Kung Fu Mafia III [Concluded]

[Askthepizzaguy]

Hey it's been a while since I was an early lynch. And I wasn't mafia/ninja this time so it's not a huge loss. I'll live, so to speak.

[Sprig]

I note I am still the lead vote-getter. Au revoir.

Pre-emptively: I told you so.

Sorry - I wasn't listening, told me what?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Sorry - I wasn't listening, told me what?

Why, that I didn't kill Crazed Rabbit of course. Everyone knows that I'm only after scottishranger. Ooooh I hate that guy... must exact revenge on him for.... uh... something. I'll get back to you on that.

[Csargo]

Hey it's been a while since I was an early lynch. And I wasn't mafia/ninja this time so it's not a huge loss. I'll live, so to speak.

I was soooooooooooooooo much more of a threat than you because I was lynched first. Now don't I feel special.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Forced if I want to keep playing.

unvote, vote: Renata

Sorry.

[Sigurd]

Tally:

Askthepizzaguy: 4 (AVSM, GH, shlin28, TinCow)
Renata: 4 (ATPG, DiY, Double A, pever)

sithlord447: 2 (CDF, Khazaar)
Double A: 2 (Renata, Sprig)
Tincow: 1 (Beskar)
Reenk Roink: 1 (Andres)
Sprig: 1 (sithlord)
GH: 1 (Sigurd)

Abstains: 4 (Chaotix, CA, RR, split)
Not Voting: 6 (atheotes, Beefy, johnhugh, scottish, Tratorix, Yaseikhaan)

[pevergreen]

Oh in that case.

Unvote: Renata, Vote: ATPG

[Sigurd]

Why, that I didn't kill Crazed Rabbit of course. Everyone knows that I'm only after scottishranger. Ooooh I hate that guy... must exact revenge on him for.... uh... something. I'll get back to you on that.

Well... Do we have any roles other than the three ninja? I don't think so... It could be pever just got a 2 pointer.

[pevergreen]

Well... Do we have any roles other than the three ninja? I don't think so... It could be pever just got a 2 pointer.

2 pointer?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Edit: Nevermind.

Ragequits never help.

[Death is yonder]

Hmm, thinking about it, ATPG strikes me as a worthy target.

Killing me could well be vengeance for the pirate game. Now, there's no kill write-ups, and we all know how ATPG writes thousands of words per mafia game.

But what better excuse for him that he's not the mafia? And who was the first to point it out? Why, none other than ATPG.

CR

Personally the current bandwagon on ATPG just strikes me as utter rubbish.

ATPG is too much of an addict to writing long write ups to forgo the opportunity. This isn't a case of finding a cigarette butt at the murder scene and ruling out the non smoker suspects, this is basically telling us, that ATPG is willing to reduce the enjoyment in the game (from long write ups), disappoint the host (with no write ups), all just to further his position as a mafia, that's a rather low blow

Unvote; Renata
Vote: Tincow

I voted Renata for voting me, it appears your a much better option. Surely you have more reason to lynch ATPG, other than deliberately joining the bandwagon.

There is always, as I say, a difference between WIFOM and common sense.

The logic in the argument against ATPG is entirely flawed, IMO.

FoS: All the ATPG bandwagoners basing it on the "WIFOM"

[Sigurd]

2 pointer?

I was just saying you could have received a 2 point upgrade to your duel score for voting ATPG. Obviously he claims to have a role. The question is: Are there any other roles than the ninja? I think not.

[Andres]

BANDWAGON! ALL ABOARD THE PARTY TRAIN! WOO!

Vote: ATPG

Scummy.

Unvote; Vote : TinCow

[pevergreen]

That makes Andres third on the wagon. Plus he's 1cm taller than me.

Unvote: ATPG, Vote: Andres

[Double A]

I was just saying you could have received a 2 point upgrade to your duel score for voting ATPG. Obviously he claims to have a role. The question is: Are there any other roles than the ninja? I think not.

Doesn't mean they're not. Do you have access to Sasaki's inbox? Cause I don't. If you did we could win in three days if you just speak up!

[Askthepizzaguy]

unvote, vote: TinCow

To save my buttocks???

[Sigurd]

Doesn't mean they're not. Do you have access to Sasaki's inbox? Cause I don't. If you did we could win in three days if you just speak up!

I don't have access to Sasaki's inbox. I could find out who sends him PMs, but all Moderators can do this and won't as it breaks the sportsmanship rule.

Usually game hosts will inform us if there are any hidden or secret roles in their games. Sasaki has not. The only roles mentioned are the three ninja hence my assertion that no-one else got role PMs from Sasaki.

[TinCow]

BANDWAGON! ALL ABOARD THE PARTY TRAIN! WOO!

Unvote; Vote: TinCow

[Andres]

BANDWAGON! ALL ABOARD THE PARTY TRAIN! WOO!

Unvote; Vote: TinCow

This should guarantee a funny lynch write-up

[Askthepizzaguy]

Well, this is odd.

Abstains: 4 (Chaotix, CA, RR, split)

In the rules, you get extra points which go on your duel score merely for voting a ninja... they don't even have to die from the lynch for it to work. This increases your ability to survive against the ninja themselves. Why, in this game, would a townie abstain? At least vote a random person with zero votes and attempt to increase your abilities, yes? No?

Am I missing something which explains why abstaining is a good strategy?


Also those not voting who have been online today and yesterday... your duel score drops from doing that. Reminder.

[Renata]

ATPG is right. Read the rules, guys, if you haven't. If you're Town, you get points for each vote on a Ninja (day-end votes only, I presume? otherwise we could just vote everyone one right after the other). Points give you a better chance to survive night attacks. Survived night attacks give us confirmed Town (i.e. Scottishranger, right? Am I missing anything?) Confirmed Town is how we win.

[Beskar]

ATPG is right. Read the rules, guys, if you haven't. If you're Town, you get points for each vote on a Ninja (day-end votes only, I presume? otherwise we could just vote everyone one right after the other). Points give you a better chance to survive night attacks. Survived night attacks give us confirmed Town (i.e. Scottishranger, right? Am I missing anything?) Confirmed Town is how we win.

Then the Mafia would obviously exploit this by feigning kills on each other or by making sure they get killed.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Then the Mafia would obviously exploit this by feigning kills on each other or by making sure they get killed.

feigning kills on each other = fewer dead townies.

attacking only the people with higher duel scores = statistically fewer dead townies.

predictable mafia kills = also good for the town.

[seireikhaan]

Vote: TinCow

Hey, I'm just followin' the bandwagon.

[Renata]

Then the Mafia would obviously exploit this by feigning kills on each other or by making sure they get killed.

Beskar, please clarify your "they" in this sentence. Who are you referring to?

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Computer crashed as I was doing the write-up. Based on sigurds tally:

Tally:

Tincow: 6 (Beskar,DiY,Andres,pevegreen,ATPG, TinCow, khaan)
Askthepizzaguy: 3 (AVSM, GH, shlin28, )

sithlord447: 2 (CDF, Khazaar)
Double A: 2 (Renata, Sprig)
Sprig: 1 (sithlord)
GH: 1 (Sigurd)
Renata: 1 (Double A)

Abstains: 4 (Chaotix, CA, RR, split)
Not Voting: 5 (atheotes, Beefy, johnhugh, scottish, Tratorix)

TinCow received the most votes, and approached the master, who painted the symbol on his forehead.

"In a real ninja attack, you would not get off so easy. Go and meditate on the difference until dawn"

Back in his room, TinCow spent a few seconds pondering what he would do if ninja's really were attacking, and then headed for his rice wine stash. It was no Bordeaux Châteauneuf-du-Pape Gigondas Vaqueras, he thought, but it'll do.


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Scottishranger went out for a stroll to relieve his bladder when suddenly a masked man in black garb jumped in front of him. Scottishranger immediately adopted a defensive posture "Fight me, for I will not surrender without one!" The dark figure drew a multitude of weapons. Schottishranger scowled:"Are you too afraid to face me without weapons you coward?"
The dark one sneered:" I won´t fight you at all, you fool!"

Scottishranger noticed a light breeze from behind. He turned around to see a giant hammer that took in all of his vision before he was knocked out cold.

A few hours later scottishranger came to immediately feeing a searing pain like his head was going to explode, a large red sign was imprinted on his forehead.

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Or at least, that's how it was supposed to happen. But in actuality, scottishranger once more fended off his attacker.

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Sithlord was waiting for his friend, constantly waiting. He was aspiring to use this precious free-time together with his friend. He checks the sundial and looks up at the heavens.

Sithlord travels to the sacred gardens, a place of beauty, out of the sight of others. He sees his friend sprawled on the floor with a large red sign imprinted on his forehead. He stands behind him, trying to assess the situation and surveying the area around him. Sithlord never heard the rustling of the sakura tree as he loses consciousness.

Sithlord returned to reality with warm sensation running down his body, and a soft breeze against his bare skin. He opened his eyes to see the back of his friends head laying underneath him, discovering his body was against his in an awkward angle. He stepped up and six large ribbons of his robe lay on the floor around him, partially dyed scarlet from the manner they have been removed from his body.

He was left exposed and vulnerable. The marks on his back may heal with time, but the marks on his dignity will stay with him forever.

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Or at least that's how it was supposed to happen. But in actuality, sithlord managed to defeat his attacker.

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Day 3. Day will end Thursday 11:00 AM EDT.

Still playing(24):
GeneralHankerchief
A Very Super Market
Tratorix
CountArach
pevergreen
Yaseikhaan
Beefy
Death is Yonder
Andres
CDF
johnhughthom
Sigurd
shlin
atheotes
Beskar
Khazaar
Sithlord
Sprig
Reenk
scottishranger
Askthepizzaguy
Chaotix
Double A
split
Renata

Voted as guilty:
Csargo
TinCow

Ninja'd:
Crazed Rabbit

[Renata]

Buncha weeny Ninjas around here.

[johnhughthom]

Vote:Renata

[Sigurd]

Challenge: Andres

[Sprig]

Challenge: Double A
Vote: Johnhugthom