FOUR HUNDRED reasons why you play RTW and MTW and STW

[Copperhaired Berserker!]

77.To say to Divine Wind what a cheeky little git he is! I mean, to get away from his girlfriend!

[The Blind King of Bohemia]

78/ To take the frustrations of everyday life out on mass formations of little men on a computer screen will always brighten up anyone's day .

[Copperhaired Berserker!]

79.To see how evil ORG members are

[Craterus]

80. To see how long it will take to reach 400 in this thread.

[Copperhaired Berserker!]

81.To put a crap general to a crumbling wall and watch him being buried alive!
82.To lie down down the floor crieing because you uninstalled RTW and can't find the cds!
83.To wonder if I could in one post, up to a hundred and make the reasons funny.
84.To watch a AI general fling his self on to a pike and get shot by 10 units of archers(yup, don't mess with me!)
85. To smash anybody who think RTW is the worst stratgy game ever.*walks up to somebody and experiments with a flamethrower on his body!*
86.To see the moonpeople be beaten by our lovely hats!!!
87.To bathe in the emenys blood for a whole week!
88. to enslave those nasty barbarians.
89.To go to the toilet and come back out and notice you never paused RTW! Argghhhhhhh!!!
90.To be happy that i've done ten reasons already in one post and still be funny.
91.To enjoy the soon coming out EB.
92. To give a rebel general a little run around with my HAs
93. To be inspired to do stories for RTW.
94.To smack my friend in the face with the RTW cd-box for saying that my global empire is crap! The fool!
95.Because you set formation for your pencils, ruler etc. in your office.
96.To get closer to that life supply of cookie......*drools*
97. To have a pizza while i see the AI being slaughtered.
98. To make a battle where you can kill the evil Jamster! beings.
99.To rejoice when I conquer the SPQR
100.Yeehaa!!! I'm at a hundred!

[Copperhaired Berserker!]

101.To bow at my last post

[Franconicus]

102. Helps me increase my inferiority complex

[Basiliscus]

103. So that studying for exams has an incentive
104. So that when I sleep I dream sweet dreams of death and destruction
105. To increase my knowledge of history
106. To give Takeda Shingen a chance to unify Japan...
107. To give the Byzantines a chance to keep Constantinople...
108. To give the British a chance to rule the barbarian world (repeat to fade!)...
109. To pass the idle hours

[tibilicus]

110: So dont in medieval total war i can come so close to taking thw world as Byzantium, Only to have a civil war just before it hapens. If im really unlucky the Golden Horde will arive at the same time. Making it a lot worse. Loyalty it means nothing in RTW. Quite litrally !

[Craterus]

Honour was a lot more important in RTW times. Loyalty was higher and people rarely betrayed, not as much as Medievil times.

[Copperhaired Berserker!]

111. to look at some reasons and laugh

[tibilicus]

112: So i can waist my life on something thats no real then one day realize that i need a job

[Craterus]

113. So it can burn out and I can buy another game, that may be completely crap[. Then I will go back to RTW, and wonder what I was thinking leaving it.

[Copperhaired Berserker!]

114.To cry when my 14 star genral gets killed by peasents

[Copperhaired Berserker!]

114.To cry when my 15 star general dies by peasents

[Craterus]

115. To capture all 7 Wonders of the Ancient World.

[Aetius the Last Roman]

116. To make references to RTW in an economics paper (keynes anyone?).

[Aetius the Last Roman]

117. To dodge doing my i.t revision.

118. To explain to my family that conquering Europe is slightly more important to me than they are.

119. To get yelled at for saying the above.

120. To whine about RTW's faults on the forum.

121. To praise it at the same time.

122. To gasp in shock and awe as my whole amphibous invasion force, my best veteran army), headed for Gaul is annihilated at sea by the rebels.

123. To punish rebels.

124. To exterminate people in my capital for the sole purpose of making it less congested.

125. To get over 100 unhinged loons in my factions during MTW.

126. To read stories at the mead hall.

127. To sell maps to unsuspecting AI factions for virtual fortunes.

128. To make more money from maps than from my cities in a decade.

[Copperhaired Berserker!]

129.to see people posting lots of reasons in one post which i likw.
130.to get slagged because I can't spell right(see above)

[Viking]

131. So I have a reason for not doing my homework.

132. To annoy Berserker! when I only post two reasons in this post.

114.To cry when my 15 star general dies by peasents

15 stars?!

[tibilicus]

133: So i can errrrrrrrrrrr kill people. Computer people of course..............

[Copperhaired Berserker!]

134. to put my mid-digit at Viking because he like to annoy me.(Remember, the eyes of Berserker! are upon you!)

[Mount Suribachi]

135. To participate in the PBEM games in the The Throne Room and read the accounts of their rulers by master storytellers like Seljuk Sinan and Simon Appleton. Man they were great days, I miss them

[Viking]

136.So I can say we might have a hard time to get 400 reasons.
137.So I can kill the romans over and over again.

[Copperhaired Berserker!]

138.To forget to put the number before the reason and mix people up

[Copperhaired Berserker!]

139.To wonder what funny reason i could put in

[AggonyKing]

140. Because I have no life .....wait that's sad

[tibilicus]

141:To come to the conclusion that we will NOT reach 400 resons.

[Craterus]

142. To disagree with Tibilicus and assure him that it will happen.
143. To have an 1h30mins long bridge battle online, only to have my ally leave halfway through, leaving the AI to charge his men to suicide. And mine to be massacred shortly after.

[Viking]

144. So I can agree with Tibilicus, `cause this thread won`t even reach 200.
145. So I can say thanks to this post I`ve reached 250 posts and have unlocked a new set of avatars.