If Santa were a samurai what would he bring? DEATH! Lots and lots of death. Yep. Proper death, not some mass-market imitation like the Christmas music they play in shops or Rudolph the Raindeer socks. Death with a Capital 'D', delivered at the point of a yari festooned with mistletoe.
The mission: to spread the 'joys' of Christmas to all of Japan.
The rules:
1. I must convert to Christianity ASAP.
2. A proper festive clan colour is required. This means red or green. I've already won a game as Shimazu so it will have to be Mori.
3. It would be uncharitable to leave people out. Domination victory is required.
4. Readers decide where I should go next. You point, I punch. Good strategy is optional: fun and silliness reign supreme.
5. The theme song for this game is "troll-lol-le-lol-lol-lol!" The focus is firmly on fun, not good tactics or even survival. Thus, the difficulty will be set to medium so the AI doesn't cancel Christmas on turn 4 due to my focusing on building candy canes OF DEATH!
6. If the Empire of Santa implodes spectacularly at any point reloading a prior save is permitted. This is the magic of Christmas; you know, all that guff about wishing on an orphan and adopting a shooting star.
How it will work:
1. You decide what I should do.
2. I go and do it.
3. I report back complete with pictures. Return to stage 1 and repeat.
We'll slay them in the isles! (Yes, that is indicative of the lousy humour this mess will be filled with. Geddit? "Sleigh them in the aisles" :manic laughter:)
Or so it shall be if people are interested. Otherwise I'll go and play by myself, which means I get all of the mince pies and mulled wine so there!
Interested?
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