Random Thoughts Thread

[InsaneApache]

If your partner refuses to have sex with you, for Gods sake don't fart and leave the room!

However, on the night in question, she made it clear that she did not want to have sex with him at that point in time.

This disappointed the man who farted - and left the flat, writes Hallandsposten.

The was allegedly of such a nature that it 'disturbed the woman's piece of mind'.

'It smelled very bad in my flat,' she wrote in her report to police.


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From the comments.

Was this Donald Trump?

[rickinator9]

Make farts smelly again.

[Beskar]

Definitely should repost this into the "News of the Weird" in the Backroom.

[Fragony]

Most hilariously unfortunate name for an eye-surgeon EVER https://www.lumc.nl/org/cetl/medewer...20529015201316

Yes she is an eye-surgeon.

[A Nerd]

April 4th. Spring. And it's snowing. All day. :(

[Fragony]

I said short, not ThAT short, this is the creepiest photo that was made, fear me or die

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?f...60207047438968

[Husar]

I said short, not ThAT short, this is the creepiest photo that was made, fear me or die

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?f...60207047438968

Yeah, I saw that, your friendly character does not quite shine through...

WHY?

[Fragony]

I don't look friendly heh. Hair will grow back, if I look like neo-nazi I might as well make fun of it. I am not going to that barbour again, I asked for SHORT not bald. I also have a pic with a Breivik greet but that was a bit too much

[Viking]

https://twitter.com/tarawasjesus

Schizophrenia?

(or corrupted Twitter bot)

[Fragony]

Finally someone who just says it

[A Nerd]

I was practicing clarity of mind on a recent walk I took. It was quite relaxing. It is difficult though, my mind in never at rest. Constant thinking leads me to believe the unbelievable. I would rather be immersed in silence. When walking that is. The rest of the time I can deal with a mind that never sleeps.

[Fragony]

Must admit it, this is one hot cop http://www.geenstijl.nl/mt/archieven..._dan.html#more

This remains my favorite though, that key grrr http://www.geenstijl.nl/mt/archieven...tiemeisje.html

[Husar]

Must admit it, this is one hot cop http://www.geenstijl.nl/mt/archieven..._dan.html#more

Half Dutch, half Mexican, seems like a great combination (and it's why I like immigration )

[Fragony]

Half Dutch, half Mexican, seems like a great combination (and it's why I like immigration )

Srew you for having a mischievious sense of humour, I am sure you aren't really German ;)

Do prefer the second one I posted though, look at where she hangs her keys (noticed it) straight before her inner-personality. I mean, that's really hot in the universe and surroundings and everywhere. She is also really a cop, I am going to be a criminal

[bumpyibexe]

Work now, eat later? Or eat now, work later?

[InsaneApache]

Ken Livingstone.........ha ha ha ha ha!

[Fragony]

Memorial for the dead remains impressive, two minutes of absolute silence if you ignore the arabs who couldn't care more

[InsaneApache]

David Camoron.....ha ha ha ha ha!

[Fragony]

Awesome, my mates daughter also won the German open-championships thai-boxing, she is now world-champion, european-champion, Dutch-champion, and winner of the German-open. Why she still doesn't has a sponsor is beyond my understanding.

[Fragony]

lol, 450.000 comdoms distributed at the Olympic games, are they having a little bit too much fun there, I am not envious really, cant stress enougn that I am not.

[Fragony]

Nothing like a good thunderstorm after a few sunny days, feel sorry for a girlfriend who works at the annual Jazz-festival here, who probably looks like a wet cat right now

[Hooahguy]

the annual Jazz-festival here, who probably looks like a wet cat right now

Thats this weekend? I remember last year when I was in your lovely town I had the pleasure of attending it. The weather wasnt much better then either as I remember it rained all morning.

[Fragony]

Thats this weekend? I remember last year when I was in your lovely town I had the pleasure of attending it. The weather wasnt much better then either as I remember it rained all morning.

Same thing, it's every year, also same girl. Spring and summer are always awesome here, a festival almost every weekend

[Vuk]

I think I am finally gonna set an exact date for doing something I have been trying to find the courage to do for nearly 10 years.

[AntiDamascus]

Ah, not gonna share with the class? How can we encourage it then? (if its good that is)

[Vuk]

Well I did it last night and waiting to see how it turns out. I know that many here are not religious, both I would certainly appreciate the prayers of those who are that everything turns out well.

[Lizardo]

I think I am finally gonna set an exact date for doing something I have been trying to find the courage to do for nearly 10 years.

Well I did it last night and waiting to see how it turns out. I know that many here are not religious, both I would certainly appreciate the prayers of those who are that everything turns out well.

was it placing a bet on england winning the euros XD

[Vuk]

lol, nothing so petty. :P

[Husar]

Wish you the best of luck for that sex change operation!

[Vuk]

Call me Vukkette.