FOUR HUNDRED reasons why you play RTW and MTW and STW

[Viking]

29. So we can can conquer europe and get away with it.

[Craterus]

30. So I can waste my weekends on there.

[ichi]

way cool movies of ninjas at work (STW)

^^^^31^^^^

[avatar]

32. To hear my barbarian general tell me what we will do after the battle.

[Craterus]

33. To hear some funny speeches...

[Mongoose]

34: to spam the forums


35: to watch the ai and laugh so hard that it hurts.

[xemitg]

36. geisha's in STW

[rocketjager]

37. "He is running like a whiippped dog!"

[Come Together]

38. So I can cry and laugh at the same time whilst my assasin dies with a 99% chance of succeeding.

[Copperhaired Berserker!]

39. So I can exterminate very city in the world and not get ridiculed for it

[PseRamesses]

40. Take out Hannibal´s long overdue revenge on Rome!
41. Finally make Europe a muslim one.
42. I always wanted to become Shogun.

43. Get to know you people!

[Copperhaired Berserker!]

44.Become emperor
45.Become emperor
46.Become emperor
47.Become emperor
48.Become emperor
49.Become emperor
50.To repeat "Become emperor" loads of time in one thread so i get that life supply of cookies

[Viking]

51. So I can post in threads like this.

[Craterus]

52. So I can play as "Bartix" when EB comes out.

[Mikeus Caesar]

53. So i can wonder what 'Bartix' is. And put '-ix' on the end of everythingix.
54. Toix tryix andix translateix whatix Abokasix saidix.

[Viking]

55. So I can find out when the alien invasion is due to start

[Mikeus Caesar]

56. So i can find out what the Uranian doomsday device is.

[avatar]

57. To hear the Vikings "victory song" after battle.

[Viking]

57. To hear the Vikings "victory song" after battle.

58. So I can find out what I missed when I didn`t play MTW

[Craterus]

59. To use HA's against all infantry armies. And laugh at their attempts to attack.

[Rodion Romanovich]

60. To charge hastati with massed cataphracts or elephants
61. To beat spam armies in multiplayer and teach them to bring a balanced army
62. To conquer both Rome, Carthage, Greece and Macedon with a barbarian faction.
63. To fight multiplayer battles with more than one player per team and sometimes hold out alone against 2 or more enemies when your allies just stood back or managed to get themselves slaughtered/routed in a foolish premature charge
64. To use 3 low-quality cavalry units to kill/rout a full stack of AI opponents.
65. To make the roman empire a footnote in history
66. To conquer the entire world as the Aragonese, Thracians or some other smaller faction

[Copperhaired Berserker!]

67.To laugh at posts in this thread such as mikeus's post!
68. So that this fourm exists and i can bug evrybody with my smiliy army
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[Come Together]

69. To get my 12 ship navy filled with my full stack army which I have been building for the past 20 turns beaten by a 1 ship navy with triple gold cheverons with a 5 star admiral.

[Craterus]

70. To annoy my family when they want to use the computer.

[PseRamesses]

71. So I can spam away in posts like this.
72. So I can watch a good post turn into a spam trap.

[Copperhaired Berserker!]

73.So i can send a peasent army to its death and not be thought evil(As a matter of fact you are evil! )

[tibilicus]

74; To watch a unit of els strugle to kill one man. They just run him over but he wont die when theres one left.

[Mount Suribachi]

So I can play as the English and conquer the French. MTW or NTW, its all good

[Copperhaired Berserker!]

Mount Suribachi,please put your number in,75.You need to number your answer like this, e.g someone posts their answer, which is the 78th answer, hence he puts in 78.blah blah blah, you get the idea

[Divine Wind]

76. To get away from my girlfriend