megas Methuselah** · 03-30-2009, 08:22

I tend to play games without mortars (as a rule, no mortars/rockets). Those things completely ruin mp unless you go prepared for a complete mortar duel.

**gollum** · 03-30-2009, 10:25

Originally posted by Megas Methuselah
I tend to play games without mortars (as a rule, no mortars/rockets). Those things completely ruin mp unless you go prepared for a complete mortar duel.

Then take sometime off your battles (and of bragging about them

) to visit the MP wishlist thread and make your views known to fellow mpers and to CA members that might be monitoring the forum. Alterations/fixes/balance issues may be sorted faster since CA is using steam to deliver patches.