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  1. 02-10-2010, 21:48 #1
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    Default Wisdom comes in short lines...

    Women need 4 animals in their life.

    1. A Tiger in bed.

    2. A Jaguar in the garage.

    3. A Mink in the closet.

    4. A Monkey to pay for it all....
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    Default Re: Wisdom comes in short lines...

    haahaa just got it very funny you think of it?
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    Default Re: Wisdom comes in short lines...

    Did you know woman spelled backwards is kitchen?
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    Dare I make a joke about zoophilia?
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    Default Re: Wisdom comes in short lines...

    Soooo...
    they want to be eaten in their sleep? Mauled in the garage? Bitten in the closet?
    The monkey gets the hospital bills? Ouch. I hope he has insurance on the woman.
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    Default Re: Wisdom comes in short lines...

    Quote Originally Posted by Centurion1 View Post
    haahaa just got it very funny you think of it?
    Nah, like pretty much any joke nowadays, this is an old one. Internet be damned, everything nowadays is cliché...

    Google 'Women need 4 animals in their life'
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    Default Re: Wisdom comes in short lines...

    Yeah, same day as the OP I got a slideshow of the same joke but with a "stallion in bed" and "an ass to pay for it all".
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    Default Re: Wisdom comes in short lines...

    I don't get it. Why so may cats?
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