where did you go my love...

[a completely inoffensive name]

How am I to survive when I can not find my morning dose of 14 grams of sugar in stores?



I am thinking about putting this epic failure on the part of my local stores on fmylife.com.

-ACIN

[Megas Methuselah]

Haha, WOW.

[Csargo]

You just need to grow a lucky charm tree. Not hard.

[Megas Methuselah]

Teh seeds are at the end of the rainbow.

With the gold.

[johnhughthom]

I love how those nutrition boxes on the side of cereal packets are based on such tiny portions, who are they trying to kid? I would have a bowl at least twice the size they try to claim a normal serving is, do they think we eat cereal from an egg cup or something?

[Cute Wolf]

A real breakfast involving not only food for me.... That involve running while still eat something because I was too late for a lecture...

[Csargo]

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Note:All colorful, sugary cereals should be eaten with Mount. Dew or an equally sugary soda. It gives you that extra boost you need in the mornings.

[Hooahguy]

what do they taste like? theyre not kosher, so ive never had them, but they look good.

[Hosakawa Tito]

One door closes and another opens. Two of my favorite food groups...

[Rhyfelwyr]

Reminds me of that Pokemon cereal we had here. IIRC it ended up on Panorama or some such show because the "pokemon shapes" didn't resemble the actual pokemon at all.

Still tasted nice though.

[miotas]

what do they taste like? theyre not kosher, so ive never had them, but they look good.

They're not kosher?

All sugary cereals are just lollies are lollies kosher? They would probably taste somewhat like a chocolate wafer.

[Pannonian]

Wheat flakes and dried fruit for me.

[Hooahguy]

They're not kosher?

All sugary cereals are just lollies are lollies kosher? They would probably taste somewhat like a chocolate wafer.

no, Lucky charms arent kosher. it has to do with the coloring in it.

[Strike For The South]

Cereal? Real men eat cake and whiskey for breakfeast.

[Hooahguy]

Cereal? Real men eat cake and whiskey for breakfeast.

bah! real men eat all that PLUS cold pizza from last night!

[||Lz3||]

I never liked the flavor of those 'marshmallows'.

[johnhughthom]

bah! real men eat all that PLUS cold pizza from last night!

You know, I prefer "cold, next morning pizza" to "hot, that night pizza".

[tibilicus]

Reminds me of that Pokemon cereal we had here. IIRC it ended up on Panorama or some such show because the "pokemon shapes" didn't resemble the actual pokemon at all.

Still tasted nice though.

How did I miss this cereal?!

In fact I think I remember it vaguely. The cereal basically tasted of sugar right?

[Hooahguy]

You know, I prefer "cold, next morning pizza" to "hot, that night pizza".

i do too, but theres something magical about eating cold pizza in the morning....

[Aemilius Paulus]

Wheaties or Kellog's Frosted Flakes for me. I am a solid cold, milk-adulterated cereal man. I eat cereal every morning, regardless of circumstances. A creature of habit if you will.

[LittleGrizzly]

Lucky Charms, that beautiful cereal i have fond memories of from my childhood before they practically vanished from britian...

Now they have taken the most tasty cereal ever and created a choclate version!

I swear i could probably eat it for days and still want more...

[A Very Super Market]

Wow, you guys are weird. I like tasteless corn flakes. The other cereal brands have too little in each package, (Corn Pops) taste absolutely horrible (Any of the chocolate ones) colour my milk into a disgusting colour (Chocolate ones, and other flavoured ones) or too sugary (Frosted Flakes)

[miotas]

Weet-bix for me, it's the perfect breakfast to start the day. Those sugary cerals leave you feeling hungry again after about an hour.

[Reverend Joe]

I eat scrambled eggs with cheese and a side of fried toast for breakfast. WAY better than cereal.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Admittedly, rather unhealthy, what with all the fat.

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

Ye Gods men! That stuff is 50% sugar!

That's actually quite scary, it should probably be illegal.

I eat Shredded Wheat, by the way.

[Megas Methuselah]

Fried baloney.

[Centurio Nixalsverdrus]

Lucky Charms eh? Look my girlfriend just bought them and fell into diabetic coma after eating it in the garden.