I´ll throw Joorays dibs Machete to him, blade first! After all it´s his...
(6): He pockets it, and it explodes for -30HP.
(2): You stare intently at him, but nothing happens. He decides to fire at you again.
ROLL TO DODGE! (4): The guard misses.
(1): You find a crate full of bombs counting down from five... four...
ROLL TO DODGE! (1): You can't get out of the way, and your arm is blown off, knocking away 75 HP, and leaving you bleeding (-10 HP per turn) until healed.
(1): You hop on the dinosaur's back, and it bucks you off for -50 HP.
(6): You succeed! All of Joooray and Choatix's action will now automatically be vetoed unless they involve attacking one another. They can't stop until one of them is dead.
(6): Joooray gets another -25 HP, leaving him with only 20 HP left.
Last edited by landlubber; 09-18-2010 at 18:45.
I mediate and learn the powers of the force, becoming a Jedi.
Days since the Apocalypse began
"We are living in space-age times but there's too many of us thinking with stone-age minds" | How to spot a Humanist
"Men of Quality do not fear Equality." | "Belief doesn't change facts. Facts, if you are reasonable, should change your beliefs."
I attempt to hypnotise the dinosaur, such that it will do my bidding from now on.
Alright, that's it for me I guess, you people are mean.
Anyway, I turn into a vampire and suck the life out of Chaotix which will also heal me at the same time, while taking the batteries he has in his pocket.
Supreme Victory, The Shadow Fort
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Thanks.
Believe it or not, I actually won Roll to Dodge 4.
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Last edited by Winston Hughes; 09-18-2010 at 20:04.
And that is probably why you win. Who wants to kill the guy making everyone laugh?
That's why gratuitous jokes in mafia games is scummy. Right Kagemusha?
#Winstontoostrong
#Montytoostronger
I rub garlic all over myself and then tackle vampire-Jooray.
Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer: The Gameroom
(4): You enter the loyal council of the Jedi. You can now use Force Lightning to attack other players.
(3): The dinosaur is momentarily transfixed, but only for one roll. Any roll involving the dinosaur will get +1 next turn.
(5): You stop bleeding and steal 20 HP from him.
(5): Winston now has the lunch.
(3): You steal 10 of your missing HP back.
I feed ATPG's packed lunch to the dinosaur, thus winning its everlasting trust and friendship.
I do not fear the dark side as you do, Beskar. I will bring peace, security, and justice to my new Empire.
I train under Palpatine and learn the ways of the Sith.
#Winstontoostrong
#Montytoostronger
I use Force Lightning on AskthePizzaGuy.
Sorry dear Pizza, did I forget to tell you I implemented the Rule of One?
Days since the Apocalypse began
"We are living in space-age times but there's too many of us thinking with stone-age minds" | How to spot a Humanist
"Men of Quality do not fear Equality." | "Belief doesn't change facts. Facts, if you are reasonable, should change your beliefs."
I summon Jar Jar Binks from the depths of the sea to counteract the Force.
Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer: The Gameroom
I shoot laser from my pointy teeth at Chaotix and finally pick up those batteries.
Supreme Victory, The Shadow Fort
© Crazed Rabbit
Days since the Apocalypse began
"We are living in space-age times but there's too many of us thinking with stone-age minds" | How to spot a Humanist
"Men of Quality do not fear Equality." | "Belief doesn't change facts. Facts, if you are reasonable, should change your beliefs."
Update coming tomorrow. In the meantime, would anyone be able to take over ATPG's character? Someone that's not already playing?
I would like to take over ATPG's character.
Balloons are opium for the Orgah's
(3+1=4): The dinosaur is now yours to control.
(1): Palpatine smites you for -25 HP.
(4): Lord of Lent is hit for another -25HP.
(6): "Mesa here!" Jar-Jar Binks is now your ally! He then tries to hurt Joooray.
ROLL TO DODGE FOR JOOORAY! (1): Joooray is down to 5 HP.
(2): The guard drags you out from under the box. Oh, and he shoots at you.
ROLL TO DODGE! (5): You run away from his shot.
(1): Jar-Jar blocks your teeth-laser. The absorption of the laser gives Jar-Jar +1 to attacking.
(3+1=4): The dinosaur is now yours to control.
(1): Palpatine smites you for -25 HP.
(4): Lord of Lent is hit for another -25HP.
(6): "Mesa here!" Jar-Jar Binks is now your ally! He then tries to hurt Joooray.
ROLL TO DODGE FOR JOOORAY! (1): Joooray is down to 5 HP.
(2): The guard drags you out from under the box. Oh, and he shoots at you.
ROLL TO DODGE! (5): You run away from his shot.
(1): Jar-Jar blocks your teeth-laser. The absorption of the laser gives Jar-Jar +1 to attacking.
(3+1=4): The dinosaur is now yours to control.
(1): Palpatine smites you for -25 HP.
(4): Lord of Lent is hit for another -25HP.
(6): "Mesa here!" Jar-Jar Binks is now your ally! He then tries to hurt Joooray.
ROLL TO DODGE FOR JOOORAY! (1): Joooray is down to 5 HP.
(2): The guard drags you out from under the box. Oh, and he shoots at you.
ROLL TO DODGE! (5): You run away from his shot.
(1): Jar-Jar blocks your teeth-laser. The absorption of the laser gives Jar-Jar +1 to attacking.
Triple post, not bad.
I tell Jar Jar to attack Winston's dinosaur.
Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer: The Gameroom
I use my argumentation skills so the guard thinks he's Jackie Chan and bribe him to join my side.
Balloons are opium for the Orgah's
I send the dinosaur to stomp/claw/munch everybody except me.
Last edited by Winston Hughes; 09-26-2010 at 19:08. Reason: spelling
Sorry for this being that late:
Anyway, I'll scream "Chaooooootix", fall to my knees and die.
Supreme Victory, The Shadow Fort
© Crazed Rabbit
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