A Game of Cold-Blooded Murder [Game Over]

[robbiecon]

Yopu have to do it in proper way

Robbiecon

ROBBIECON

ROBBIECON!!!

Oh Hai there.

In :D

[El Barto]

*spits out drink*

[Major Robert Dump]

I PLAY

[classical_hero]

I will come out of retirement for this.

[Zack]

Sure, if only to increase visibility of my signature.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I appreciate the interest that keeps trickling down this here side of the economy.

Almost ready to begin.

[El Barto]

Pizza, take me out of the list for now. You don't deserve a half-heartedly playing me, and I can't GM two games and play at the same time. I'd rather not play than paly crappily, I hate it when players do that to me when I host. I might rejoin as a reserve/replacement, but until greater stability is achieved, peace out.

[Seon]

Sign me up Scottie.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Sign ups closed.

[Jarema]

I will use opportunity of closed signups to invite anyone interested to my game at twc:
http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showt...-Savanna-Mafia
It is called Savanna Mafia and I need players...
(sorry for spamming, but there is no offtopic thread or something like that)

[Andres]

Sign ups closed.

I appeal!

The thread title says "A Game of Cold-Blooded Murder [Sign-ups OPEN!]"

Yes, indeed, "Sign-ups OPEN!"

It even has an exclamation mark and the word open is written in capitals to stress that sign-ups are open.

This is misleading publicity which is punishable in 5.875 different countries. Among the punishments we find: death by hanging, death by electrocution and being forced to eat mayonnaise with fries (allthough I don't understand why the latter is seen as punishment, since surely, nothing goes above fries with mayonnaise and a good pint of Belgian beer).

Therefore, there are only two alternatives: either you let me in or you undergo all possible punishments for misleading publicity, starting with being cut in 378 pieces, like they do in the non existing country of Burgbawahaha.

[El Barto]

Andres, edit the post yourself and infract Askthepizzaguy. You have the fancy red-lettered username to own up to after all.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I appeal!

The thread title says "A Game of Cold-Blooded Murder [Sign-ups OPEN!]"

Yes, indeed, "Sign-ups OPEN!"

It even has an exclamation mark and the word open is written in capitals to stress that sign-ups are open.

This is misleading publicity which is punishable in 5.875 different countries. Among the punishments we find: death by hanging, death by electrocution and being forced to eat mayonnaise with fries (allthough I don't understand why the latter is seen as punishment, since surely, nothing goes above fries with mayonnaise and a good pint of Belgian beer).

Therefore, there are only two alternatives: either you let me in or you undergo all possible punishments for misleading publicity, starting with being cut in 378 pieces, like they do in the non existing country of Burgbawahaha.

You're late to this particular party, and not fashionably so.

Besides, you wouldn't want to be caught dead with this group, a most likely outcome should you join it.... and painfully so. You are about to enter a place where fairness and the rule of law have no meaning. An ignoble end for the chief executor of justice and administrative duties such as yourself. Are you prepared for the depths of torment and despair you're about to feel? This is less a game of mafia, and more of a sadistic laboratory, to test the patience, will, and reasoning ability of those who will almost certainly not survive the tests. Many will enter the rat's maze, and few will find the cheese. Most will be torn to shreds by the cat.

I grant your request to enter. But you can never leave.

[Askthepizzaguy]

~~~


no escape


~~~

one of the toys was smashed before the game/

it failed to follow instructions/

we posted them very clearly/

the penalty was given/

we smashed it with a hammer until it could not play anymore/

we have gone to so much trouble to make this a pleasant experience/

this toy will not share in that experience/

we cannot abide toys that will not play with us/

the playground will hold the other toys until we decide to play with them/

they can never leave our playground

~~~

broken toys/

chaotix - head smashed in with hammer

the game begins soon

[Askthepizzaguy]

It is time...

Chaotix will be assisting with some of the moderating duties during this game, so as to avoid a repeat of my failed game at TWC.

[El Barto]

I'll stay subscribed in order to read Pizza's updates.

[johnhughthom]

I don't get why you can't play. Post a picture of a cat, make a few inane non-game related posts, then make a vote with no thought put in to it. How much of your time could it take?

[Askthepizzaguy]

The game has begun. Please begin by noticing your environment.

You are locked together in a filthy metal container with artificial lighting at the top. You are given written instructions that one of you will die at the end of this day, and the choice of who plays the victim remains up to you.

The method of execution remains up to your captors. And they will be watching you very closely.

[Major Robert Dump]

Artificial lighting makes me look fat

[Visor]

Artificial lighting makes me look fat

They say it adds ten pounds. Well so will I when I eat your face Vote: Major Robert Dump.

[rickinator9]

It stinks in here due to Montmorency's farts.

[Zack]

I don't get why you can't play. Post a picture of a cat, make a few inane non-game related posts, then make a vote with no thought put in to it. How much of your time could it take?

How much of your time could it take to join my game?

Also, what a suspicious name change.

[Montmorency]

It stinks in here due to Montmorency's farts.

My unwashed genitalia.

By the way, Visorslash has just revealed himself to be scum in one of the games. Sloppy...

[Diana Abnoba]

Can we get a player list please.

[Diana Abnoba]

You guys are sick!!! *hands Monty a wash cloth and soap*

[Diana Abnoba]

Vote: Monty so we don't have to smell him anymore.

[Major Robert Dump]

Vote: Makrel

the smell stinking up this box is the fishy

[Gaius Scribonius Curio]

Vote: Caius

I dislike the idea of being watched closely - that could mean anything...

...surely nothing good...

[Makrell]

vote:townhughtom

i dont enjoey you citylads

[Darth Feather]

Vote: B_Ray. (you seem to be scum an awfull lot lately)