A weird theme gets a weird intro.
Yeah, I'm in.
that was actually less ambiguous than my average join post
I'm kind of busy lately, but if you still need the seventeenth player, you can count on me.
Yay! Thanks Golden1Knight. I'll start us off some time tomorrow then, and D1 will stretch over the weekend.
Alright. Time for role PMs. No posting until I say so (if you're even here before I'm done).
Welcome to the Living Room of Doom!
The living room of the Olsson Family has always been a peaceful place to live, however, one January evening everything began to change.
The Olsson's have always been the picture perfect Swedish family. Yellow wooden house with white window frames in peaceful country surroundings, a white picket fence yard and a Volvo in the garage makes up the outer frame of their happy family life. Indoors the rooms are occupied largely by old family heirlooms and a mish-mash of Ikea furniture. The furniture lived happily, side by side with the family, and a screw loose had never been a problem for the Olssons. They expected nothing more from the Ikea furniture, and were happy to fix any problems rather than replacing the furniture.
Like I said, one evening it all started changing. That was an evening of great celebration for the Olssons, because they had bought a winning lottery ticket, and all of a sudden 3 500 000 Swedish kronor were added to the family's fortune. The furniture rejoiced in their family's good luck, but a couple of months later their joy turned to fear. The rumors started in the dining room. A chair broke during dinner, causing grandmother Olsson to fall on the floor. The unfortunate chair in question was placed outside the house by the woodshed, and the morning after the horrified furniture witnessed their beloved friend being chopped to pieces.
Soon similar rumors came in from all over the house. Furniture which broke would not be fixed anymore, but rather cruelly chopped into firewood and replaced by Designer Pieces. The living room furniture held on to their screws as tightly as they could.
On a Saturday evening the dreadful business happened. A Stockholm arm chair collapsed under the weight of Mrs. Olsson. As they carried it out, the arm chair shouted to the other furniture: "It wasn't me! It was sabotage! Somebody broke my pegs last night when we were all asleep!"
The other furniture could do nothing for the poor Stockholm now, but they started eyeing each other suspiciously. Who would do such a thing? Could it be that the Designer Pieces had already infiltrated them and tried to take them out, one by one? The furniture braced themselves for a thorough investigation. They had to find the saboteur, before they were all replaced!
Player list:
1. Askthepizzaguy
2. AdmiralKleenex
3. Jarema
4. El Barto
5. atheotes
6. BSmith
7. Al Sipsclar
8. Double A
9. GeneralHankerchief
10. Eldrick (replacing Seireikhaan)
11. johnhughthom
12. Visor
13. edse
14. Choxorn
15. Punisher
16. Raith Kemmler
17. Golden1Knight
Sample Vanilla role PM:
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Rules:
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End of D1:
Last edited by Sooh; 04-13-2016 at 07:24.
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Good luck everyone!
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Lock Clear
I will brutally destroy anyone who tries to lynch me, because they are fools, and probably designer furniture. You'd think I was joking. Look at me. I'm not joking. You think I'm joking. I'm not joking. Lickity Lackety Lock. Just like a grandfather clock. Insert several more lines here about being way more lock clear than you. Many more paragraphs oughta cover it. There we are.
Joke vote: Askthepizzaguy = HAR HAR HAR You're funny make a real vote or die
#Winstontoostrong
#Montytoostronger
vote: atpg
Vote: AdmiralKleenex
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
My vote looms over the unfortunate designer furnishings like the sword of Damocles. Seventeen players, and only so many places for the scummos to hide. Perhaps three scummos. If I took five shots randomly, how many scummos could I hit?
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Well. If I took shots here, I could get into a lot of trouble.
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Vote: Khaan
#Winstontoostrong
#Montytoostronger
Vote: Punisher
No one with that stereotypical a name could have a screw loose like a real, properly sat in butt warmer.
Oh hai Punisher
What do you think of Raith's vote on you? Do you think he's been a very naughty boy and deserves some kind of behaviorally-triggered negative consequence?
#Winstontoostrong
#Montytoostronger
vote: ATPG
Anyone got an Allen wrench? I think I've got a screw loose.
resistance to gh wagon noted
#wagonomics
vote: Visorslash
Pizza, why are you making false promises?
resistance to gh wagon double-noted
good lord| if you're telling the truth you're setting new records for scumminess as a townie -Renata on IM, 16/09/2011
Feles deliberatissimae subiugare humanitiati sunt, et res solae quae eas desinunt canes sunt.
I see I've been sigged yet again -Askthepizzaguy, 02/08/2012
Hindsight is 20/20 Askthepizzaguy, 10/07/2013
Fixing link for reference: spankings.
good lord| if you're telling the truth you're setting new records for scumminess as a townie -Renata on IM, 16/09/2011
Feles deliberatissimae subiugare humanitiati sunt, et res solae quae eas desinunt canes sunt.
I see I've been sigged yet again -Askthepizzaguy, 02/08/2012
Hindsight is 20/20 Askthepizzaguy, 10/07/2013
resistance to gh wagon is OUT OF CONTROL INFINITY-NOTED
Votecount:
ATPG (2) - Visor, Al Sips
AdmiralKleenex (1) - GH
Khaan (1) - ATPG
Punisher (1) - Raith Kemmler
GH (1) - AdmiralKleenex
Visor (1) - Jarema
atheotes (1) - El Barto
Not voting: atheotes, BSmith, Double A, Seireikhaan, johnhughthom, edse, Choxorn, Punisher, Golden1Knight
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
Why are there two votes on Atpg?
good lord| if you're telling the truth you're setting new records for scumminess as a townie -Renata on IM, 16/09/2011
Feles deliberatissimae subiugare humanitiati sunt, et res solae quae eas desinunt canes sunt.
I see I've been sigged yet again -Askthepizzaguy, 02/08/2012
Hindsight is 20/20 Askthepizzaguy, 10/07/2013
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