In the interests of not putting all my eggs in one basket, I shall Elect: Zaccino, and later bribe TinCow for the position of Three Eighths Mate if he wins.
In the interests of not putting all my eggs in one basket, I shall Elect: Zaccino, and later bribe TinCow for the position of Three Eighths Mate if he wins.
Last edited by johnhughthom; 09-27-2012 at 01:22.
Elect: TinCow
I'll give 20 gold for the position of first mate, Tin.
Elect: Jolt
good lord| if you're telling the truth you're setting new records for scumminess as a townie -Renata on IM, 16/09/2011
Feles deliberatissimae subiugare humanitiati sunt, et res solae quae eas desinunt canes sunt.
I see I've been sigged yet again -Askthepizzaguy, 02/08/2012
Hindsight is 20/20 Askthepizzaguy, 10/07/2013
*flips a gold piece* Elect: Zaccino Arr well that be me choice then. *takes another swig of rum* Now don't ya be forgetting me when ya pick yarr First Mate and Quartermaster, or at least yarr second Mate and eighthmaster.
If me don't gets any of the above jobs, then I would be looking for work mister Chaotix. I needs the golds, ya know to romance the womens, whens we get back to Nassau. I'm very handy with me sword.
Sultry Mafia Babe
Diana Abnoba- Goddess of the Hunt
I'd like to remind everyone that due to my recruiting prowess, I have by far the most money in the game. Zaccino doesn't forget friends. Yarr.
I'd like to remind everyone that due to my natural lack of trust, I have by far the most need of real stuff instead of the promises. El barto doesn't forget his supplies. Yarr.
good lord| if you're telling the truth you're setting new records for scumminess as a townie -Renata on IM, 16/09/2011
Feles deliberatissimae subiugare humanitiati sunt, et res solae quae eas desinunt canes sunt.
I see I've been sigged yet again -Askthepizzaguy, 02/08/2012
Hindsight is 20/20 Askthepizzaguy, 10/07/2013
Pfft... What kind of a Pirate needs to buy votes? I'm selling positions, like any good pirate should. The only money I'm giving up is for the death of Monty over there, who sounds more like some kind of Dredded Judge than a pirate. Payment for murder is honest pirate work. Payment for votes is politician work. Who in the hells wants to vote for a politician?
Taking 25 gold, payable in daily allotments of 4 gold, to participate in the keelhauling of Montmorency.
Vitiate Man.
History repeats the old conceits
The glib replies, the same defeats
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
good lord| if you're telling the truth you're setting new records for scumminess as a townie -Renata on IM, 16/09/2011
Feles deliberatissimae subiugare humanitiati sunt, et res solae quae eas desinunt canes sunt.
I see I've been sigged yet again -Askthepizzaguy, 02/08/2012
Hindsight is 20/20 Askthepizzaguy, 10/07/2013
How much again will you be paying, TinCow for Monty's murder?
Sultry Mafia Babe
Diana Abnoba- Goddess of the Hunt
There's nothing a group of townies can't accomplish when its members work together.
Well, besides killing a godfather.
Vitiate Man.
History repeats the old conceits
The glib replies, the same defeats
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
good lord| if you're telling the truth you're setting new records for scumminess as a townie -Renata on IM, 16/09/2011
Feles deliberatissimae subiugare humanitiati sunt, et res solae quae eas desinunt canes sunt.
I see I've been sigged yet again -Askthepizzaguy, 02/08/2012
Hindsight is 20/20 Askthepizzaguy, 10/07/2013
It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then, the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell.
I've always been wary of budding cults. TinCow, you cannot have my soul! Besides, it already belongs to another bovine orgah.
elect: Monty
Official tally, as ordained by the humble acolyte of his divine benefactor.
TinCow, The Grand Adjudicator, Arbiter of Souls 8 (issaikhaan, Himself, Arjos, Askthepizzaguy, Chaotix, Johnhughtom, Ishmael, Xenoneb)
Zaccino 4 (Bsmith, Zaccino, Choxorn, Diana Abnoba)
Monty 2 (Double A, ACIN)
Arjos 1 (Montmorency)
Jolt 1 (Visorslash)
It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then, the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell.
Arr, tha' ain't so you mad seee dog. Yer war one o' them lads tha' participated in dar cult o' three. It is known, arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Vote: Zaccino as I want some booty, o' both kinds. Zack ith dar only one o' you lads who promised any gold, an' I want som. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Pass da rum!!!!!!!!!!
But there ARE smilies on this forum! They are just well hidden. Hence the couch.Why don't you have a bunch of quotes by famous and not-so-famous people?"There is no need to link Socialism to Evil, I live in Europe and have Free Speech." - strijder20 (lolwut?)
"This thread is a either testament to the mods not giving a crap about us or their ability to be amused by our antics." - DoubleA (On this thread)
Arr, I be havin' tooeh much rum arready, tha' shald beh Elect: Zaccino
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
But there ARE smilies on this forum! They are just well hidden. Hence the couch.Why don't you have a bunch of quotes by famous and not-so-famous people?"There is no need to link Socialism to Evil, I live in Europe and have Free Speech." - strijder20 (lolwut?)
"This thread is a either testament to the mods not giving a crap about us or their ability to be amused by our antics." - DoubleA (On this thread)
Just a bit over the top issaikhaan the brown noser.
Sultry Mafia Babe
Diana Abnoba- Goddess of the Hunt
Yar!
Hello there, mateys!
I am proud to present myself as your new captain. Contrary to the boring metallic bovine, I can promise you ENTERTAINING EXECUTIONS! And three WENCHES for everybody for the entire journey. And barrels of rum!
Elect : Andres
Andres is our Lord and Master and could strike us down with thunderbolts or beer cans at any time. ~Askthepizzaguy
Ja mata, TosaInu
I say Elect: Zaccino. Me wantz da mooniez.
"I am a Catalan" - Pau Casals, the greatest cellist ever.
I'm a male specimen.
#Winstontoostrong
#Montytoostronger
It seems like the savage Askthepizzaguy isn't aware of the concept luxury cruise.
That's right, comrades, I offer you luxury! No more having to sit near a stinking ATPG who smells like a combination of old garlic, rotten tomatoes and questionable pepperoni and sausages! I offer you luxury cabines! For each man his own sauna, his jacuzzi, 10 showers and 5 seperate bathrooms for his wenches and a cell to lock up his wenches in case he wants to enjoy rest and piece! This entire ship will be turned into a giant paradise of luxury and pleasure and everything a modern pirate of refined tastes requires! And entertaining executions that will even be entertaining and fun for the lad walking the plank!
Elect Andres and you'll enjoy a trip like you've never had before!
Champagne, beer and RUM!
Andres is our Lord and Master and could strike us down with thunderbolts or beer cans at any time. ~Askthepizzaguy
Ja mata, TosaInu
#Winstontoostrong
#Montytoostronger
TinCow will probably just take all your gold, then he'll use it to buy the entire ship minus 10 square meters, turn it into a luxury resort where he'll reside (secretly together with 10 gorgeous looking wenches which he won't share). The rest of us will have to live on the remaining 10 square meters which will be, coincidentally and highly unfortunately, situated just outside the ship. He'll blame that on the guy who did the measurements.
Last edited by Andres; 09-27-2012 at 09:53.
Andres is our Lord and Master and could strike us down with thunderbolts or beer cans at any time. ~Askthepizzaguy
Ja mata, TosaInu
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