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    Default Haiku Mafia III - The Prosen Throne [Concluded]

    HAIKU MAFIA III

    THE PROSEN THRONE


    We return to the Uesugi Haiku Academy in the middle of the Boshin War. Imperial Armies have stormed through southern and central Japan, seizing Edo from the Tokugawa Shogunate, whose government have fled north through Uesugi to Ezo (Hokkadio), along with an army of Shogunate loyalists. Of course, a normal Haiku Academy would have no part in the politics of Early Modern Japan, and the Uesugi Academy certainly didn’t want to play a part either. But, politics and war have blasted through the door of the Academy into the poets’ lives. Shogunate Loyalists captured and took over the academy to use as a headquarters to manage the retreat of their army to the North, to the great distress and discontent of the poets.

    A few days after the Academy had been requisitioned, the Academy inhabitants’ awoke to find that the Captain in charge of the Shogunate troops stationed in the Academy had been impaled into the floor by a bayonet! Alongside it was a note:

    “As two we write
    In one leader do we trust
    For the Emperor!”

    Snarling in rage, the Deputy of the Captain bellowed that all the poets were now prisoners. It was clear to him that at least two of the poets were traitors to the Shogunate and had to be snuffed out! However, since he recognised that he would not be able to recognise those with Imperial sympathies, it was decided that each day, the poets would vote for the one who they thought most likely to be a traitor to the Shogun, and deliver him to the troops to be executed.

    This is the Third in a tradition of Haiku Mafia games on the .Org*. This is like any other mini game, but with an important twist:

    Rules
    : In addition to the usual Vote/Unvote, you may only speak in Haiku format, which is a short poem with a syllable rhythm of 5-7-5. For example, a typical post might be:

    Vote:Subotan

    The mask of metal (5)
    Hiding the terrible glare(7)
    Of a mad killer (5)
    All posts must be in that format. No longer, no less. One poem is allowed per post**, although multiple posts are allowed. Edits are allowed only to correct syntax. Neither No Lynch nor Abstain are allowed, as I hate them and people who use them. Private communication is not allowed, as I can't be sure if you're haiku-ing or not. Besides,there shouldn't be any need. I would prefer it if you could mention the name of the person you are unvoting, as it makes tallying easier.

    We're full! It's going to be ace! And you missed it. Aren't you sorry?

    Players 7/7
    ArpTHIS
    Diamondeye
    Secura
    Glemm
    Robbiecon
    Atpg
    God Emperor

    *It's a tradition now because I say it is
    **Haiku Hegemony imposes it's iron will once again :D
    Last edited by Subotan; 01-18-2011 at 21:00.

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    Default Re: Haiku Mafia III - The Prosen Throne

    This sounds like a dream.
    Or at least a lot of fun.
    Please, I want to join.
    If God is great, and if God is good, why can't he change the hearts of men?"
    -Tom Waits, "The Road to Peace"

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    Tattered, blackened wings.
    Jade eyes flickering wildly.
    You are not prepared.
    Last edited by Secura; 01-17-2011 at 22:34.
    "Blacker than a moonless night. Hotter and more bitter than Hell itself… that is coffee."

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    Dun dun dun dun IN
    Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
    Refrigerator
    Arpeggio: A broken chord. Arpeggiate: Breaking up a chord. ArpeggiateTHIS, scumbag.

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    Default Re: Haiku Mafia III - The Prosen Throne

    BUMP

    whoops

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    Im.

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    It would be silly,
    To go without enemies,
    but I've lots IN here!


    I've never written a Haiku before, am I doing it right?
    Last edited by robbiecon; 01-18-2011 at 12:11. Reason: Haiku fixed

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    Default Re: Haiku Mafia III - The Prosen Throne

    Your second line has 8 syllables. Until I impose Haiku Hegemony, you can mess around with it to get it right :)

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    Default Re: Haiku Mafia III - The Prosen Throne

    This is the longest I've ever seen sign ups for a mini take ever.

    MORE PEOPLE PLEASE

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    I will join.
    #Winstontoostrong
    #Montytoostronger

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    Default Re: Haiku Mafia III - The Prosen Throne

    Hooray! Just one more person...

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    Default Re: Haiku Mafia III - The Prosen Throne

    Well in then :) Also I can't see ATPG joining a game without feeling the urge to join as well ! :p
    In the game of chess you can never let your adversary see your pieces.

    I have got a plan so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel

    INTP

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    Default Re: Haiku Mafia III - The Prosen Throne

    Ok we're all set. Sending PMs.

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    Default Re: Haiku Mafia III - The Prosen Throne

    From now on, Haiku Hegemony is imposed. All posts from this point (But not this one )must be in Haiku format. The OED will be the final say on whether a word has six syllables or nineteen or whatever. Bad things will happen to people who screw it up. You may quote other people's posts, but only one at a time. If there is a lynch tie then...interesting things will happen.

    It is now the Day Phase. The lynch will commence in 24 Hours.

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    Today, I vote:Glenn
    He can't write a good haiku
    not even spell "in".
    If God is great, and if God is good, why can't he change the hearts of men?"
    -Tom Waits, "The Road to Peace"

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    Default Re: Haiku Mafia III - The Prosen Throne

    There can be no doubt
    Diamondeye is a scum
    let us lynch this guy

    Vote: DE
    In the game of chess you can never let your adversary see your pieces.

    I have got a plan so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel

    INTP

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    Default Re: Haiku Mafia III - The Prosen Throne

    For those who don't know
    If you can, vote in your prose
    Like this Vote:Subotan
    Last edited by Subotan; 01-18-2011 at 21:24.

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    ArpTHIS, murderer?
    Or just a simple townie?
    My vote, nonetheless.

    Hope that will do, the usual format merely kills the haiku.
    "Blacker than a moonless night. Hotter and more bitter than Hell itself… that is coffee."

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    Default Re: Haiku Mafia III - The Prosen Throne

    So long as it's clear
    I have no problem with it
    Make sure you bold it

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    The captain is dead!
    Obviously Robbiecon
    Is to be voted.
    Last edited by ArpeggiateTHIS; 01-18-2011 at 22:08.
    Arpeggio: A broken chord. Arpeggiate: Breaking up a chord. ArpeggiateTHIS, scumbag.

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    Default Re: Haiku Mafia III - The Prosen Throne

    Quote Originally Posted by Subotan View Post
    Players 7/7
    ArpTHIS
    Diamondeye
    Secura
    Glenn
    Robbiecon
    Atpg
    God Emperor
    Secura my dear
    I respect thee, I vote thee
    Don't you dare kill me.

    Vote: Secura
    #Winstontoostrong
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    A cherry-pip has,
    More intelligence than you,
    I vote: Diamondeye

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    Petty insults, huh?
    I expect better than that.
    Boys will be boys, though.
    "Blacker than a moonless night. Hotter and more bitter than Hell itself… that is coffee."

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    The last in the door,
    Is Thinking he will vote for
    ArpeggiateThis

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    Curious indeed.
    An 'Oh My God You Suck' vote!
    Was it random though?

    What if Peg is town?
    You would have made killing vote.
    Risky move for scum.

    Ergo, you are town.
    Still, an Oh Emm Gee Ewe Ess?
    Poor show, robbiecon!
    Last edited by Secura; 01-18-2011 at 23:11. Reason: Context was a little off.
    "Blacker than a moonless night. Hotter and more bitter than Hell itself… that is coffee."

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    Quote Originally Posted by robbiecon View Post
    The last in the door,
    Is Thinking he will vote for
    ArpeggiateThis
    Late to the party
    O-M-G-U-S you say?
    Unvote, vote: Robbie
    #Winstontoostrong
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    'Peg is in fact town
    Poor judgement call, Robbiecon
    I doth protesteth
    Arpeggio: A broken chord. Arpeggiate: Breaking up a chord. ArpeggiateTHIS, scumbag.

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    Default Re: Haiku Mafia III - The Prosen Throne

    well hello Robbie!
    how about an extra vote?
    Unvote; Vote: Robbie
    In the game of chess you can never let your adversary see your pieces.

    I have got a plan so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel

    INTP

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    Think about this, gents!
    His vote was too obvious.
    Plain as day, really.

    So, ballsy scumbag?
    Or simply naive townie?
    I think the latter.
    Last edited by Secura; 01-18-2011 at 23:39.
    "Blacker than a moonless night. Hotter and more bitter than Hell itself… that is coffee."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Secura View Post
    Think about this, gents!
    His vote was too obvious.
    Plain as day, really.

    So, ballsy scumbag?
    Or simply naive townie?
    I think the latter.
    I disagree, love.
    Robbiecon has big balls, yes.
    I have seen them shine.
    #Winstontoostrong
    #Montytoostronger

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