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    Quite a bit.

    My question to you is what would you spend your time doing if you had the choice. Anonymous for honesty.
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    Watching porn

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    The Backroom.
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    I'm firmly in the video games camp. I'm on the fence between self crank and sex with the cohabitating fiance. It has always been like this and I'm not bothered, our frequesncy has always been between 2 and 4 times per month. She doesn't seem particularly keen on sex anyway - I just want to gauge whether this is sustainable. We are getting married in a year and a half and I believe that there are simply better things to do with your time than have sex these days. Life is more fun than that nonsense and who wants to get pregnant anyway?

    I have sex the 4 times a month on principle to exchange emotional cohesion pheremones. Sometimes I'm really into it, but to be honest there are faster and more satisfying ways of taking care of those desires.

    I look healthy, but I'm not technically healthy due to the liver disease, adrenal cortex disease and ulcerative colitis and handfuls of medicine I'm on. I can do the physical activity that other people can do with some training and will-power, but the fist full of pills probably has to do with where I stand on this. I really just wanted to see if anyone else is in this camp.

    I'm happy with my life and my fiancee was made for me btw
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    Well like the weather my sexlife dropped to minus zero, it's winter. Winter is cold all life dies. Pulp Friction.

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    Roundhouse kicks! They are the best.
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    The only thing better than sex is better sex.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Vuk View Post
    Roundhouse kicks! They are the best.
    I expected more of you I am frankly a bit disturbed, a simple handlock will do it just as well and it's only moderately abusing

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    I'd rather watch Vålerenga play than have sex. Or rather, I'd watch Vålerenga first, then have sex.
    Still maintain that crying on the pitch should warrant a 3 match ban

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    Being with my 6 month old.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rory_20_uk View Post
    Being with my 6 month old.
    Congratulations on the little one.
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    Thanks. My wife left end of October and him with her. I've seen neither since.

    So, I can rather objectively assess which I miss the most.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony View Post
    I expected more of you I am frankly a bit disturbed, a simple handlock will do it just as well and it's only moderately abusing
    Nah, you don't have to kick anyone! Kick the air, kick a tree, kick a bag! Just kick, kick, kick! Nothing is funner than a roundhouse kick!
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    In a racial conflict I'd have no problem popping off some negroes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rory_20_uk View Post
    Thanks. My wife left end of October and him with her. I've seen neither since.

    So, I can rather objectively assess which I miss the most.
    That's a shame, I hope it works out well for you.
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    Sex is good

    A blowjob while you're drinking a beer is better

    Does that fall under "other hobby"
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    So, now we know why Strike wants to brew beer.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    Sex is good

    A blowjob while you're drinking a beer is better

    Does that fall under "other hobby"
    A subject for another thread, perhaps? "What is better, penetration or blowjob?"
    Still maintain that crying on the pitch should warrant a 3 match ban

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    Quote Originally Posted by HoreTore View Post
    A subject for another thread, perhaps? "What is better, penetration or blowjob?"
    That of course depends on the lady and how tired you are, sometimes you just wanna relax, ya know
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    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    Snorting cocaine off the *** of a hooker, while injecting heroine into your arm as you play video games. With a big plate of Belgian Waffles in front of you covered in Strawberries, whipped cream and authentic Canadian maple syrup.


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    The beach at night during the mild fall season.

    edit: You can fornicate too at some time, as long as you have the beach to yourself.
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    sex with the top 10 pornstars of your choice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TuffStuffMcGruff View Post
    I'm firmly in the video games camp. I'm on the fence between self crank and sex with the cohabitating fiance. It has always been like this and I'm not bothered, our frequesncy has always been between 2 and 4 times per month. She doesn't seem particularly keen on sex anyway - I just want to gauge whether this is sustainable. We are getting married in a year and a half and I believe that there are simply better things to do with your time than have sex these days. Life is more fun than that nonsense and who wants to get pregnant anyway?

    I have sex the 4 times a month on principle to exchange emotional cohesion pheremones. Sometimes I'm really into it, but to be honest there are faster and more satisfying ways of taking care of those desires.

    I look healthy, but I'm not technically healthy due to the liver disease, adrenal cortex disease and ulcerative colitis and handfuls of medicine I'm on. I can do the physical activity that other people can do with some training and will-power, but the fist full of pills probably has to do with where I stand on this. I really just wanted to see if anyone else is in this camp.

    I'm happy with my life and my fiancee was made for me btw
    I think that if you are happy and in love, you're having just as much sex as you should be, regardless of the actual number of occurrences.

    A lot of people substitute physical intimacy for emotional intimacy. People want a deeper connection with their partner, but are unwilling or unable to subject their innermost feelings to scrutiny.

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    Not catching a STD.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yoyoma1910 View Post
    Not catching a STD.
    STD's are so harmless they're quite irrelevant, really. Like a cold, just for your penis. A couple of free pills and you're cured.
    Still maintain that crying on the pitch should warrant a 3 match ban

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    Herpes doesn't go away with a few pills.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rory_20_uk View Post
    Herpes doesn't go away with a few pills.

    Yes, and my cell phone might give me cancer, too....
    Still maintain that crying on the pitch should warrant a 3 match ban

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    Quote Originally Posted by HoreTore View Post
    Yes, and my cell phone might give me cancer, too....
    ???

    It's a virus. There is no cure. The others are all either protozoan (syphilis) or bacterial (gonorrhoea), barring HIV of course.

    The "short course of pills" can last several months in such lovely cases as epididimitis where the infection has spread to your testicles and unsurprisingly is ever so slightly painful.

    And chlamydia is often asymptomatic. In blokes that's fine but in women can over time lead to infertility.

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    Lets face it; nobody knows you better than yourself. I've killed more future offspring by way of a gym sock than anything imaginable. Entire universes have laid waste in various public restrooms, church closets, and in the dark recesses of my house while the wife and kids were doing family crap. Oceans of man gravy have been sprayed during the most wild of fantasies that would make the average sexual pervert want to take his brain out of his skull and soak it in rubbing alcohol. If my masterbation caused global warming, the temperature of the Earth would be of the surface of the sun. I've spanked more monkey than the Man in the Big Yellow Hat in the Curious George series. I'd put Dairy Queen out of business with the amount of bannana splits I've made.
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