"Champion of All Maggotry" doesn't sound like a very impressive title.
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"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
Wait... wait... what is this? A game has actually been played! Two of them, actually, and The Magnificent TinCow won both. The first was a siege battle where TinCow was attacking and therother was defending. therother was largely humiliated by my supreme abilities to screw up his pathfinding. I rock, unfortunately we both forgot to save that replay, so you will have to use your imagination to witness my glory. therother did not want to do another siege battle, so battle 2 was instead a good old fashioned field battle. therother most treacherously took the Hattori and used them to vaporize my archers with his hidden units when I wasn't paying any attention. Fortunately, it didn't matter and I crush him anyway like the bug he is. Here is the replay of my stupendous victory.
I look forward to defeating The Slightly Less Magnificent therother a second time, after he thrashes the non-Tech Admin staff.
I declare myself the winner of this tournament!
I am the greatest!
Andres is our Lord and Master and could strike us down with thunderbolts or beer cans at any time. ~Askthepizzaguy
Ja mata, TosaInu
Hmm... it does appear as though the only appropriate thing to do is make everyone else forfeit and declare myself the winner.
Multiple claims to the title...such a dilemma. Hey, why don't we hold a tournament to decide the winner?
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Great idea!
Now why didn't you mention that before?!
Nullius addictus iurare in uerba magistri -- Quintus Horatius Flaccus
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there -- George Santayana
Or you could just do it like they did in the Middle Ages and live with the chism for a few hundred years, having a winner in Rome and an antiwinner in Avignon.
Andres is our Lord and Master and could strike us down with thunderbolts or beer cans at any time. ~Askthepizzaguy
Ja mata, TosaInu
So, is "tanuki" Japanese for "talk"?
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I am going to use my arbitrary powers of awesomeness to declare that if no battle is fought by the end of next weekend, I will declare myself the ultimate victor and close the tournament. However, I will not abuse my authority. Everyone who has not already lost a battle can vote on this proposed course of action.
Andres is our Lord and Master and could strike us down with thunderbolts or beer cans at any time. ~Askthepizzaguy
Ja mata, TosaInu
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