Roll to Dodge- Gameroom Edition [Concluded]

[Khazaar]

I´ll throw Joorays dibs Machete to him, blade first! After all it´s his...

[landlubber]

Pull a pin on a grenade outside the box which causes Joooray to come over immediately, saying he called dibs on, and pockets it.

(6): He pockets it, and it explodes for -30HP.

I use my manly-vision to blast the guard into the water.

(2): You stare intently at him, but nothing happens. He decides to fire at you again.
ROLL TO DODGE! (4): The guard misses.

I locate the nearest weapons crate and take out everything I can carry, including a pin for my newly acquired grenade.

(1): You find a crate full of bombs counting down from five... four...
ROLL TO DODGE! (1): You can't get out of the way, and your arm is blown off, knocking away 75 HP, and leaving you bleeding (-10 HP per turn) until healed.

I attempt to ride the dinosaur.

(1): You hop on the dinosaur's back, and it bucks you off for -50 HP.

Right, an action:

I use my incredible mafia argument skills to direct Joooray and Chaotix into attacking each other instead of me. They find me very not suspicious now, and find each other incredibly scummy, and wish to kill each other.

(6): You succeed! All of Joooray and Choatix's action will now automatically be vetoed unless they involve attacking one another. They can't stop until one of them is dead.

I´ll throw Joorays dibs Machete to him, blade first! After all it´s his...

(6): Joooray gets another -25 HP, leaving him with only 20 HP left.

[Beskar]

I mediate and learn the powers of the force, becoming a Jedi.

[Winston Hughes]

I attempt to hypnotise the dinosaur, such that it will do my bidding from now on.

[Joooray]

Alright, that's it for me I guess, you people are mean.

Anyway, I turn into a vampire and suck the life out of Chaotix which will also heal me at the same time, while taking the batteries he has in his pocket.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I attempt to hypnotise the dinosaur, such that it will do my bidding from now on.

I give Winston Hughes my packed lunch out of sheer gratitude for this display of awesome.

[Winston Hughes]

I give Winston Hughes my packed lunch out of sheer gratitude for this display of awesome.

Thanks.

Believe it or not, I actually won Roll to Dodge 4.

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Engraged with Alan for his lacklustre service, I convert my engine to run on anger and other such negative emotions.

I look around to find a copy of every red-blooded Monster Truck's favourite x-rated comic book - The Erotic Adventures of Suzi BigWheels. Even a momentary glimpse of the carnal depravity depicted on its cover will be enough to get my motor running.

I use the giant leeches to create a living suit of armour for myself, which can not only protect me against attack, but also allows me to leech other people's health if they dare come close to me.

[Askthepizzaguy]

And that is probably why you win. Who wants to kill the guy making everyone laugh?

That's why gratuitous jokes in mafia games is scummy. Right Kagemusha?

[Winston Hughes]

And that is probably why you win. Who wants to kill the guy making everyone laugh?

Actually, I won because everyone got nuked, and I was lucky with the dice roll. Plenty of people tried to kill me, as I recall.

[Chaotix]

I rub garlic all over myself and then tackle vampire-Jooray.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I rub garlic all over myself and then tackle vampire-Jooray.

Should I grab my camera?

[landlubber]

I mediate and learn the powers of the force, becoming a Jedi.

(4): You enter the loyal council of the Jedi. You can now use Force Lightning to attack other players.

I attempt to hypnotise the dinosaur, such that it will do my bidding from now on.

(3): The dinosaur is momentarily transfixed, but only for one roll. Any roll involving the dinosaur will get +1 next turn.

Anyway, I turn into a vampire and suck the life out of Chaotix which will also heal me at the same time, while taking the batteries he has in his pocket.

(5): You stop bleeding and steal 20 HP from him.

I give Winston Hughes my packed lunch out of sheer gratitude for this display of awesome.

(5): Winston now has the lunch.

I rub garlic all over myself and then tackle vampire-Jooray.

(3): You steal 10 of your missing HP back.

[Winston Hughes]

I feed ATPG's packed lunch to the dinosaur, thus winning its everlasting trust and friendship.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I do not fear the dark side as you do, Beskar. I will bring peace, security, and justice to my new Empire.

I train under Palpatine and learn the ways of the Sith.

[Beskar]

I use Force Lightning on AskthePizzaGuy.

Sorry dear Pizza, did I forget to tell you I implemented the Rule of One?

[Chaotix]

I summon Jar Jar Binks from the depths of the sea to counteract the Force.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I use Force Lightning on AskthePizzaGuy.

Sorry dear Pizza, did I forget to tell you I implemented the Rule of One?

I think you should automatically get a penalty to your roll. You said to train as a "Jedi".... the Rule of One doesn't mean anything if you're a Jedi.

[Khazaar]

I hide under a small cardboard box and become invisible...

[Joooray]

I shoot laser from my pointy teeth at Chaotix and finally pick up those batteries.

[Beskar]

I think you should automatically get a penalty to your roll. You said to train as a "Jedi".... the Rule of One doesn't mean anything if you're a Jedi.

This is a new rule, the rule of only person with Force Powers in the game.

[landlubber]

Update coming tomorrow. In the meantime, would anyone be able to take over ATPG's character? Someone that's not already playing?

[Lord of Lent]

I would like to take over ATPG's character.

[landlubber]

I feed ATPG's packed lunch to the dinosaur, thus winning its everlasting trust and friendship.

(3+1=4): The dinosaur is now yours to control.

I do not fear the dark side as you do, Beskar. I will bring peace, security, and justice to my new Empire.
I train under Palpatine and learn the ways of the Sith.

(1): Palpatine smites you for -25 HP.

I use Force Lightning on AskthePizzaGuy.
Sorry dear Pizza, did I forget to tell you I implemented the Rule of One?

(4): Lord of Lent is hit for another -25HP.

I summon Jar Jar Binks from the depths of the sea to counteract the Force.

(6): "Mesa here!" Jar-Jar Binks is now your ally! He then tries to hurt Joooray.
ROLL TO DODGE FOR JOOORAY! (1): Joooray is down to 5 HP.

I hide under a small cardboard box and become invisible...

(2): The guard drags you out from under the box. Oh, and he shoots at you.
ROLL TO DODGE! (5): You run away from his shot.

I shoot laser from my pointy teeth at Chaotix and finally pick up those batteries.

(1): Jar-Jar blocks your teeth-laser. The absorption of the laser gives Jar-Jar +1 to attacking.

[landlubber]

I feed ATPG's packed lunch to the dinosaur, thus winning its everlasting trust and friendship.

(3+1=4): The dinosaur is now yours to control.

I do not fear the dark side as you do, Beskar. I will bring peace, security, and justice to my new Empire.
I train under Palpatine and learn the ways of the Sith.

(1): Palpatine smites you for -25 HP.

I use Force Lightning on AskthePizzaGuy.
Sorry dear Pizza, did I forget to tell you I implemented the Rule of One?

(4): Lord of Lent is hit for another -25HP.

I summon Jar Jar Binks from the depths of the sea to counteract the Force.

(6): "Mesa here!" Jar-Jar Binks is now your ally! He then tries to hurt Joooray.
ROLL TO DODGE FOR JOOORAY! (1): Joooray is down to 5 HP.

I hide under a small cardboard box and become invisible...

(2): The guard drags you out from under the box. Oh, and he shoots at you.
ROLL TO DODGE! (5): You run away from his shot.

I shoot laser from my pointy teeth at Chaotix and finally pick up those batteries.

(1): Jar-Jar blocks your teeth-laser. The absorption of the laser gives Jar-Jar +1 to attacking.

[landlubber]

I feed ATPG's packed lunch to the dinosaur, thus winning its everlasting trust and friendship.

(3+1=4): The dinosaur is now yours to control.

I do not fear the dark side as you do, Beskar. I will bring peace, security, and justice to my new Empire.
I train under Palpatine and learn the ways of the Sith.

(1): Palpatine smites you for -25 HP.

I use Force Lightning on AskthePizzaGuy.
Sorry dear Pizza, did I forget to tell you I implemented the Rule of One?

(4): Lord of Lent is hit for another -25HP.

I summon Jar Jar Binks from the depths of the sea to counteract the Force.

(6): "Mesa here!" Jar-Jar Binks is now your ally! He then tries to hurt Joooray.
ROLL TO DODGE FOR JOOORAY! (1): Joooray is down to 5 HP.

I hide under a small cardboard box and become invisible...

(2): The guard drags you out from under the box. Oh, and he shoots at you.
ROLL TO DODGE! (5): You run away from his shot.

I shoot laser from my pointy teeth at Chaotix and finally pick up those batteries.

(1): Jar-Jar blocks your teeth-laser. The absorption of the laser gives Jar-Jar +1 to attacking.

[Chaotix]

Triple post, not bad.

I tell Jar Jar to attack Winston's dinosaur.

[Lord of Lent]

I use my argumentation skills so the guard thinks he's Jackie Chan and bribe him to join my side.

[Winston Hughes]

I send the dinosaur to stomp/claw/munch everybody except me.

[Khazaar]

I disarm the guard and take his assault rifle.

[Joooray]

Sorry for this being that late:
Anyway, I'll scream "Chaooooootix", fall to my knees and die.