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One boy
or
One girl
it I can't remember.
I can't even do the intro until I ask.
Since I'm senile as hell and also apparently blind, can you tell me if you are a boy or a girl?
One mission.
Can you pick up a package for me at the Poke Mart? It'll take you like... five minutes.
Eight, tops.
One bitter rival.
Oh, and have you met my grandson, who has been a total dick to you since you were little?
Erm.... What was his name? I can't remember things that well.
At least, not since the 70's...
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
One constant danger.
Wait, you can't walk in the tall grass alone. It's full of monsters!
I'd better give you, a child, your own untamed monster.
You know, for safety.
One chance.
And if your one monster dies, then I guess you're shit out of luck.
No revive potions.
That stuff is for babies who need training diapers.
You're what, like 10? I'm sure you'll be fine.
A legend begins...
Get your S.S. Tickets now.
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
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