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    Default Worst bands of all times...

    I heard a good joke the other day...

    What does a Grateful Dead (Dead Head) say after he leaves rehab?


    Man, this music sucks!!!



    Anyway that's my pick for worse band ever, what's yours?
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    Can't tell you. I've tried to purge them from my mind.
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    Maroon 5, nuff said.
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    Of the most popular groups Id have to agree that the Dead are aptly named. Boring dosent even begin to describe them.
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    On the assumption that Rap isn't music, I would say Milli Vanilli.
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    I'm offended by that joke, Dave, and you too Gawain.



    Um, well going with what Sharrukin says, since rap isn't music as well as pop, I'd have to go with... well... I can't think of any, I try and avoid bad bands.
    I'll come back when I think of some.

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    On the assumption that Rap isn't music, I would say Milli Vanilli.
    To be bad dont you actually have to perform and not just lip sync to someone else?
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    Manowar- kind funny sometimes.
    Crash Test Dummies-mmmmhhhmmmmmm

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    Aqua, worst thing that have come from Denmark since Viking Raids.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gawain of Orkeny
    To be bad dont you actually have to perform and not just lip sync to someone else?
    Well that's true.

    What about Prince?

    Prince (A.K.A The Artist Formerly Known As Prince, who is now apparently The Artist Formerly Known As The Artist Formerly Known As Prince) isn't a band, so I guess I can't pick him. What about Prince and the Revolution? Does that qualify?

    If I can't go with 'Whatever The Hell His Name Is', it would be in order, Musical Youth, Backstreet Boys, Simple Plan.
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    Abba

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    BTW the Dead were great, especially when 'enhanced'
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    any band that is a boy band is horrible.

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    Im going to go out on a limb here and say Van Halen.

    Sure a lot of bands were technically worse than them, but few were able to come out with horrible song after horrible song and build such a devoted fan base on such crappy music. These facts mean that Van Halen is played a lot on my favorite radio stations(classic rock ones), which really irritates me.

    If not the worst band ever, the worst established band ever. In my opinion, of course.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PanzerJager
    Im going to go out on a limb here and say Van Halen.

    Sure a lot of bands were technically worse than them, but few were able to come out with horrible song after horrible song and build such a devoted fan base on such crappy music. These facts mean that Van Halen is played a lot on my favorite radio stations(classic rock ones), which really irritates me.

    If not the worst band ever, the worst established band ever. In my opinion, of course.
    I think that's a bit unjustified. Although their later output is very poppy, Van Halen's self-titled debut is a great album, and the first real milestone in the development of electric guitar since Are You Experienced?
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    Let me see,

    That band who did baby cakes

    Crazy frog(obviously)

    Akon

    Gwen stefani

    Busted and Mcfly


    Bascilly anything apart from U2.



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    Limp Bizkit and Linkin Park.

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    Blazin' Squad
    N Sync
    Zig Zig Sputnik
    Led Zepellin
    Pink Floyd
    Las Ketchup
    Limp Bizkit
    Jamster Gang

    Let's see how all you rock fans feel about this article link

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    Quote Originally Posted by Craterus

    Led Zepellin
    Pink Floyd
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    My God, did you really put Led Zeppelin and Pink Floyd as some of the worst bands ever? Were you being serious?
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    Abba.
    GD bores me but Jerry Garcia was cool.


    Oh other crappy bands

    Prinze
    That German band who did the song from GTA Vice City
    Gwen Stefani
    NSync
    Backstreet Girls...er...boys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Craterus
    Blazin' Squad
    N Sync
    Zig Zig Sputnik
    Led Zepellin
    Pink Floyd
    Las Ketchup
    Limp Bizkit
    Jamster Gang

    Let's see how all you rock fans feel about this article link
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    Quote Originally Posted by Albino Gorilla
    Manowar- kind funny sometimes.
    Crash Test Dummies-mmmmhhhmmmmmm
    Well now it is my turn to be offended - Manowar is cool if you listen it riding bike and have a cool girl behind you.
    As for me, I consider Rap music is not cool ( with some exceptions, of course ).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Craterus
    Blazin' Squad
    N Sync
    Zig Zig Sputnik
    Led Zepellin
    Pink Floyd
    Las Ketchup
    Limp Bizkit
    Jamster Gang

    Let's see how all you rock fans feel about this article link
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    total war Pink Floyd and Zep are great...

    Backstreet girls are pretty bad, one true voice or whoever they are sucked beyond all belief and this wouldn't be a contest if we didn't put Spice Girls in there

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    Cradle of filth
    Linkin park
    the deftones
    Marilyn Manson (technically are a band with the same name)
    the rolling stones
    Guns'n'Roses
    Poison
    Motley crue
    Limblifter
    Black eyed peas
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    Gah! How can anyone not like so many awesome bands! To think that the Dead, Floyd, Zep and the Stones were all mentioned as the worst band of all time is insane! Think of how many horrible bands there have been! I mean there's disco and hair metal and punk and countless of other suck music! Gah!!!!

    Im going to go out on a limb here and say Van Halen.

    Sure a lot of bands were technically worse than them, but few were able to come out with horrible song after horrible song and build such a devoted fan base on such crappy music. These facts mean that Van Halen is played a lot on my favorite radio stations(classic rock ones), which really irritates me.

    If not the worst band ever, the worst established band ever. In my opinion, of course.
    I'd have to agree. I can't stand Van Halen. I'd also have to add KISS (I wanted to shoot myself when I saw them with Aerosmith, it like a damn circus, not about the music), Linkin Park, Limp Biscuit, Sex Pistols, and all 80s hair metal bands, as well as others.

    Oh, and I'm not including the Backstreet boys or any of them, because they don't play instruments, and they don't really sing. Thus, not a real band.

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    Def Leppard (I hate them)
    Van Halen (I can't stand them)
    That Prince guy(gives me a bad name )
    Limp Bizkit(this guy is even crappier the Prince, hard to do)

    Don't be dissin Abba. They are awesome musicians, not even close to being in the same league as the crap you guys posted(and rightly so).

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    Black Eyed Peas
    Marylin Manson'
    Limp Bizkit
    Puddle of Mud
    Backstreet Boys and NSync(it's only for girls, GAH!)
    Green Day

    and many other rock/heavy metal/punk bands.....
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    Let's see how all you rock fans feel about this article link
    Either the guy has a problem with classic rock, or the guy has a problem with drugs. I seem to think its the latter, as this was far from the only quote about bands and drugs I saw..

    Second, they paved the way for the marriage between music and drugs which to this day has ruined rock 'n' roll.
    Now I voted for Bush, so naturally im not a big fan of druggies or the drug culture( ), but if you discount all musicians who use(d) drugs as bad - then your not really judging the music, but the musicians.

    Also, he says in the opening that he will give real reasons for why the bands are bad - but he doesnt..

    I'd have to agree. I can't stand Van Halen. I'd also have to add KISS (I wanted to shoot myself when I saw them with Aerosmith, it like a damn circus, not about the music), Linkin Park, Limp Biscuit, Sex Pistols, and all 80s hair metal bands, as well as others.
    The 80s ruined rock and roll in my opinion.

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    It started in the mid 70s, with disco and some of the more sellout bands (REO Speedwagon, etc.), and punk but the 80s killed it. Only Stevie Ray Vaughn was good then...

    And I can't think of one band that I like that never used drugs. So it's quite silly to blame any one band for introducing drugs. Besides, IMO, only cocaine and herion are bad for the music. Oh and booze too (though it's ok as long as they aren't drunk while playing, which most of them were, or if it's not to execess, which it often is).
    Pot and LSD helped a lot of bands with better music (Beatles in particular).

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